Has anyone ever had a happy ending massage?

[ginger_snap]

What kind of establishment was it? How was the experience? How much did it cost? Was it worth the money?

[Chazmatazz269]

Yes, it was an Asian massage parlor. It’s actually a very funny story. A friend of mine stayed out late drinking one night; closed the bar down. On the way out, he asked if i’d ever been in “there” and pointed to the massage parlor across the street. I said “no”, and he asked if i wanted to. I said “maybe” and he offered to pay. So i was in. We walked across the street and walked into the lobby. An older Asian woman came to the counter and took his money. Then a lovely young woman appeared and took me by the hand and led me to a private room with a massage table in the center. She turned on some music, lit some incense and told me to undress, then left the room. I was sitting there naked, feeling a little self conscious when she returned with a towel and told me to put it on, without looking directly at me. So i relaxed a little as she guided me out of that room into a steam room with another table in the center and what kind of reminded me of a dog groomer’s bath station on the wall. She took my towel and told me to get on the table. She turned on the shower and proceeded to wash me, like a giant baby! 😂😂😂 She got all the nooks and crannies too. It wasn’t the least bit sexy even when she had hold of my twig and berries. She then has me put the towel back on and relax in the steam room for a few more minutes and left again. She came back and took me to the room, took my towel again and ordered me up on the table. I lied face down, she draped the towel over my bum and proceeded to massage me. She was much stronger than i expected a woman of her size to be, and i thoroughly enjoyed the massage. She has me flip over to do the front, keeping the towel over my naughty bits. I’m otherwise completely relaxed at this point. After a fashion, her hand slips under the towel and asks if i want “something special”. Of course i did! So she massaged my little friend for a few minutes, but likely didn’t achieve the result she intended. I was fully at attention, but no climax. She, no lie, asked if i thought she was pretty. She was and i assured her i did. So she asked about my “problem”. I told her i’d been drinking and she said “whiskey d*ck?”. I laughed aloud and concurred. So she put a condom on me, climbed on top and rode me like a pornstar! After i came, she took off the condom and cleaned me up with a steamed towel. Then she climbed up on the table and cuddled with me for the rest of the hour! She helped me get dressed, walked me to the door, told me her name and requested that i come see her again.
It was honestly a fantastic experience! If i hadn’t already had a very satisfying sex life with my ex, that little Asian woman would have spoiled me for women for good!
The funniest part is that my friend joined me outside shortly after and asked me to pay him back. Somewhat indignant i told him i wouldn’t have done it in the first place if he hadn’t offered. He explained that i got the hotter woman, and his experience came from the older woman who took his money! 😂😂😂
To be fair, she was an attractive older woman, and i made him admit he enjoyed her attention. I did ultimately pay him back because i enjoyed myself much more than i ever thought possible and regretted nothing. I never did go back, but sometimes i have the “Pretty Woman” fantasy about “rescuing” her from that life and falling in love.

[Stevepro68]

Ok funny story my girlfriend is a retired sex worker and mixed heritage but looks Asian. Also she is bisexual. In her work so many guys would be like happy ending, she was not a masseuse by the way. she just quote some ridiculous number and never did she have any take her up on that. But we were in Italy for a vacation and she had a massage at a hotel in Rome. She related a story to me later it was a mother and daughter who work together. The mother was in the room behind a curtain massaging another client. The daughter does typical massage my girlfriend like it very firm not a gentle one at all and is very clear. They spoke Italian but she was able to impart her wishes. Then during the massage the woman starts doing a lot of things that never happen in US. girlfriend says she was massaging everything!. My girlfriend speaks Spanish English Tagalog Korean, but not Italian. At some point the daughter looked at my wife and spoke in Italian. But then I'm broken English she is like all finish or something. My girls says yes thanks then the daughter proceeds to go right back in there in There with purpose. Definitely going for happy ending. Now my girl likes girls but she stopped her and told her no. My girl says, confused is the best description of the Italian girl. She was like you like? Now I have seen my girl with other women so I believe her when she said she was tempted but turned her down. My take on this story was she was about to get a happy ending for free and should have gone for it. But she said with the mother in the room it was just too weird.

[PaleDale]

It was in Bangkok. It was not that expensive. The girl asked me if I wanted it and I said it was up to her. She pulled my towel off and started playing with me. It was incredible

[abc3643]

Did she say "Happy ending cost extra."?

[Alex-Snow]

I have but they were only from girlfriends. The handjobs were a great way to finish a massage

[Alex-Snow]

HBU?

[Danny_dan92]

Never have. Only way I would is with a girl I’m seeing/dating

[JamesRandiDebates]

Many times. Most Asian run massage places are just fronts for prostitution.

[Nikki1989]

Thankfully, no.

[bowenw]

Never happened or even offered.

[WonderingManII]

what is a happy ending massage?

[Anonymous]

Nope, never have I ever...

[dinojames22]

Yes but it was my dentist not a massage person

[MasterKS]

Yes, its fun.