Have you ever been injured by an avocado?

Question

Avocados injure thousands of people every year. Hospitals call it Avocado hand. Avocados have a big stone in the middle and a common technique to remove it is to whack it with a knife and after it sticks in twist and pull out. What could go wrong? Well, apparently, quite a lot.

There's lots of gruesome pics online. So are you one of the thousands of Avocado Victims?

Have you ever been injured by an avocado?

Maybe_Maybe_not · Accepted Answer

"Avocados injure thousands of people every year" This. When I was a kid playing outside with wood sticks , when our country was still proud of his own culture, my grandma would never have accepted avocados in her kitchen, because there were no avocados at all. They remained where they lived, in Latin America. Then more and more started to land in our towns and stores, injuring our hands and stealing our crops. They came using fucking planes operated by pedo-bananists. They invaded us, government did nothing of course. It's unacceptable. We must arrest all the avocados and send them back to Latam . I heard the call of the rising Orange. Orange will save our people from these murderous avocados. Once and for all. List, what list?

Shiprex · Accepted Answer

By the tools almost but the seed in the middle has caused some minor discomfort while eating tge flesh.

On_cloud_wine · Accepted Answer

It always occurred to me that something like that has happened before but I used to work at an authentic Mexican restaurant with table side made guac.. and I was trained to learn how to do it and I always felt comfortable about it..

EmmaMary · Accepted Answer

@purplepoppy  For fear of tempting fate, I shall politely decline from posting anything this time.

SotiCoto · Answer

Does being assaulted by the smell count as injury?  I've too much self-respect to ever want to eat one of those nasty things, but even the smell of avocado other people are eating is bad enough.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

No, but I was once attacked by a squash. After receiving stitches in my thumb, I ate that son of a bitch!

ShrunkenGuy · Answer

Yikes, Darwin awards? I’m always cautious when cutting food in the kitchen, it’s one of my biggest fears.

Sunrising · Answer

If you leave avocado's alone, they'll leave you alone too!

DJB72 · Answer

No, but an angry carrot tried to mug me once. I think his name was Julienne

Wiredone · Answer

Avocados never hurt me before. They taste good though

FenixG45 · Answer

I'm allergic to avocado, so in theory it could kill me.

ohsheeT · Answer

I eat a lot of avocado. I use a spoon to remove the seed

DCVsMarvel2 · Answer

no, but did you know avocado comes from the aztec word, ahucathl (sp?), meaning, testicle. So, if you've ever been hurt by a testicle, you could say that you have

exitseven · Answer

the best way to do it is to drill it out with a big expansion bit.

Staximus · Answer

I'm not a retard. I set the advocate down on a cutting board and cut it, and then remove the pit with a spoon.

Alex-Snow · Answer

Not me but I know someone that was injured while cutting one

nawtee_me · Answer

Avocado injuries are the pits…..

douride2 · Answer

Another reason I don't like avocados.

Jerre · Answer

I don’t like Avocados

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

🤣🤣🤣

Fireguy17 · Answer

Yuck, green goo.

Kathy1111 · Answer

on i have not

Anonymous · Answer

Never at all.

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

Interesting

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