Guys can you remember the spoons from school days?

[purplepoppy]

Apparently, every gym teacher had one and it was used to lift testicles for inspection if a student had been hit downstairs during sport. Gym teachers weren't allowed to touch for obvious reasons so they all carried a ball spoon like the one shown so they could examine guys in a non creepy way.

Usually they were made from wood and hence warmer than the school nurses metal spoon she kept in the freezer to whack troublesome erections.

So guys can you remember the school spoons?

[pierre7i]

We didn't have spoons like that in my New Zealand schools but I clearly recall my genitals being examined for swelling by the pretty young-ish female nurse at my boarding college (high school) just after I'd recovered from mumps and when she got to the 'head' and frenulum of my by then already semi-erected p***s I suddenly felt the onset of an ejaculation and just couldn't hold off, covering her fingers/hands in warm white stuff. My 17-years old teenage anguish was calmed by her reassurance that it was nothing to be embarrassed about !

She went on to do full medical studies and by incredible coincidence she is nowadays my doctor at the medical clinic I go to in my home city and I see her for annual medical checks whenever I'm back in NZ for my annual vacation.

[AviatorTom]

There was a special one they used on one kid in my class...

... for his special "condition".

Who was it that said, " You only need one." ?

There was a rumor they also had one for girls... just in case...

[RandomGirl42]

What kind of school did you get sentenced to?

[MisterWack]

The ball inspecting kind apparently lmao

[Nikki1989]

That is an African Yacoba double spoon.

[MisterWack]

Never saw this spoon at all.
Used to inspect the testicles after a low blow?

Every male student needs a hard cup, less teachers carrying testicle spoons lmao.

I’m not sure if this is true however if there’s more information about it please inform me some more.

Also… “metal spoon she kept in the freezer to whack troublesome erections.” HEH WHAT? 🤣🤣

[blackgaletiger]

In sports if we got hit down there we were told to walk away in shake it off. No need for a spoon of such calibre. If its serious enough you go to a doctor and let them deal with it. Not sure what a spoon would detail without it physically being check for swelling or bruising

[Chazmatazz269]

I have neither seen such a tool nor had such an experience.
I was never examined or even touched in skool. Everyone who has ever touched my huevos used their hands. Some of them gloved up. I have been caught off guard by at least two who didn’t wear gloves.
They say variety is the spice of life.

[Spencer10]

PP sometimes you exceed even your own high twisted standards... this is one of those moments. Thank you for a very good chuckle.

[exitseven]

I never saw one of those. The doc used to use his hand and tell you to cough.

[Tarifa]

No, never seen one of these. The only time a doctor checked me there, during a routine medical examination, she used her bare hands. All guys in our class went through the same routine.

[douride2]

@purplepoppy Where do you come up with these things.

[purplepoppy]

I intended to ask a question about the school yard legend regarding the school nurse whacking stiffys with a cold spoon to cure them. But I stumbled upon that double spoon and a new question was born

[Staximus]

There was no such thing at my schools. If you got whacked in the sack, you're expected to walk it off or go see the school nurse and then be sent home so your parents can inspect the family jewels

[Bricealan]

@purplepoppy I confess to never have seen one of those. (gladly) Purplepoppy, did you go to the School of Hard Knocks?

[FunkyMonkee]

Spoons are spoons, I never paid much attention to the design unless they were cheapo plastic and would snap easily.

[Shiprex]

That is for eating soup while your partner uses a straw.

[beefcakebradybatson]

I never heard of "the spoons." Another difference between Canada and America !!!

[Iron_Man]

Never in my life Have I seen that

[Lliam]

I never heard of such a thing.

[LiamS95]

I've never seen one before.

[Mark987]

McDonalds spoon lol

[robocop666]

do testicles interest you

[Anonymous]

They would just tell us to go sit down

[Anonymous]

Nope. Was this actually a thing?

[Shortkay45685]

Gross mahn

[Alex-Snow]

Uggg yikes

[Fʊʟʟʍօօn]

yes I remember..

[fish5505_87]

Franks and Beans!

[CubaPirate]

The hell nooo