What do these Trump pills cure?

[purplepoppy]

Here's some Trump pills. You can take the green/red one or the yellow/blue one. But what do you think they cure? TDS? Wokeness? Earache Or do they give you nice orange glow

[Ill_made_Knight]

They are purported to remove every last trace of empathy from the consumer as well as eliminating any pesky residual critical thinking, throw in just a splash of testosterone for extra aggression and VOILA!! You have the pill designed to make a person more likely to vote for tRump himself OR anyone promising to groom his hindquarters.
The suppositories are wildly popular among those that are already "commited" supporters I hear...

[Ill_made_Knight]

@purplepoppy I'm sure you're aware... but here it is
apnews.com/.../trump-ecstasy-drugs-netherlands-warning-deb14fdd18d452a70fde747310a92003

[purplepoppy]

Of course I'm aware, but I never let facts get in the way of a good question

[Ill_made_Knight]

mhmm... don't see any reason why one would...

[front2back]

Green Trump Pill = You suddenly become very addicted to cryptocurrency exchanges
Red Trump Pill = You become very agitated and start talking "bigly" to others
Yellow Trump Pill = You get an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours
Blue Trump Pill = Depressant, you become a couch potato only watching OAN news

[jennifer_bloom]

They cure constipation by stimulating diaper changes. It is so Donald Trump can feel less old.

[DryGermanGuy]

The blue one should cure erectile dysfunction, I would think. 🤔

[msmissydc]

I think they would probably cure erection and create dysfunction.

[MrChinaski]

You think it will fix the East Wing of the Whitehouse?

[DryGermanGuy]

The East Wing will be fixed after the 2028 presidential elections.

[RavVid]

I'd like to think there is a cure for wokeness. I think they all will work. Yellow/Blue ones are for curing gender dysphoria and Green/Red cures thinking illegal ims have rights.

Obviously a lot are yet to be released.

[AviatorTom]

Wow, the Welsh Wonder has #47 on the mind today. 😐

These pills are all placebos. They don't do anything, but you can believe they cure whatever you want. 🤔

[loveslongnails]

Each pill helps you to lie about a different thing each day. One is for the economy in the USA, another is for the war in the Middle East, another is for who I didn't rape, and the last is for just ´´general lies and fabrications´´.

[msc545]

They will both cure any tendency you might have to engage in critical thinking or the temptation to treat others with decency.

[msc545]

Oh, disgusting. I just looked at those pills more closely. I'm not putting something like that in my mouth or even touching it!

[mstbooblover]

In any case I guess these "Trump pills", whatever their colour, cure anyone still having some remnants of plain common sense... ;0)

[mstbooblover]

I mean they cure anyone FROM still having some common sense ;0)

[AngryCarl3]

I recognize those. They're called Fisherman's Friends. They don't do shit but they sell them at every pharmacy in the UK.

[Shiprex]

They are for his cult to consume him as he is their food of love

[Chazmatazz269]

Low self esteem, obviously.

[Nikki1989]

Well, certainly not pedophilia.

[douride2]

Chances are you would only choke on them.

[Anonymous]

They cure you of brain function

[canamlusciouslad73]

Intelligence!!!

[exitseven]

What does NL stand for?

[DryGermanGuy]

Nederland. These are Dutch-manufactured ecstasy pills.

[Alex-Snow]

They all make you stupid and turn orange

[fish5505_87]

They erase the orange paint on his face?

[robocop666]

are they sweets/candy?

[purplepoppy]

No they actually are drugs

[Paige2006]

TDS!

[FrodoSkywalker007]

Leftist diarrhea

[6942Dantheman]

TDS I believe