Would you win or lose on a cooking show?

[7gnat]

Would you be the 1st to go or last to go on a cooking show? How well would you do? Would chef Ramsey yell at you all the time?

1st to leave

Last to leave and win the show

Might win

Would burn down the studio

Don't know

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+1 y

Ok update at all you wanna dream you can beat me gaggers-YOU WILL NEVER out cook my ass!

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+1 y

So what will you cook if you were going to beat everyone? What is your best dish to make?

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+1 y

Thnx for your many answers. Who is making Thanksgiving dinner?

[MrOracle]

I can cook a couple of dozen simple but complete meals (i.e., stuff I like), so I am comfortable in the kitchen. But I'm no where near as experienced, knowledgeable, or versatile as those competitors are (half the stuff they make, I've never heard of, and have no desire to eat). So, I'd be the first one out the door for sure.

I couldn't burn water or set fire to the studio, though. I wouldn't embarrass myself THAT badly.

[THE_Godfather]

People aren't interested in me boiling water & opening a box of Mac & cheese.

Heaven forbid I boil the water in a microwave. Ramsey would die right there.

[7gnat]

At least you caught a ball at a White Sox game :P

[THE_Godfather]

You remember.

[7gnat]

Of course. Sadly I remember almost every comment I see on gag :P

[THE_Godfather]

It's imposable to remember you. Always anonymous.

[7gnat]

Your favorite sports moment. You answered that. The QA was on your friends as is this QA :P

[THE_Godfather]

That I remember. I mean I don't know it's you when you are anonymous.

[kdizzleforizzle91]

There are a few dishes I've made that could definitely get me far, whether or not I win. It all depends on what the specific kind of dish is. But the dishes I made weren't my own recipes... got them out of low-carb cook books. But they turned out excellent.

[7gnat]

Please hook me up with a couple of those recipes!

[kdizzleforizzle91]

This is the best one I've made so far. But when I made it, the recipe didn't include peppers, and we used light Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise. It's healthier and adds more flavor.

link

[7gnat]

Seems like a great dish-thnx

[Hidden_P]

I might win.

Chef Ramsay would definitely yell at me but it's my dish, my rules, if it tastes good, who cares?!

Haven't got as far as a dish. I make tasty food though :)

[TheUglyOne]

Love your attitude ;)

[7gnat]

She is also very talented

[Hidden_P]

N'aww thank you :)

[7gnat]

Very welcome great girl

[Anonymous]

My family owns a restaurant here in my town and I am over all the cooking basically. I would think I'm a pretty good chef. I wouldn't know if I'd completely win or not, but I'd think I'd come close. Chef Ramsey yells at everyone, so ya he'd probably yell at me as well. haha.

I have a few best "basic" dishes that I make..

Pasta: I always use fresh pasta, I make it from scratch. My favorite dishes to make with this is my loaded pasta salad, another pasta dish is the American lasagna. I make sure to pack it high with lots of goodies in the center.

Chicken: Parmesan crusted chicken, and another dish is chicken Parmesan.

Desert: White chocolate raspberry cheesecake. I have to make many of these a day because customers order it like crazy.

[Arcano]

I have been told that the food I cook is good.

How would I do? I'm not sure. Chef Ramsey seems to yell at most people, so I doubt that I would be spared.

What would I make? Undecided. The family seem to love it when I make Meatballs, or my Baked Caprese, though. Dessert always hit a decent note, too, it appears.

[aMuse]

No, I like to chill out while I'm cooking and have fun. Hitting a 7 course meal in a 20 minute time slot isn't going to work. =D I can make good food, sh*t I can even cook well fast, but I don't like to rush. I enjoy taking my time.

[7gnat]

As do I and that is a funky song and confuses me as to why you linked that to Vishna :)-still listening to it

[aMuse]

She picked a Queen song, I was just giving her a better song. =P

[7gnat]

Cool music

[aMuse]

Yeah Buju Banton is a beast. =P He got arrested down here in Miami a few years ago, so he won't be making any new music until 2019 but he's put out a lot of stuff to keep my ears happy.

[MWalsh89]

I'd like to think I'd to pretty well. I know how to cook and what spices to use and how to make a dish taste fabulous. Plus, I love improvising, messing around with random ingredients, so if they handed me a box/basket of ingredients and simply told to make something, I'd be good to go and wouldn't panic.

[ManaX]

I can make what I know, but with what I don't know, it takes some time to before I make something perfect. As for creativity, I have much to learn before I can become truly successful. But overall I'm a good cook, so I said C.

[7gnat]

Ok cook me Fried tilapia, rice pilaf, braised brussell sprouts and cherry pie

[ManaX]

You're on! (Even though I've never heard of any of that stuff...not including the cherry pie)

[7gnat]

You and your lousy English food :P

[ManaX]

Actually, I cook a lot of Nigerian food too -.-

[7gnat]

Ok please hook me up with a recipe of something I may like

[ManaX]

Jollof rice is always good, however I can't give you an exact recipe there are about 1000 different ways to make it. Regardless, I have yet to met a person who doesn't like it.

[7gnat]

Thnx girl. I will google it.

[justme20]

i know I can't win so I would rather lose knowing I tried. I can't cook lol

link

[justme20]

@update: I would make this for entree link this for dessert link and this as drinks link

[justme20]

my first 2 links don't work but I would make some yam pla duk foo (thai) and cherry cheesecake for dessert

[7gnat]

Yum and I think I just sold the basketball hoop

[justme20]

no way really? they called? that's freaking AHHHHHHHHSOME :)

[7gnat]

Yes it is. Waiting for him to call back

[justme20]

since I seen it can we split it 90/10? me 90 of course :P and I called because I was gonna come back over. wanted to see how far you were down the block

[7gnat]

Come now

[justme20]

cant.. bus comes literally now. ill see you tomorrow or Saturday. you can choose

[7gnat]

I never got your call. Tomorrow is cool

[justme20]

i let it ring one time haha. figured you were far anyways

[MilaPohstro]

I would never go with Ramsey, but I would try chopped...I love that show. They should have a chopped for teens, I would win ^_^

Then I would go back for chopped champions.

[MilaPohstro]

I am!

My grandma is older so now it's me and my mom cooking this year.

[7gnat]

Nice. I made mine tonight. No time next week so I figured I would have it now. Nom nom nom

[7gnat]

Oh and I bet grandma will still figure out how to help

[MilaPohstro]

Ha! and yeah I sure she will. We usually start the day before but Granny already did the cornbread for the stuffing bagged it and threw it in the freezer :p

I'm in charge of deserts and the mac & cheese.

[7gnat]

I knew it! Hahaha and have a great holiday.

[MilaPohstro]

Ha, Thanks and you too!

[7gnat]

Thnx :) and anytime

[vishna]

I'd be the Chopped Champion!

https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

[7gnat]

Wow you would sing that for me after I whupped you? Aww that is nice of you!

[vishna]

Yeah right you'd burn your finger and go crying home to mommy.

My skills are far superior

[7gnat]

Oh wow! you would be so sad because your salad would wilt and your steak would be tough :P

[vishna]

Better than you screwing up the risotto and leaving key ingredients off the plate

>:p

[7gnat]

NEVER...How dare you accuse me of such a fuax pas! No soup for you! link

[vishna]

hahaha nice :)

I love that show

[7gnat]

Me too (and by the way you know who I am by now yes?)

[vishna]

I'm pretty sure the link gave you away! :)

[7gnat]

:P I am guessing you know all my questions even as anon now?

[vishna]

Hmm you give strong clues so yes! :D I will find them all

[7gnat]

Good luck hunting!

[vishna]

hmm, I make a mean soup with mushrooms, soy sauce, ginger

a side of asparagus and Punjabi potatoes (my new fav dish) !

if I was lazy then I'd make a bacon cheeseburger from scratch for the people with a side of ultimate fries and tart lemon shaved ice

[7gnat]

Wow tell me more about that soup please. I love ginger. What is the base of the soup? Chicken broth?

[vishna]

I'm a veg head so it's either vegetable broth or water, the flavors are really intense so water works :)

but you could use any broth you want

[7gnat]

Nice. I will try it. It sounds healthy also. Thnx

[aMuse]

link

[vishna]

I paused Zeppelin unsure of what the future held and that was awesome!

[vishna]

Mom is making the food :)

[7gnat]

You will help a bit maybe? :)

[vishna]

I can clean the plate :D

[7gnat]

Oinkers lol

[vishna]

You bet, it's hard work though...all that food to clean up.

I'm full just thinking about it :'(

Joking hha I'm less of a pig and more of a vacuum

[7gnat]

:P:P:P Gonna vacuum up some lamb?

[vishna]

Not unless it's soy based! :))

[7gnat]

Booo leg of lamb is da bomb

[vishna]

Haha I wouldn't know...one time I got sick just looking at it.

But sure enough people have reported 'leg of lamb is da bomb' haha

[7gnat]

Leg of 7gnat then?

[vishna]

I'm not into man >_< the flesh is too chewy

[7gnat]

Leg of roasted potato?

[vishna]

Yes, that's up my alley.

[7gnat]

Wow I will bite my tongue with that last statement (right up your alley) :P

[vishna]

awww I like expressions :D

[7gnat]

Every lamb has it's day...till it gets on my plate!

[vishna]

:C whhhhaaaaaa but that's baaaaaaaaaddd

[7gnat]

Mary had a little rat...it's fleece was bubonic as the plague.../daaaaaaaaaady

[vishna]

That one is new to me :)

One day I'll sing it to my children :D

[7gnat]

:) it is a sweet and lovely song for the little ones!

[Rabia]

I love cooking and I'm fan of chef Ramsey, he would love me!

[7gnat]

He loves no one but in your case I am sure he would make an exception :P

[Rabia]

He would , I know how to seduce him:D

[7gnat]

Ehh you see how badly he has aged in the last 5 years? You might want to re-think that :P

[SpunkNiel]

Chef Ramsey would yell either way... I'd lose maybe ,don't know, am a decent cook but for that level I don't have that great culinary skills . Besides I'm moody so that doesn't really help.

[chad1]

its gordan ramsey not chef

[Hey-you]

i would burn the studio down entirely by accident, no doubt

[phil2]

I'm a pretty bad cook. I can cook the basic stir fry and stir fry rice, that is all.

[Operations]

I don't wanna outcook you. I'd just burn the house down and mass panic and chaos would ensue.

[doctorwhofan23]

I would lose right away I can't cook anything that would please Ramsey

[skimone]

me pick B cause me would a have people a lick them ten finger and a ask fi more

[Anonymous]

I would lose and I would be completely okay with it

[lola2500cobalt]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AGREE ! me too

[ImperfectDVM]

I might win.

But, Iron Chef America is NO JOKE

[7gnat]

You would sadly lose to me and cry in your soup. :(:(:(

[ImperfectDVM]

Oh, yeah! Bring ... IT ... ON! xDDDP

What color team would you be?

[7gnat]

Color kick your ass! :P:P

[ImperfectDVM]

ROFL , say that again and I'm going to cook circles around you!

I may even pin you! x DD

[7gnat]

Color kick you ass...color kick your ass...color kick you ass...color kick your ass!

[ImperfectDVM]

x DDDD *Jumps on you*

Pours chocolate sauce on your head ... haaaaaa!

Now what? Now what? Mmmm, licks some off. Oh, now what!? Now what!?

[7gnat]

Get lawyer and makes millions from lawsuit AND from winning and beating you! (color kick your ass)

[ImperfectDVM]

*Jumps the Lawyer in court on national T.V.*

You'll never take me alive suckers!

[7gnat]

*snipers move in and shoot your crazy butt*!

[ImperfectDVM]

*Runs out court room* Ahhh ...! *vanishes like Batman*

[7gnat]

:P but sadly you trip down the courthouse stairs and the cops throw you in a cop car :)

[ImperfectDVM]

Lol, 7gnat!

It's you!

*BIG HUG* How's it going!? I MISSED hearing form you, thought you got kidnapped or something! xDD

[7gnat]

It is going ok! I almost got kidnapped by a van full of playboy bunnies but I escaped a few days later :)

[ImperfectDVM]

ROFL, FuNny! x DDD

I'll be your body guard then! I'll dress like Trinity for The Matrix and stuff! x DD

[7gnat]

:) great I thank you for the ultimate in protection!

[ImperfectDVM]

x DD cool!

[MeAndAHalf]

Probably loose, might get 1/2 marks for effort.

[7gnat]

:P Hello again

[Anonymous]

i might possibly win! of course not against the top cheifs! I wouldn't be the first to leave, I'm young but pretty good at cooking!

[lola2500cobalt]

good for you

i would be be going b4 the first one who goes lol I would even reserve my getting back ticket b4 going haha

[emzy-89]

Im pretty decent in the kitchen.

[7gnat]

I would outcook ya!

[johari]

Lose I suck at baking

[7gnat]

And does baking also give you "mor" cavities? :P

[Alice8]

I think I may be able to win

[7gnat]

Even if I was competing against you?

[Alice8]

Haha possibly

[7gnat]

Well maybe we will see one day :)

[Alice8]

Alright, I hope you're not a sore loser ha ha :P

[7gnat]

Oh wow already talking smack!

[Alice8]

Just having a little fun

[7gnat]

It won't be fun while you cry in a puddle of tears and your sour soup :P

[Alice8]

Haha ouch and oh who's talking smack now? :p

[7gnat]

:P I am muahahaha

[Alice8]

:P well we'll see who's better in the kitchen

[7gnat]

Oh we will!

[Anonymous]

I'd probably burn down everything within the mile...

[Anonymous]

Id make a fool of myself by just showing up lol

[7gnat]

:P cute

[lola2500cobalt]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

same here

[menina]

I would lose for sure.

[TheUglyOne]

Ha I would so burn down the place!

[Anonymous]

I might win, I'm pretty good in the kitchen

[Anonymous]

Might win if everyone else is a newbie

[skimone]

dude what do you want

[7gnat]

Honestly I want more of what I had tonight. I just ate a Jamaican beef patty. What meals are you great at cooking? You make a good curry goat?

[skimone]

and what s that

[7gnat]

You do not know any Jamaican food?

[skimone]

yes alot

[7gnat]

you never heard of a Jmaican patty or curry goat?

[skimone]

yea like duh that's where I am from

[7gnat]

Then why would you say "and what is that"?

[skimone]

because you said Honestly I want more of what I had tonight

[7gnat]

:) yes and I still do. I want more patties and I also had eggrolls. Eggrolls are Chinese pastry items with pork or chicken and cabbage inside. They are quite good. I like curry goat better.

[skimone]

oh OK come to JA and get it then

[7gnat]

I have had curry goat from true Jamaicans many many times :) Do you live near Port Antonio?

[skimone]

no not really

[SportyChic]

Ramsey scares me!

[Moloch]

Lose first round.

[NewClassic]

Lose