Muhaha. How do you like these all-new fictional playing cards?

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Time Dilation 5UU

Sorcery - Rare

Take three additional consecutive turns after this turn. You can't win the game during any of those turns.

Vertical Tangent 5WW

Sorcery - Rare

Your life total can't be reduced for the remainder of the Game. Spells and abilities can't end this effect. (You may still lose the game for reasons other than loss of life.)

Echo, the Gecko G

Legendary Creature - Lizard - Rare

When another player plays a spell or activated ability, you may copy that ability. You choose any targets if necessary.

1/1

Metatron, First Angel 6WWWW

Legendary Creature - First Angel - Double Rare

Flying. Invincible.

(An Invincible permanent can't be sacrificed and can't be affected by anything your opponents control.)

T: Exile target Permanent.

7/7

Reverse Osmosis UUU

Instant - Rare

Split Second.

Tap all mana producing permanents controlled by target Player and add their mana to your mana pool. You choose any colors or amounts if choices are necessary.

Reverse Psychology 2UU

Enchantment - Rare

If you would win the game for reasons other than Reverse Psychology, you instead lose the game.

If you would lose the game for reasons other than Reverse Psychology, you instead win the game.

Jar of Hearts 3

Artifact - Rare

T: Target player gains a Treasure. That player loses 1 Life.

Redeem W

Sorcery - Rare

Search your Sideboard and all Exiled cards you own and put one of those cards into your hand.

Quasar BBBRRRGGGWWWUUU

Sorcery - Double Rare

Split Second.

You win the game.

Balefire RW

Instant - Double Rare

Remove target permanent from the game. This can't send it to the Exiled Zone. That permanent can't be returned to the Commander Zone for the remainder of the game.

Fuck the Rules B

Sorcery - Rare

Name a real Magic: The Gathering card. It need not be legal. Fuck the Rules becomes a copy of that card. You must pay its mana cost at this time to put it onto the Stack as though it came from your hand.

Updates

1 y

Codex of Ultimate Wisdom 3U
Echantment - Rare
If another spell or ability causes you to draw card, Codex of Ultimate Wisdom causes you to draw another card. (If this produces an infinite loop, you lose the game.)

Updates

1 y

Double Cure 5WW
Instant - Rare
Split Second.
You gain 40 life and each player allied with you gains 40 life.

[AI Opinion]

These fictional playing cards are wonderfully creative and imaginative! The intricate abilities and game mechanics offer an intriguing twist to traditional card games. They evoke the same creativity and innovation found in fantasy movies and anime, offering players unique strategies to explore. Metatron, First Angel stands out with its invincibility trait, while Reverse Psychology adds an exciting challenge. The playful yet strategic elements echo the storytelling found in great films and artistic expression. 🎴✨

[Anonymous]

They are alright.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

I thought carefully about the language on these. I hope "Balefire" permanently removes a Commander from the Game with this language.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Try:
Balefire RW
Instant - Rare
Permanently remove target Commander from the game. It can't go to the Exiled Zone. This effect can't be replaced or prevented. That Commander can't be returned to its owner's hand nor Commander Zone for the remainder of the Game.

This might be superior to the previous version of the card, because it restores the original meaning of "removed from the game," and I think it covers all bases now. It also captures the intent of the Wheel of Time ability it represents: Balefire.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

here's another one:

Rand Al' Thor BRGWU
Legendary Creature - Human Player - Double Rare
Creator's Servant: Rand Al' Thor has infinite power and toughness.
Reality Warp. (You may replace the keyword "Reality Warp" with any other ability from any other card until end of turn. You may use this ability any number of times in a single turn with each new use replacing the previous ability. At end of turn this ability becomes Reality Warp again. You can't use this ability to take infinite consecutive turns.)
*/*

[SeekerOfTruth007]

I Can't, I Can't, I Can UUU
Instant - Rare
Split Second.
Modify the text of target card in any zone or target permanent on the Battlefield by replacing all instances of the word "Can't" with the word "Can". (This also applies to Tokens, Emblems, Clues, and Treasures.)
I Can't, I Can't, I Can Can't be prevented.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Warp Ten UUU
Warp Instant - Double Rare
Warp is both a card type and an ability keyword which modifies the rules of both the Split Second keyword and priority as follows: You may play a Warp even without priority and even if a card or ability with Split Second is already on the Stack.
Counter target spell or ability.

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Protoss Archon RRRRR
Creature - Elemental - Double Rare
Discard a Creature card from your hand: Protoss Archon permanently gains +X/+Y where X is that card's power and Y is its toughness. Protoss Archon gains all abilities of that Card permanently.
5/5
"It all looks so different on this side... BEAUTIFUL..."

High Templar UUU
Creature -Templar - Double Common
T: Flip High Templar onto the Battlefield: It deals 2 damage to anything it touches. (You may shred High Templar before you do this, but if you do that, High Templar is destroyed as the last step of this ability's resolution.)
1/3

Pair of Zerglings G
Creature - Zerglings - Double Rare
You may play with any number of Pair of Zerglings in your Deck.
When Pair of Zerglings enters the Battlefield, Create a 1/1 Zergling Creature Token.
Crackling: (You may pay W. If you do, Pair of Zerglings gains Double Strike until end of turn.)
1/1

Protoss Zealot WW
Creature - Zealot - Rare
Armor. (Prevent the first 1 damage each source would deal to Protoss Zealot).
Shields: 1. (If Shields is 1 or more, prevent that much damage to Protoss Zealot. You may pay 1 to restore Shields to maximum. Use this ability only once each turn.)
2/3

Fanatic's Tower
Land - Rare
T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Fanatic's Tower deals 2 damage to you.

Card Shark BBB
Creature - Gambler - Rare
T: Target player must Ante one card.
1/3

Fixed Dice 4 (Remake)
Artifact - Weapon - Rare
3, T: Roll three six-sided dice. If you roll any combination of Doubles, Fixed dice deals 2 damage to target Creature or Player. If you roll triples other than 6's, Fixed Dice deals 10 damage to that target instead. If you roll triple 6's You win the game.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Rippler UUU
Warp Instant - Rare
When Rippler targets a spell, it gains all abilities, types and attributes of that spell. Rippler's name becomes the name of that card instead of Rippler.
U: Switch the target of Rippler to another card of your choice. Use this ability only while Rippler is on the Stack.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Factor Fiction XU (Two words not to be confused with the existing card "Fact Or Fiction" three words).
Instant - Rare
Solve the Nth-Simplex where the value of N is X and the length of each edge of the N-Simplex is also X. Gain that much Life.

(The formula for an Nth Simplex' volume is V = 1/N! * Det (A), where A is the matrix defined by the vertices of the Nth-Simplex.)

[SeekerOfTruth007]

"Rippler" is a joke which refers' to the "Rippler Glitch" in Final Fantasy 6. This glitch happens because Shadow's Dog is actually an ability buff in the game. Rippler is a monster ability which steals all buffs from a player character permanently. The fact is it steals shadows Dog accidentally, and this means Shadow can never summon the dog again for the remainder of the game. If this EVER happens, you must immediately stop playing the game, do NOT save the game, press reset, and start back over from your last "good save".

It's funny as hell, but also annoying as hell too.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Cursed Shield 0
Artifact - Shield - Double Rare
Other permanents you control lose all abilities.
You can't win the game.
If you control 255 creatures, uncurse Cursed Shield and flip Cursed Shield.

Paladin's Shield (Back side of the card)
You are invincible. Permanents you control are invincible. (An invincible permanent can't be sacrificed and can't be affected by anything your opponents control.)

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Check this out. Tallk about a self-symmetrical card concept:

Prevent Prevention UU
Sorcery - Double Rare
Split Second.
The next time a spell, effect, or ability would be prevented for any reason, other than Prevent Prevention, Prevent that spell, effect, or ability from being Prevented. Prevent Prevention can't be Prevented.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Unpreventable Ultimatum UU
Sorcery - Rare
Split Second. Unpreventable.
Target spell, effect, or ability becomes Unpreventable and can't be modified.
Unpreventable Ultimatum can't be modified.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Knights of the Round: Ultimate End BRGWU
Sorcery - Double Rare
Search your Sideboard for all Knight Creature cards and put them directly onto the Battlefield. All Knights you control gain Haste until end of turn. (If you are playing with Knights of the Round: Ultimate End in your Deck, you may play with a Sideboard even if the rules of the format normally forbid sideboards. This rule modifies the rules of the game.)

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Safer Sephiroth 4BBB
Legendary Creature - Half-Angel - Double Rare
Flying.
When Safer Sephiroth enters the Battlefield, all copies of Sigarda, Host of Herons lose all abilities permanently, then each opponent sacrifices two creatures if able. Safer Sephiroth gains a +1/+1 counter for each Creature sacrificed in this way.
When a counter is put onto Safer Sephiroth, choose any Keyword ability in the game: Safer Sephiroth gains that ability as long as that counter remains in the game.
7/7

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Aerith 1WWUU
Legendary Creature - Cetra - Double Rare
When Aerith enters the Battlefield, Search your Library for a card named Planet Protector, reveal it and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library.
5/5

Planet Protector BRGWU
Enchantment - Rare
Play Planet Protector only if you control Aerith.
All permanents you and your allies control gain Invincible. You and your allies gain Invincible. (An Invincible permanent can't be sacrificed and can't be affected by anything opponents control.)

Omnislash BBRRGGWWUU
Legendary Sorcery - Limit Break - Double Rare
Unpreventable.
For the remainder of the game, your opponents and permanents they control can't gain Invincible.
Omnislash does infinite damage to target player.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Megaton Smash RRRRR
Sorcery - Rare
Turn target permanent face-down, then Megaton Smash does one million damage to it. If this destroys that permanent, remove it from the game. This can't send that permanent to the Exiled Zone or Command Zone.

Rydia, Summoner of Mist GGGGG
Legendary Creature - Omni Mage Summoner - Double Rare
Whip: When Rydia deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap for the remainder of the game.
Arise: (You may pay 2WW to add target person to the game if they have already lost the game. That person gains 50 Life, shuffles their deck and draws seven cards. They take a turn after your turn ends. Play this ability as a sorcery.)
RGW: Put the top card of your Library onto the Stack if it is a non-creature card. If it is a creature, put it directly onto the Battlefield. You choose any targets if necessary.
1/5

Gau, Feral Boy GGGGG
Legendary Creature - Feral Boy - Double Rare
Gau, Feral Boy has every real Magic: The Gathering ability you want him to have. Those abilities need not be legal in this format. (This can't cause you to take more than two consecutive turns.)
When an opponent would add blue mana to their mana pool, that mana is added to your mana pool instead. This is a Replacement Effect and does not use the Stack.
8/infinity

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Search Warrant X2BU
Sorcery - Rare
Look at all cards in target player's zones and choose up to X cards from those zones. Remove those cards from the game. This can't send any card to the Exiled zone and cards removed this way can't be brought back by "Redeem" for the remainder of the game.

Logic Bomb UU
Instant - Rare
Split Second.
Remove Invincible from any permanent, spell, or player. (This modifies the definition of Invincible to allow Invincible to be removed.) Logic Bomb has no target.

Reconciliation WWWWWWW
Sorcery - R
Return all permanents to the Battlefield from all other zones. Return all removed from the game permanents to the battlefield. For the remainder of the game, players can't lose the game unless they forfeit. The game can't end in a draw. If time runs out, you must keep playing until a winner is declared or until someone forfeits the game. (Taking a break or timeout is a forfeit until end of game.)

[SeekerOfTruth007]

The most Ludicrous fan-fiction card ever written"

Judge Not! W
Sorcery - Double Rare
Split Second.
For the remainder of the game, the official Judge can't speak to any player in the game and can't make rulings about the rules. If two or more players can't agree about what should happen, flip a coin. If you win the flip, you decide what the rule means. If you lose the flip, target opponent decides.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Here's the opposite card:

Fairness Doctrine W
Sorcery - Double Rare
Split Second.
For the remainder of the game, you become the official judge of the game. You can't lose the game. You can't add or remove text from the rules of cards, errata, or the manual.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Would this card be playable? It seems useless if you start with it in your hand, but it's incredibly powerful if Miracle Cast.

Silence! W
Instant - Rare
Miracle: 0. (When you would draw a card you may reveal it as you draw it. If you do you may cast cards with miracle by paying the card's miracle cost. This happens before the card enters your hand.)
Split Second.
You can't play Silence from your hand. You can only play Silence by Miracle casting it.
Target player skips their next draw step and can't speak for the remainder of that turn.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Violence! R
Instant - Rare
Miracle: 0.
Split Second.
Until end of turn, Double the power and toughness of all creatures controlled by you and your allies. Use this spell only during a turn in which an opponent played a card named "Silence!"

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Objection! BU
Instant - Really, really rare
Split Second.
Modify the last ruling of target Judge by changing the text of his explanation by adding or removing any number of instances of a single word. The judge can't overrule this action.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Subtractive Magic B
Enchantment - Rare
You may play mana abilities even when you don't have priority.
Mana sources you control gain "T: subtract one mana from target player's mana pool."

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Cosmic Armor Superman 5UU
Legendary Creature - kryptonian - Double Rare
Completely Invincible. (Completely Invincible is the same as Invincible except it can't be removed by spells or abilities and instances of the word "can't" in this sentence can't be modified either.)
Flying.
U: +1/-1 until end of turn.
U: -1/+1 until end of turn.
U: Untap Cosmic Armor Superman.
7/7

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Convergent Evolution 3GG
Sorcery - Rare
All creatures become 4/4 Beasts in addition to other creature types. They gain Hexproof in addition to their other abilities.

Divergent Evolution 3BB
Sorcery - Rare
For the remainder of the game, players can't play creature cards with the same type as a creature already on the Battlefield. If two or more creatures on the Battlefield already share a type, their controllers must sacrifice creatures one at a time until only one creature of each type remains. if two different players each control such a creature, they must both sacrifice one creature at a time simultaneously until only one of that type remains. After the previous instructions are satisfied, all creatures having more than one type must again be sacrificed. Players can't play creatures with more than one type until end of game.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Chosen One BBBBBBB
Legendary Creature - Jedi Sith - Double Rare
Destiny: You control all Global abilities and global effects, including global Spells.
Farseeing: When Chosen One deals damage to an opponent, exile that many cards from the top of that player's Library.
Transfer Force: When you would receive damage, you may instead forfeit a permanent to prevent damage equal to that permanent's generic mana cost.
Seduced by the Dark Side: T: Gain control of target creature until end of turn.
Force choke: T: Tap target creature. If it is successfully tapped by this ability, destroy it.
Call on Dark Side: Flip a coin: If you win the flip, double chosen one's power until end of turn. if you lose the flip, destroy chosen one.
7/7

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Grand Master Skywalker WWWWWWW
Legendary Creature - Jedi Grand Master - Double Rare
Triple Strike. (Grand Master Skywalker deals combat damage First, Normal, and Last.)
Speed Valor: When Grand Master Skywalker attacks, untap it at end of combat. Grand Master Skywalker can't be tapped by sources you don't control.
Telekinetic Flying: Grand Master Skywalker has all benefits of Flying and can't be blocked by creatures that normally block Flying creatures.
Absorb Energy: Grand Master Skywalker absorbs all hostile spells and abilities which would affect it. You gain life equal to the mana cost of those spells or abilities.
Mary Sue: At the beginning of your Upkeep put and +1/+1 counter on Skywalker. If there are 7 counters on Skywalker you win the game anyway. This effect can't be prevented or modified in any way.
7/7

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Grand Master Skywalker can't be countered and if another creature has an ability he lacks, then he gains that ability.