Muhaha. How do you like these all-new fictional playing cards?

Time Dilation 5UU

Sorcery - Rare

Take three additional consecutive turns after this turn. You can't win the game during any of those turns.

Vertical Tangent 5WW

Sorcery - Rare

Your life total can't be reduced for the remainder of the Game. Spells and abilities can't end this effect. (You may still lose the game for reasons other than loss of life.)

Echo, the Gecko G

Legendary Creature - Lizard - Rare

When another player plays a spell or activated ability, you may copy that ability. You choose any targets if necessary.

1/1

Metatron, First Angel 6WWWW

Legendary Creature - First Angel - Double Rare

Flying. Invincible.

(An Invincible permanent can't be sacrificed and can't be affected by anything your opponents control.)

T: Exile target Permanent.

7/7

Reverse Osmosis UUU

Instant - Rare

Split Second.

Tap all mana producing permanents controlled by target Player and add their mana to your mana pool. You choose any colors or amounts if choices are necessary.

Reverse Psychology 2UU

Enchantment - Rare

If you would win the game for reasons other than Reverse Psychology, you instead lose the game.

If you would lose the game for reasons other than Reverse Psychology, you instead win the game.

Jar of Hearts 3

Artifact - Rare

T: Target player gains a Treasure. That player loses 1 Life.

Redeem W

Sorcery - Rare

Search your Sideboard and all Exiled cards you own and put one of those cards into your hand.

Quasar BBBRRRGGGWWWUUU

Sorcery - Double Rare

Split Second.

You win the game.

Balefire RW

Instant - Double Rare

Remove target permanent from the game. This can't send it to the Exiled Zone. That permanent can't be returned to the Commander Zone for the remainder of the game.

Fuck the Rules B

Sorcery - Rare

Name a real Magic: The Gathering card. It need not be legal. Fuck the Rules becomes a copy of that card. You must pay its mana cost at this time to put it onto the Stack as though it came from your hand.

Updates
1 y
Codex of Ultimate Wisdom 3U
Echantment - Rare
If another spell or ability causes you to draw card, Codex of Ultimate Wisdom causes you to draw another card. (If this produces an infinite loop, you lose the game.)

Updates
1 y
Double Cure 5WW
Instant - Rare
Split Second.
You gain 40 life and each player allied with you gains 40 life.
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