Fictional playing card set 2274. What do you think of these cards?

[SeekerOfTruth007]

The Dark One's Luck BR

Sorcery - R

Roll three six-sided dice: Gain that much life. If you roll any combination of doubles, gain double that much life instead. If you roll any combination of triples gain three times that much life instead. If you roll "triple 6" you lose the game instead.

Fanatics Tower

Land - Triple Rare

T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

T: Token Creatures you control gain "Protection from Combat Damage" until end of turn.

Kefka's Tower

Land - Quadruple Rare

T: Target Token Creature's power is doubled until end of turn. That creature gains Trample.

Kefka Palazzo 2BRGWU

Legendary Creature - Clown False God - Triple Rare

Aga: Spells with only one color cost you 1 less to play.

Fallen One: Each enemy Player's life total becomes 1. Use this ability only once per turn.

Goner: Kefka deals 2 damage to each enemy Creature. This damage can't be prevented or redirected. Use this ability only once each turn.

Hyperdrive: Destroy target Land and any permanents it touches. Use this ability only once each turn and only when Kefka is dealt damage.

Banish: T: Remove target Creature from the Game.

7/7

Terra Branford 2RRRRR

Legendary Creature - Half-Esper - Double Rare

Trance: Flip Terra. Use this ability only if Terra has damaged an opponent this game.

You may play Red spells without paying their mana cost.

Red spells you control gain Split Second.

7/7

Terra, Esper Form (reverse side of Terra Branford)

Legendary Creature - Esper - Double Rare

Flying.

If Terra would be destroyed or Exiled, Flip her instead.

Dual Casting: When you play a spell, copy it as the last part of announcing that spell. This does not contradict Split Second.

Red Spells you control gain Split Second.

You may play Red spells without paying their mana cost.

14/14

Assemble the Returners 2BRGWU

Legendary Sorcery - Quadruple Rare

Search your Library for any number of Legendary Creature cards. Reveal them and put them into your hand.

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Two Terras! BRGWU
Sorcery - Glitch - Rare
If an opponent controls Kefka and you control Terra, copy Terra. For the remainder of the game, the Legend Rule does not apply to cards named Terra Branford. Use this ability only if there are 11 or more Legendary Creatures in your Graveyard.

[strateguy632]

Most of that is great. I love it all👍

[SeekerOfTruth007]

This was mostly a joke. All of these cards are absurdly OP.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Don Juan W
Legendary Creature - Player - Rare
T: Tap target female's ass.
1/1

Don Quijote W
Legendary Creature - Player - Rare
T: Tap target land named Windmill.
1/1

Windmill
Land - Rare
As long as Windmill remains untapped, Lands you control produce double mana.

Ancalagon BBBBB
Legendary Creature - Dragon - Double Rare
Flying.
If Ancalagon's Power or Toughness is less than any other Dragon, increase Ancalagon's Power and Toughness by +1/+1.
Limit Break: Destroy target Land. Use this ability only once each turn.
Ancalagon can't become tapped.
7/7

Link, the Hero of Time BRGWU
Legendary Creature - Hero - Double Rare
As Link enters the Battlefield, search your Library for all Equipment cards, reveal them, and put them onto the Battlefield equipping Link.
Your opponents can't take extra turns.
7/7

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Zelda BRGWU
Legendary Creature - Sage - Double Rare
If Zelda would enter the Battlefield, exile her instead.
While Zelda is Exiled, you can't lose the game.
7/7

Gannon 3BRGWU
Legendary Creature - Wizard - Double Rare
Spells you play have no Mana Cost.
13/13

Cloud Stryfe BRGWU
Legendary Creature - Sephiroth Clone - Double Rare
Indestructible.
Opponents can't gain control of Cloud unless they also control Safer Sephiroth.
If Cloud becomes Exiled, wait three turns then return him to the Battlefield.
7/7

Tellah, Sage WWWWWWW
Legendary Creature - Sage - Double Rare
Recall: Cards in your Graveyard gain Flashback equal to their mana cost.
Glitched: You may play Black and White spells without paying their mana cost.
Meteor: Sacrifice Tellah to do 9999 damage to each enemy Creature. Use this ability only if Golbez is on the Battlefield.
7/7

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Golbez, King of Evil BBBBBBB
Legendary Creature - Wizard - Rare
Barrier Change: Golbez gains protection from all colors except one until end of turn.
Lichdom: If Golbez is destroyed, create a 7/7 Hand Creature Token.
7/7

Rydia's Mist Dragon UUUUUUU
Legendary Creature - Dragon - Double Rare
Flying
Mist Form: Mist Dragon gains Invincible until end of turn. Use this ability only if you didn't use it last turn and only once each turn.
Mist Breath: Destroy all black dragons and tap Golbez.
7/7

[SeekerOfTruth007]

White Hole BRGWU
Sorcery - Rare
For the remainder of the game, target player can't win the game.

Time Burp 0
Instant - Rare
Split Second.
As an additional cost to play Time Burp, skip your next turn.
Counter target spell or ability.