
Santa texted me and wants to know... have you been NAUGHTY or NICE this year?


I've been very naughty. I wanted to fork an Asian female cop deep in da bagina. I just wanted to explode my gallons into her. Da hell is wrong with me? (facepalm). I just wanted to experience her hot juices all over my dick... I'm crazy
I broke my record of 18 girls in a row and made it 21 and I convinced my girlfriend to try anal, finally.
Sorry to hear you got rejected by 21 girls this time round... Better luck next time. Did your girlfriend go easy on you? It can be painful the first time.
Oooooo still a bit tender hu? P. s. lube is your best friend.
uh... i have been a really good girl! 😊 been doing house chore's every day!
uh... merry Christmas to you to sir! 😊
Awesome and Merry Christmas to you also!
Very Naughty with my Husband, and Nice with everyone else unless you wrong those I Love...
Merry Christmas Coach
Merry Christmas to you!
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Well tried my best to be good but you know... stupid people keep entering my life. Does he take into consideration nice effort?
Let me text him... you owe me.
I'll send you some homemade cookies and we'll call it even~
Chocolate chip?
Yeap! With pecans too if you want :)
Omg deal !!!
Nice, of course!
@SydneySentinel nice
Is that your story? π
I'm sticking to it, honey! π€£
I'm only naughty on the DL...
And hairbrushes don't count!!
You both are nuts and wile the other one up @whiteshoulder @SydneySentinel
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@Sydneysentinel true, hairbrushes donβt count, but they do make you cum pretty good when thereβs no one (or nothing) else around...
@WhiteShoulder nither does the tip the tip is, just to see if it works , if it's just the tip it doesn't count.
@Wowgirl30q totally agree!!!
@WhiteShoulder thank you.
β€οΈTres Amigas!!!
Ladies, I'm going to have to disagree on that one... lmao
@sydneysentinel it may not officially count, but it does still feel pretty good...
Hmm. Iβm a proponent of nice during the day, with a healthy dose of debauchery at night.
Being nice is overrated and never got me no where so "NAUGHTY" this year...😉
Seriously.. Happy Holidays
Eat, drink, and be merry with friends and family 🎄
Back at ya! Merry Christmas π
I'm the girl your mother warned you about, level naughty. 😏
I'm the straw that stirs the drink
Lol you crazy
No sir I'm a sure bet, gamble on me and your sure to win
Think of all the fun I missed... lol. I've been nice in real life and naughty on G@G, lol
Merry Christmas to you !!!
Oh definitely very nice in a super naughty way!
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I an very nice to my girlfriend in order to get her to be very naughty with me in the bedroom. LOL!!!
Likewise... Santa told me I was so good that I deserved to receive my presents all before Christmas day!
I intend to be worse next year
Super nice other than the occasion sardonic response on here.
I've been very naughty this year, but she really liked it, so no problemo with Santa.
Santa why u blind though... You already know me I been neutral
Merry Christmas to everyone on gag as well.
Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Years
@dreamstar72 same to you
I'm still waiting for the naughty list to be published

Nice, too nice, in fact and my ex took advantage if my niceness.
Tell the fatman i don't need him. He can go empty his sack all over soneone else this year.
Wow easy big guy easy! lol
Well its the real Santa. Santa don't text. He writes by hand
100% nice, haven't had anyone to be naughty with yet.
I am always nice or try to be, even when I am being "naughty".
Naughty or not...
I have had a Christmas for 364 days.. Santa can keep the 365th day for himself 😁😁😁
naughty. no gifts for me tonight
I hope you got something fun π
i got money lmao ππ
Awesome πππ
Shouldn't he know?
No thatβs why he texted me so... spill it!
Ha ha ha
You have Santa's number?
Care to share?
That number is confidential
I haven't improved as a person, so thats deserving of coal
I've been super duper nice!!
Can I get a gift already?
Yeah, I've been good.
Simples...
Always nice 🤗
Toasty Timothy is a piece of garbage who needs to be shot and killed! Shoot him in the head!
Bit of both
70% naughty 30% nice
A little bit of both...
More naughty than nice.
I think I was nice
50/50
Fuck Christmas
Merry Christmas Everyone
Mostly Naughty, but a Nice Naughty...😁
Santa isn't real.
Half and half.
Grow up
Suck it monster !
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