Do you find Santa Claus attractive?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Ok, this is more of an random question. I just found out even fast food mascots have *spicy* fanart and so does Santa Claus.. How do you visualize the man?

I'm sorry to everyone seeing this

Yes, he's probably good looking

No, he's probably a regular old man

He's probably unattractive

Please seek mental help quickly

[Guy___]

Sexy..

I thought so. But then I found it was a lie. A debunked conspiracy theory.

https://mythdetector.ge/en/who-mixes-up-klaus-schwab-of-wef-and-max-schwab-from-florida/

Should have known, that guy has a knob down there.. while sodom klaus being one of those secret society reptilian bloodline tranny clones, can't be trassing as a man and being a man at the same time.

[Guy___]

Dressing*
If they dress in suits and ties, they're women. If they dress in heels and skirts, they're men. That is their illuminati-occult-androgynous-baphomet-cult-ishtar-obelisk-osiris-isis-abomination-anal-castration-tranny-of-liberty tradition.

[Guy___]

[Guy___]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ePtRLQ_K-Ak

[MCheetah]

You realize this isn't subtle enough for people to not instantly figure out who you are, despite this being a Pink account, right? I think you should be a little more subtle when using this one and maybe not link any pics or videos, cause you're outing yourself in a big way here.

[Agape93]

That's not santa, that's snow papi!

[letuswaltzforthedead]

That is beautifully worded and wonderfully cursed to read lmao

[Agape93]

Lol.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

I mean I figure if he is eternal he has got to have figured a way to keep himself in good health now days right? He may have started as the jolly little old elf but I would be willing to get Santa has his own garage gym that he installed right next to Rudolf’s stall!

[SnowedIn]

I selected the mental health option but for me. This question immediately made me think not of Santa but of an elegant, seductress, Mrs. Claus.

I mean, if Santa can have abs...

[Wish4UrB00ty]

Same!! The clauses got all the kink this year!😂😂

[DevikaButts95]

Alright I mean not typically what I'm attracted to, but hunky Santa kinda doing it for me. Lmao.

[MendaciousMarxist]

Sometimes some ideas are better left undone and some thoughts are better left unsaid. This question is one of them.

[Msputiton]

Nooo! Not santa. He is the loveable grandpa😭

[Wish4UrB00ty]

I’m so glad I am not the one who ruined this one on you…😂😂😂

[Msputiton]

@Wish4UrB00ty surprising isn't it

[Wish4UrB00ty]

😂😂😂 for sure… abd yet also a bit restorative to know that not everyone thinks Santa must be a jolly little elf…

[bean2k21]

You know he wraps his package and only comes once a year, right?

[Havthrills]

He's not to me. There's a new Santa Clause movie coming out I wanna see. The one where he's fighting to save a family.

[AsaKyo]

@Still-alive looks like Santa Claus if that gives you some kind of visual

[Still-alive]

lol well thanks

[AsaKyo]

@Still-alive You're welcome! <3 lmaoo

[letuswaltzforthedead]

well, I can't even argue against that 😆😊

[Still-alive]

Lol 😂 im just a middle aged dude with a beard ho hooo!

[letuswaltzforthedead]

@Still-alive lol, perfect for Santa Claus then. You also look as kind as you are which is part of the reason why I say that

[MCheetah]

Option B with a secondary choice of D.

[Guy13]

No thank you…

[NathanDavis]

I'm straight

[letuswaltzforthedead]

I will have to make one with Mrs. Claus soon then lol

[NathanDavis]

lol...

[RainBat]

So is spaghetti until it gets wet 😎😎😎

[NathanDavis]

@RainBat unless it is suspended by one end...

[NathanDavis]

even if wet