Do you find Santa Claus attractive?

InfluencerMaster Age: 54

Do you find Santa Claus attractive?

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InfluencerMaster Age: 25

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Ok lets break this down l.
1. He's got a beard and social media teaches us beards are hot. All men held up as real men have beards.
2. He dresses in style. Proper furs and high quality material. None of that sweat pants crap or looking like mummy buys your clothes.
3. He's rich as fuck, even Musk can't afford to get presents for everyone.
4. He's a genius, every house one night and unlike musk nothing explodes.
5. That's not a belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine.
6. He's tall. I've never even seen a santa impersonator who's a midget.
7. He's the Christmas Alpha, the elves know whos the man.
8. He makes people feel happy, unlike the whining self-pitying guys in the gag dating section who drag everyone down with them.
9. He takes a good photo, no toilet in the background or looking like he's cut his own hair while drunk.
10. He's hung like a donkey

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SquishyBuns2628 Follow
Xper 4 Age: 27 , mho 41%

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See as a certified Monster Fucker, Santa Clause is classified as a sentient entity but because he has a wife entity I back off and fully embrace the danger of Krampus. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk ☺️

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InfluencerMaster Age: 70

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324 opinions shared on Holidays topic.

That is fucking disgusting!

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- coachTanthony
  
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  🤣🤣🤣🤣
  
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- u
  
  OlderAndWiser
  
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  Yeah, I know. You're proud of yourself, aren't you?
  
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- coachTanthony
  
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  Kind of lol
  
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- u
  
  OlderAndWiser
  
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  Kind of? I'll bet you've got a shit-eating grin from ear to ear!
  
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- u
  
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  Thanks for the MHO!
  
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Apple1996 Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 29

1 y

Maybe target Santa a bit but not regular santa

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sage2021 Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 71

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A fricken tranny Santa Clause! 🙄

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exitseven Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 54

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645 opinions shared on Holidays topic.

no. too fat for me.

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KittygosMeoWW Follow
Yoda Age: 30

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I’ve seen a hot Santa before

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msc545 Follow
Master Age: 38

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You must be having a slow day.

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Wiredone Follow
Guru Age: 57

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Hahaha. Nope, not at all

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beefcakebradybatson Follow
Guru Age: 72

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If you're into fat older lads...

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Jj1994 Follow
Xper 2 Age: 31

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lol no

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Dongie Follow
Guru Age: 63

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NOPE!!

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jimmy2 Follow
Master Age: 66

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If they don't that good for me lol

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