Would you sacrifice your life for the alleged "War on Christmas"?

[supercutebutt]

VOTE BELOW!

Conservatives say that Christmas is under attack. Would you fight and possibly die defending all things Christmas?

Yes! I am willing to give up my life for Christmas!

I will fight the War on Christmas in a half-ass manner, from the comfort & safety of my bedroom or parents' basement.

No thanks. I refuse to fight. I hope Christmas loses this war.

[TenderFantasy]

Love Christmas and I don't think you can get rid of it (at least realistically) any time soon. There's too many Christians in the U. S. that are old tradionalists and Christmas is like a nice, fun and exciting break from the bad shit of life lol.

[supercutebutt]

Yeah. I think this "war" was made up by dummies.

[purplepoppy]

I don't know if you've seen meghan and Harry's Christmas card this year but it has zero references to anything Christmassy on it. I fear the fight is too late.

BUT there is a new hope. LOTR has elves that can kick ass. Santa needs more elves. Why doesn't Santa use LOTR elves?

[supercutebutt]

Right. And Keebler has elves, too. So there's really no reason for all of this concern. If Putin can hire soldiers to fight his dirty war, so can Santa.

[clampfan101]

No one can take away Christmas. The true spirit of any holiday is in our hearts.

[motownplayer2000]

Wouldn’t sacrifice my life for any war.. let alone a stupid war on Christmas

[Anonymous]

Well as long as Christ is still in Christmas

[supercutebutt]

Christ is no longer in Christianity so probably not. :(

[Opinion Owner]

To the masses of heathen sinners maybe lol

[supercutebutt]

Sinners like the people in the Trump cult you mean? I agree. They want to murder Mike Pence. :(
Murder makes Baby Jesus cry.

[Opinion Owner]

Not American. I had to look up who Mike pence was.

[legalboxers]

only war on Christmas started with Donald Trump and his whine ass followers.

[Jennz6]

I will do my best

[Jccowen77]

I hate Christmas. Bah humbug.

[Alex8736]

i wouldn't say arguing with a lib-tard is sacrificing your life but people can celebrate anything they want

[supercutebutt]

You wouldn't die for Christmas?

[Alex8736]

if i celebrate and someone objects i don't think someone can kill me by jumping through a digital screen 😋😇

[supercutebutt]

No. But it's 2022. We have killer drones now.

[Alex8736]

lol i won't lose sleep over it 😜

[MikeTheBartender]

Only if the war had a super cute butt.

[msc545]

Nope.