When eating a gingerbread man what do you bite first?

[purplepoppy]

Do you give it a quick merciful death with a head bite or torture it by nibbling the limbs off. I reckon you can spot which kids will grow up to be serial killers by how they eat a gingerbread man.

Head

Arms

Legs

I've never had a gingerbread man

A total of 58 votes were cast: 24 girls and 34 guys. See detailed results

[bean2k21]

I tie his little arms and legs to two rolling pins and pour scolding hot wax on his stomach.
"Now, what is my proper title?" I ask.
"Master!" he cries. "You are my Master."
"That's right. And what does master do with his little gingerbread slave?
"Eats me, master."
Then comes the blindfold.

[Jaximus-Lion]

I don't have any memory of eating a gingerbread man, i don't think if i have ever had one. But! If i do, i woul go legs first, mid section after that and finish it with the head.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

When I was a li'l girl, I imagined screams if I started off with his arms or legs.

So, I decided with his head first to silence any screams.

Lol.

[dustybiker]

The legs.. I think it’s kindest but in reality they are forced to watch you slowly devour them. Kinda sad.

[AviatorTom]

Arms, Legs, Head, Torso, in that order... a drawn-out painful death, Mr Gingerbread Man

[AnUglyBarnacle]

Same for me.

[SnowedIn]

I always start with his legs.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hahaha!

[DJB72]

Limbs first, then torso. Finally I submerge his head in boiling liquid before sinking my teeth into him, eyes last so he has to watch, helpless to stop me.

Then I'll have a well deserved Christmas ginger biscuit...

😈😈😈

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I've had a gingerbread cookie before, but it wasn't in the shape of a gingerbread man. I did like it though.

[Lliam]

I'm pretty sure I start with one leg at a time, then the arms, then the head. It's a slow dismemberment.

[KansasX]

The head, you gotta take it out of its misery. It's already been cooked for crying out loud!

[molonski2]

I have had one , but Sht , long long long ago , couldnt do one now.

[trina_x]

it depedns on how much i wanna torture it but i usually start with head

[Havthrills]

The arms, but I break them off and make him watch as I eat them. Then the legs. Got to tie him down with licorice.

[ArtemisSilver]

Really? I thought you might start with enjoying the head first.

[harrison102]

Head bite or slowly eat him starting with the legs

[shortster]

Head. The guillotine is supposed to be the most merciful death.

[Annason64]

Always the head, it's the first thing you see so it's going to be the first thing you're going to eat

[Anonymous]

You mean gingerbread people

[exitseven]

I start on the legs.

[XXblack88]

Never tried gingerbread man

[douride2]

It seems most like a little head. LOL

[Jennz6]

I put his head in my mouth first

[Jerre]

Which head?

[Jennz6]

@Jerre what if you were the gingerbread man?

[Jerre]

Then get my head in your mouth!

[Jennz6]

@Jerre you are funny 💃

[Andres77]

Finish him early

[LavLavLuv]

legs so he can't run

[seni951]

i love feet so i go feet :D

[whereismyjohnny]

Head lol.

[Iron_Man]

I just eat