Have you ever received a weird or inappropriate secret santa gift at work?

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SnowedIn · Accepted Answer

Opened up a vibrating dildo once. The giver was MORTIFIED. She was giving it to another woman we worked with and it was a serious gift (they had a thing). She made the mistake of using the same paper for both thinking she could remember and of course she didn't. It was wonderfully hilarious. I did not keep the dildo.

Guy13 · Accepted Answer

Nope... people too scared of me to go to far beyond Conservative guy. Naked Betty Boop solar plastic thing shaking her thing for dash board or office window is as wild as it has ever gotten...

jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

In high school I was told I painted like Salvador Dali and I had no idea who he was so during a secret Santa event in high school, my classmate got my name and got me a Salvador Dali art book and back then I liked his work but now I think its bizarre. If you google him you will know what I mean.

petitedollbabee · Accepted Answer

No, but I’ve given them lol. This year I got my bosses husband a micro penis mug. He thought it was hilarious and said he couldn’t wait to pour her a cup of coffee in the morning and tell her she’s getting a mouth full of c*ck 😂😂

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Not a secret Santa, but at my wife's (now my ex's) office Christmas party, we receved a vibrator.

NathanDavis · Answer

yes, a threat... quite not appropriate, lol

Anonymous · Answer

We did a white elephant gift exchange for the bar I work at and basically everything was a sex toy. It was hilarious and someone made up a rule that if you liked what you got you could keep it by using it right there in front of everyone. I won’t say if anyone did that

Reece12345 · Answer

Well depends on what qualifies as weird. At the job before the one I work now, on one Secret Santa I got jackknife. I think that qualifies as weird / inappropriate for sure!

Wish4UrB00ty · Answer

You know… I haven’t… lol! I’m sure though that a guy like me would not be a regular victim of such inappropriate intentions. Have you recently received something?

Red-Blaze · Answer

Not so far But now I kind of wish for it to happen 😅

SassyAussieAddy · Answer

I wish that would be hilarious. My coworkers are so boring!

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

I used to work at a pizzeria and someone was about to leave to go to the military, so someone got him a pocket pussy which was pretty funny.

Alex8736 · Answer

i sent a my female co-worker KY after she told me her boyfriend wanted to try anal so instead of overthinking it i supplied it for her cuz lifes too short to wonder but it has a simple solution when you try it is you either love it or hate it 😇

Mamaganja · Answer

No but my coworkers hit on me every day that I work. I work in healthcare so that’s not that uncommon.

Finchie40 · Answer

Yes , mainly Adult Porn stuff but it was all in fun

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Never happened to me, but I was always surprise that the bullies wouldn't do something cruel like that to me.

Adam1978 · Answer

No I just get junk, that I don't even want to bring home because it got the company logo on it.

OfDeath · Answer

No. Thankfully we don't do secret santa at work. I'm no good at choosing gifts for the people I know and care about let alone some sack of human excrement from work who I despise.

Katwithahat · Answer

yes.

shanshu · Answer

Secret Santa is a great time for inappropriate gifts with the right crowd if they have a good sense of humour, I've got some funny gag gifts in the past for secret santa

Delphier232 · Answer

I would go gay for you @jlee99 No homo

Lary_11770 · Answer

not really.. but I think it's just not a good idea in one exception if it's coming from a close one and he/she tells you that they are behind this Santa gift.. and yeah it's possible to have close friends at work!

JPresidente · Answer

Not me but I had a female coworker get a vibrator at an office part secret Santa exchange.😂

Charliefretz329 · Answer

Not secret Santa but white elephant. I usually gift lacy panties at a white elephant exchange. Cause it’s fun and funny

Anonymous · Answer

Not a secret Santa but when I was in school I had a creepy teacher who gave me various sex toys for my birthdays and for Christmas.

Anonymous · Answer

Large 12 inch Dildo. Somebody switched out my gift in badness.

Cassie2002 · Answer

My exes family gave me coal. That was weird. They meant it as a joke.

Sparkie460 · Answer

We never had a secret Santa gift giving at my jobs. It sounds like you have a secret admirer.

BigMat · Answer

I got a pair of boxers. I don't know if that's considered inappropriate. You?

lawnmath · Answer

I did... it was a micropenis shaped candle. a prank. saying i know your secret

Anonymous · Answer

Some idiot at work gave me a RECEIPT BOOK and didn’t sign the greeting card.  Yes, a RECEIPT BOOK!

jjj101010 · Answer

Yes once I received a soap with a hole in it for washing ur dick

Brutallyhonestgal · Answer

Yeah a push up bra. WBU?

suckmytitties · Answer

Got a pretty butt plug

BrookeS · Answer

Yes, it was a sex toy.

Koalamate · Answer

My coworker got a bong

Blackmoonsns · Answer

What do you mean by inappropriate?

loveslongnails · Answer

Not yet, but I'm hopeful !!!

AaronRawrr · Answer

Yes. Once. You?

Anonymous · Answer

Yeah and she got fired

ODC2112 · Answer

I never had any gift at work.

pizzalovershouse · Answer

Nope thankfully

Neilbud · Answer

I haven't, but I know people who have.

Anonymous · Answer

Just a tiny lace g string

CubaPirate · Answer

No but I'd see the funny side if I did

panamared1 · Answer

sadly no, did you

Anonymous · Answer

No, can't say I have.

artsy_dragon · Answer

Never done it lol

Anonymous · Answer

I wish I have a gift. I live alone

josephine2002 · Answer

Yea i have

Matrix3003 · Answer

Underwear

Luopio27 · Answer

No. Never.

Petlover48 · Answer

Nope

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

No never thank God

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