Christmas needs to be more WOKE, agree?

[purplepoppy]

Christmas is the time of peace and goodwill on earth, or in other words, time to be WOKE.
So what are you doing this year to spread the message to family and friends?

I'm buying woke books for the kids

Disabled Santas because a chimney is no barrier to a wheelchair

I'm taking the kids to see black santa

[DubiousIntentions]

How woke is this? Santa is a member of Weight Watchers. He also works his arms out as they raise and lower a fork from his mouth. When he drinks he thinks Rudolph is a washing machine and his antlers are the drying rack. He just wonders why he can't start the dryer by pushing the glowing red button so he uses the rack instead. I think Rudolph is getting a little miffed by it all.

[lightbulb27]

The whole thing is really... quite an abstraction as it is. Rudolph? really?

Inspired by St. Nicholas giving gifts of food to poor children, which was inspired by Christ. Probably best we go back to that... rather than twist it further into something else.

We are so lucky though to have this holiday as it makes a fun way to pass through Winter. Imagine back in the old days... freezing every moment in fear of what's next and starving. no fun.

Thanks again Jesus of N!

[bededazzle]

they should just make santa look turkish since that’s where he’s from. i mean, so it is said. it kind of spoils the illusion to have santa look pretty different at the mall lol, s as far as covering many races

[Curmudgeon]

Well, back then, Greek actually.

[bededazzle]

@Curmudgeon Oh is that right? Thanks for correcting me.

[purplepoppy]

Puts a twist on the phrase beware of Greeks bearing gifts

[electromagnetic]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/YPB5Rv262OY

this is the only thing that comes to mind.

[exitseven]

No, I strictly adhere to the traditional Christmas of my youth. Saying Merry Christmas to everyone, having a real tree, driving my 8 cylinder pickup truck to grandmother's house.

Good Grief!

[AviatorTom]

When Santa integrates his reindeer, then we can talk about woke.

[DJB72]

With apologies for making this a comment here @AviatorTom but this was the only way I could respond to our dear Poppy's question...

My original opinion being deemed too triggering by the GAG gods, I'll moderate my language accordingly...

Go ye forth and swyve thyself if thou agreest with yon fayre maiden's assertion

Ye Holy Feaste of Christenmas needeth not to become moore "woken" to thy moderne vernacular, but instead shouldest become moore for those with an heart that is contrite and not fulle of the droppings of a bulle

There thou art GAG. Have ye a Festive Yule and go sit on a log 🪵

[RavVid]

That is why HO HO HO was banned isn't it or is it OK again for female empowerment and high praise from Santa.

Anyway I'm giving Tshirts with Netflix Polar Bears A Documentary with proper black bears as the image, and Tshirts with the Dylan Mulvaney ad.

I am undecided about Hannibal as yet. Netflix black polar bears T seems to have it covered but I could do with another T.

Anybody seen anything good for Hannibal? Just got time to get them printed.

[Drewtate]

Woke Nazis want to take Christ out of Christmas. They would want to turn into the happy holidays but logically the next wokism would be that wishing anyone a happy or merry anything is offensive to those with clinical depression.

[Curmudgeon]

Absolutely, but I think @purplepoppy is trolling very very well. :D

[JacobJordan]

woke needs to vanish from earth. the proof of its horribleness is very evident given budlight, target, disney to name a few examples of the absolutely horrible nature of "being woke"

[andreasderjuengere]

I could feel a little irritated if -in the middle of the night- I'd get a visit from an obese lesbian woman from a different continent, and with a beard.

For starters, I'd rather opt for ''Making Christmas Safe Again''

[molonski2]

hahaha , love it..

" Happy Holidays - and welcome to country " - Australian Bullshit WOKE

[RoronoaZoro8]

I agree. It's inherently left wing as everyone get gifts for free.

[goaded]

I love the idea that a wheelchair can't fit down a chimney but a fat old man has no problem!

[SherriMarieValentine]

HELL NO! Traditional, IAW how your were raised, your ancestry, and religion is the best.

[Guido]

I'm going to stand guard over my flock of reindeer as some woke idiot is likely going to try and have sex with them.

[Sasahara]

I disagree. Christmas does not need to be more woke.

[Lonen]

no, not at all. leave alone what we have. no touching Christmas

[888theGreat]

It should a religious day not a worldly lust and gift day

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Santa Claus is fat that's already woke enough

[Pete671]

Santa Claus is just one of Satan's claws!!!

[Kelly6]

you want muulti gender Santa? lol

[clampfan101]

No! It’s a Christian holiday! Christmas!

[clampfan101]

(I wrote the Christ in Christmas in all caps)

[DarkLegacy]

LMFAO

[Anonymous]

NOPE