What are the biggest mistakes to avoid making on Christmas?

[Anonymous]

[Tapeworm]

Overeating. I'm saying this having downed 5 full sized meals today and proudly looking for more after taking my hunger inducing drugs, steroids don't work to build mass unless you're also getting adequate amounts of substrate to ferment and drop down the John. After that, I'd say you'll regret leaving your place, stay calm and comfy in your мом's ваseмent. ﾠ

[Asker]

I hate coomers. You're probably a r@pist as well, would poison me with your cocaine have you had the chance.

[Tapeworm]

Ask @d_bone_steak

[D_Bone_Steak]

😂 Oh god... Cocaine is one of the basic food groups... it makes us sexy. We coomers are not the same as rapists... we flex our muscles and get the poonanee willingly. It's actually whamens fault because they give it up to us so willingly. You can't blame men for you willingly cheating on any man for a night with me. Yes, I might be worth the effort... but you have to derange your morals in order to make it acceptable.

[juliaanita]

Thinking that rampant consumerism really brings joy and peace on earth?

[juliaanita]

thanks for the MHO!

[Avicenna]

In terms of buying gifts, or something else?

[Anonymous]

Don’t poop your pants

[Anonymous]

Keep relatives and in-laws far away, lol.

[boobliker]

in-laws