What does MRS CLAUS do while SANTA is AWAY delivering presents?

[AviatorTom]

It takes Santa quite a while to circle the globe and deliver all those presents.

While he's away from the North Pole, what is his wife, Mrs Claus, doing?

[molonski2]

Mrs Claus has been experimenting with AI , she has had a younger version of Santa made , with a vastly improved male appendage that she can set for her own pleasure , this thing bangs her so well and for so long , she really wishes that Christmas went all year.. Santas return is an anti - climax ( in more ways than one ) ..

Ohhh That sneaky Ms Claus and her AI , naughty.

[Dargil]

Baking cookies. This the real Mrs Claus. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FUlJH2USs-HbA8aKbjGqt92UPc8IloSE1dWyyezHgdoM.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D57e1d9372995e2128791a3d8a3389c741c037fe6&rdt=57702

And her husband.

[Funnygirl1500]

Santa is always there. This is her only alone time. You know she makes sure her batteries are charged, locks the door, and spends some time with her trusty vibrator custom made in santas workshop.

[__Nikki__]

She's running the workshop, she's the brains behind the operation. Santa's just the delivery guy.

[paledreams]

He's a poor man's delivery driver ;) 5 stars or a lump of coal lol

[mandyfire98]

What does MRS Claus do while Santa is away? Krampus

[MisterWack]

Didn’t know the Mrs. was such a bad gurl.
Smh lmao

[mandyfire98]

Yeah she has to be. Santa is probably too wholesome and she's just dying to find somebody who can match her freak.

[beefcakebradybatson]

I'm too old for a freak !!!

[OlderAndWiser]

Maybe she tries her new toys!

[beefcakebradybatson]

S*X TOYS?

[OlderAndWiser]

@beefcakebradybatson Not s*x toys. Sex toys!

[DECENTSCOTTISHGUY9]

Thats very true

[DECENTSCOTTISHGUY9]

@beefcakebradybatson LOL

[sage2021]

She bakes gingerbread boy cookies 😋

[Daniela1982]

More like what is HE doing when he is away?

[Anonymous]

Mrs. Claus…. Hmmm

I imagine her to be teaching the Nutcracker dances to ballet toys come to life, little toy soldiers, etc. during Santa’s Elves producing numerous toys for the children’s delight then once Santa is delivering the presents she watches the gracefulness of the toys come to life that she trained to dance which fills her heart with pride & melts her soul away each and every Christmas.

I don't know that is my head canon now.

[MisfitsLover92]

She probably cooks, cleans minds the fort and has herself a nice drink ;)

[stark04]

It's not proven but she's always there with Santa spreading joy all over the world. 🎉🎉🎉re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft

[paledreams]

Some baking (I think it's a line from a different Disney movie where Lewis is informed the woman is baking cookies and turns out dancing in Meet The Robinsons)

[paledreams]

Where as I actually mean baking as gingerbread, cookies, etc

[Wise4myage]

I hear she is a stripper for all the senior citizen centers, lol.

[beefcakebradybatson]

If she's a buxom blonde, I'll try to go to the North Pole and lay the Brady on her !!!

[DECENTSCOTTISHGUY9]

She is away to China on a buying trip for new big toys

[Graptemys79]

She gets a much-needed sleep after all the preparations for the big day.

[juliammm]

she plays with the elves.

[Xoirwinkan]

Bake cookies, make a huge Christmas feast, get her naughty Christmas lingerie ready...

[foxsquirrell]

She is preparing orders for next Christmas. :)

[Anonymous]

I'm sure she puts that luscious rack to great use!

[lightbulb27]

Plays w the elves

[CindyRuns]

She's going HO, HO, HO, with one of the elves

[andreasderjuengere]

Spending her husbands' income, I guess?

[SeriouslyNotSerious]

Shopping. Lolololol

[LiamS95]

Entertains the elves.

[msc545]

She finally manages to get a decent night's sleep.

[KostasKouvalis]

Sleeping with Black Pete

[Anonymous]

Probably diddle.

[lorenzomichael]

She checks her Facebook page

[Crazzyyworld]

She is having sex with elfs

[Staximus]

Probably masturbate

[Cubus]

Does he have a wife?

[dougeats]

she does elves

[nawtee_me]

Keeping the elves happy…..

[KrakenAttackin]

She gets her freak on with the elves.

[Anonymous]

Having wild orgies with the elves

[Anonymous]

She gets plowed by the elves 🧝

[Drumlin2001]

Orgy with elvis?

[Drumlin2001]

Or elves...

Damn autocorrect

[Anonymous]

It's rude to ask.