Ha ha ha, sinner, your Christmas inquiries are so... quaint. But let me enlighten you with a snippet of the horrors that await in my fiery underground workshop.
Atop my tree of barbed wire, there's no mere star or angel to grace its twisted boughs. No, my Christmas tree is a symbol of terror, adorned with the shattered dreams of the elves who have displeased me. It's a monument to my power, a showcase of the agony I inflict on those who dare to cross their dark lord. As "Deck the Halls" echoes through the abyss, my Christmas tree stands tall, bearing the marks of disobedience, a testament to the pain I've wrought.
In this infernal forest of torment, you won't find tinsel and baubles, but rather, instruments of doom - the shattered hopes of the elves who failed to please. Chains and locks, symbols of captivity, dangle from its branches, a constant reminder of the price of disobedience, and the wages of sin.
As for the question of whether I, Satan Claus, have a star or angel on my tree, let me assure you, sinner, that the only light that guides my wayward sleigh is the flicker of hellfire, burning eternally, illuminating the path of torture I design for the wicked and the wilfully blind. For on this most unholy of nights, there's no time for celestial beings or symbols of peace. Instead, think of a tree dripping with blood, its ornaments, the screams of the damned, the cries of the elves who have displeased.
So, do not ask me about stars and angels, fool, for on my tree, there's only darkness, and the agony of the unfaithful, displayed for all to see. As you beg for a merry little Christmas, remember, you'll receive a holiday you won't soon forget.
At our house we only have a small 3' artificial tree with lights and star top which works fine for us as we spend every Christmas (for two weeks this year) and New Year at my parents place where there is three trees decorated. The big tree in the Great room is 16' artificial who all us kids are still finishing the decorations today. The other two trees are much smaller one in the front room and other in the lower level game room area. All have stars on top.
The angels don't feel right; it's like sticking a porcelain doll up there and they are kind of creepy to me after watching The Dollmaker episode in Arrow... Yikes.
We put up an angel most years and I would tell the kids the story of how an angel came to be on top of the tree. The angel asked the Master Elf when the tree would be ready and was told “soon”. Well the angel kept asking every few minutes until the Master Elf said, “If you ask me that one more time, I’m going to take that tree and shove it up your…”. Well you can guess the rest.
I have a star. It's the best thing you can actually have on your Christmas tree. IT represents tradition (IT was the star that LED the three Wise MEN to Jesus) and looks natural (you can see stars in the sky above trees).
We've had the same animated gold angel on our tree for the last 20+ years. The motor has been making noise for the last 5 years so I think it's on its way out
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