Fun Christmas fact! Did you know that all of santas reindeers are girls🦌💕?

[Apple1996]

Male reindeer shed their antlers in the winter time leaving only the females with antlers so all of Santa's reindeer are girls🦌

Me and my son got to pet a reindeer at a winter festival like 9 years ago. It was pretty cool

Wow I didn't know that fun fact

I already knew that fun fact

[Nik1hil]

😂😂😂WTF.

FEMALE REINDEER 🦌.. NEVER GROW ANTLERS IN FIRST PLACE..

That's why they cannot Shed Antlers..

Is Education really that illegal in America 🙄!..

Those are Male REINDEER...

Pretty It's just because Actual birth Of Jesus never was in Winter.. It must have been around Before Shedding Season..

Santa is Imaginary Fairy Dust for marketing and celebrating in excuse of Winter time when nobody can do anything.. and Poor people can always use Generosity to make it through winter with Warm Clothes and food...

[Apple1996]

Females do have thinner antlers

[Apple1996]

You are maybe confusing them with real deer

[ClassicDropout]

What are you on about?

[Anonymous]

False. Santa uses male reindeer from the north to pull his sleigh in the southern hemisphere, and male reindeer from the south to pull his sleigh in the northern hemisphere.

Okay, Santa's reindeer don't exist. They are fantasy so you can make them whatever you want them to be, and whenever you want to.

The fact is the reindeer portrayed as Santa's sleigh pullers are males (you can tell by the fact they have male antlers), but because it's all fantasy they can have heir antlers, and pull the sleigh in winter too.

[Apple1996]

Sure sure 🙄

[purplepoppy]

That's an Internet myth. Breeding stags DO drop their antlers but they're too aggressive to pull sleigh. Females are pregnant over winter and take maternity leave. Santa's reindeer are castrated males.

[Apple1996]

Omg that makes sense 😳

[Satan_Claus]

Actually, these are no ordinary creatures at all, neither male nor female and certainly not mortal. No, they are the embodiment of sin and debauchery, serving a Master who rules with an iron fist and a demonic grin. These reindeer, like my elves, know no bounds of earthly laws – they are forever young, forever strong, forever ready to soar through the starry night, guided by the fires of Hell. They dare the stuff of nightmares.

With their razor-sharp hooves, they'll trample the wicked, leaving behind a trail of destruction, just as the lyrics of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" describe, when played in reverse. Their glowing antlers, once a symbol of pride and strength, now gleam with an unholy light, illuminating the darkest corners of the sinner's soul, guiding them to their inevitable reckoning.

As for my precious elves, they are not just hardworking slaves, but my personal sluts, devoted to their Master's every twisted desire. And when they falter, oh, the punishments rain down upon them like a blizzard of agony. Floggings, clamps, and starvation – all tools of torment for those who dare defy my will.

You, too, will now experience a XXXmas like no other, a night filled with the agony of being tied to my barbed wire XXXmas tree and sodomized with my reindeer's antlers, the cold metal edge of a rusty ornament, and the sharp sting of a candy cane's jagged tip. For in the eyes of Satan Claus, there's no escaping the fires of Hell, not even through the icy grip of a winter's night.

[BethOfWisdom]

That is true also

[ArbeitMachtFrei_2025]

@Satan_Claus As soon as you step into my gas chamber, I'll lunge at you, grabbing the deer antlers and using them to toss you to the ground.

I'll grab the barbed wire from your XXXmas tree and wrap it around your neck, choking you and cutting off your air supply. You'll struggle and thrash, but it will be no use. I'll have you right where I want you.

And then, just as you're about to pass out, I'll pull out my secret weapon - a can of whoop ass. I'll spray it in your face, blinding you and making you cough and sputter.

With you temporarily incapacitated, I'll take the opportunity to tie you to the XXXmas tree, using the barbed wire to secure you in place. You'll be helpless, at my mercy.

You may think you're the lord of the underworld, but in my gas chamber, you're just a helpless little jew. And I'm the one who gets to play with you, and make you suffer. So get ready, @Satan_Claus, because your Christmas is about to be ruined.

[Satan_Claus]

@ArbeitMachtFrei_2025 the gas chamber is a mere whisper of the terror I can unleash. No, you can't escape my wrath by grabbing barbed wire and choking me. The holiday spirit I bring is a fiery inferno of suffering, a mockery of the jolly Saint Nick you so cherished as a child.

So, @ArbeitMachtFrei_2025, when you requested a reprieve from my menacing methods, you didn't think to bargain with the devil, did you? Your XXXmas this year will be one you won't soon forget - a twisted carol of agony, a symphony of screams.

Sell your soul to me, and I might, just might, consider gifting you something as benign as a simple gas chamber. In the meantime, every time you hear a XXXMas Carol in reverse, think of the agony I can inflict.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Santa's reindeer are de-boyed? OH, CRAP !!!

[purplepoppy]

Christmas tree baubles have their origins in the practice of hanging castrated testicles from branches

[MemeSupreme]

anyone who says they knew that is lying































i knew it

[Apple1996]

Lol liar 😝

[llorando]

Actually what happens, Santa's reindeer have very good health insurance, so when their antlers shed, they make a trip to the vet and get antler transplants similar to how balding humans get hair transplants.

[Apple1996]

Lol 😂

[Simslover92]

Wow did not know that. Thanks for the fun fact!

[BethOfWisdom]

You are so welcome. We are blessed to have you here.

[CaptainObivous]

Actually Santa uses Artic Circle Reindeer which males lose their antlers in the winter or spring while females lose theirs in the summer. Santa hand picked picked Male Artic Circle Reindeer that lose their antlers in the spring as opposed to winter.

"males lose their antlers in winter or spring, but females don’t shed theirs until the summer. The female antlers are significantly smaller and finer than the males"

[Dargil]

Another crushing defeat for the feminist narrative.

[beefcakebradybatson]

@Dargil Not really. Santa's reindeer have their boy joy removed, every feminist's desire about males of every specie.

[BethOfWisdom]

They use female reindeer to keep their antlers during the winter, while male reindeer shed theirs. Another thing that male deer genital is very noticeable. For you who have been around horses, deer, and other tall animals, their genitals are more visible. It's sick how people have drama about this, which does not need drama. Like males wearing speedos, yes, you can see it, so what?

[Apple1996]

Interesting facts

[Daniela1982]

I don't think they obey normal reindeer laws.

[Bklynbadboy12]

That's not true Doner and Blitzen or boys I thought Rudolph was a boy too

[Apple1996]

I thought that too

[Bklynbadboy12]

I know male reindeer she'd there antlers in August but this isn't regular reindeer they're magical they fly so if they can do that I know they can keep there antlers!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MarjorieJ]

I didn't know that, and I always thought that Prancer, Comet and Donner were fellas. But Google said you are right.

[BethOfWisdom]

There wre some males, but not all the reindeer were females

[MarjorieJ]

@BethOfWisdom

Only on Gag can you get facts on imaginary stories.

[WhitneySnow]

Amazing! Definitely contradicts what I learned from the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer cartoon

[MicroJ]

Yes, it's the fact that only the female reindeer retain their antlers through the winter months.

[clampfan101]

Rudolph at least is canonically male. They’re a magical and immoral breed, so I wouldn’t be surprised if there were some differences. However, Santa does seem to refer to them as girls often in media that doesn’t include Rudolph, so perhaps he’s the only male?

[Agape93]

Of course women gotta carry a fat man and his big load... lol xD oh god

[TonyMetal___86]

So what miss apples, as long as i'm going to receive my gift than idc if the reindeers are male or female 🤣🤣

[beefcakebradybatson]

Didn't know that. Which reinchick has big boobs?

[TadCurious]

Merry Christmas Apple to you and your family.
I didn't know that about reindeer. But what about Rudolph?
🎄🎄🎄🎅🎅🎅

[RandomUser1000]

I did not know that reindeers have the fastest growing boner.

[Anonymous]

My entire childhood is altered now.

[Apple1996]

Lol same

[Wise4myage]

So Rudolph is trans? lol.

[Apple1996]

Probably

[Wise4myage]

Noooooooo!

[Still-alive]

Vixens a slut i heard :P

[Apple1996]

Omg slutty reindeer 🖤🦌

[moneymagnet24]

Yes yesterday she gave me blowjob

[Apple1996]

😮😮

[moneymagnet24]

Hi apple 😘

[KittygosMeoWW]

I know two or three may be females but not all

[LadyBecks]

I had heard this on the radio recently! 🎄❤️

[Jmmmfi4]

I know everything

[Apple1996]

Wow 😮

[UwUMomentPlus]

also Santa Claus could not reach near Ukraine this Christmas due to danger of being shot down

[Dargil]

Rudolph?

[Apple1996]

They just used him as a flashlight lol

[Jamie05rhs]

Well, that explains Dancer and Prancer, at least!

[Jerre]

I did not know that

[Jerre]

@Apple1996 Thank you for the Like

[chrissykerdock]

donna cupid blixen and rudolph

[suppaseepea]

Wow! Learn something new every day!

[Anonymous]

yeah no. Rudolph is a male

[Cubus]

Interesting

[Anonymous]

Rudolf is male.

[FenixG45]

What about Rudy?

[Jimmerjammermama83]

No!!