When people go to Times Square for New Years Eve what do they do if they have to pee?

[exitseven]

It does not look like there are any porta potties and I am sure none of the businesses would let you use the bathroom. I am sure a lot of people have had many beers and outside of just peeing in the street I do not know what they do.

D'OH

[Rig_Stroll]

Strangers' pipes are throbbing so hard
Carbon lovers' urges can't be tamed
Gushing thick fluids, no holds barred
Times Square's balls are dropping, all inflamed

No porta potties for relief in sight
Businesses won't let us in

Who's gonna drill that sweet hole?
Spurt that liquid black gold
Climate change deniers getting rock hard
Gonna pound that reservoir
Gonna make the Earth so sore
Fracking Mother Nature in her own backyard

Gushing geysers, no one can contain
No time for shyness, just release that heat
Slick and greasy, Earth's erotic rain
Oily streams flow down the street

No porta potties for relief in sight
Businesses won't let us in

Who's gonna drill that sweet hole?
Spurt that liquid black gold
Climate change deniers getting rock hard
Gonna pound that reservoir
Gonna make the Earth so sore
Fracking Mother Nature in her own backyard

[exitseven]

hahahahhaah too funny. I knew somebody would write a song about it

[Keyboardkat]

The wear adult diapers! Seriously! Remember, it gets pretty crowded there and you can't even move. And there's no place to sit down. And the all the local business are closed. So you've basically got to stand still in one place for like six hours! What do you think that does to your leg veins? And pee into your adult diapers, or worse! Is it REALLY worth it to go there and stand for hours, just to watch the ball drop? And THEN what? The cops clear the place out pretty fast. You're gonna ride public transit home in your stinky diaper? I'll pass on this one!

[midnightmoon05]

My little niece told me she is not going because she doesn’t want to were a diaper… so maybe she knows something that I don’t?

[chrissykerdock]

if you don't wear panties you can pee anywhere

[exitseven]

hahahhaa I suppose that is true.

[chrissykerdock]

especially in a dress

[Den1971]

Dam girl. Hell yeah

[molonski2]

Just like a wine cask absolutely.

[DrPepper12]

Practical women are the best women! 💪🏻😉

[AviatorTom]

You come prepared...

... as I did the one time I was in Times Square fir the New Years ball drop.

[Iron_Man]

You pee in that how is that going to hold pee especially if you pee a lot those are for if you wet yourself a little bit by accident not for peeing

[exitseven]

@Iron_Man my kids had wet diapers thar weighed 5 pounds at least.

[Iron_Man]

Yikes how does it not lesk out through your pants and on the floor?

[exitseven]

@Iron_Man diapers are designed to absorb amazing amounts of liquid.

[Iron_Man]

www.facebook.com/.../?mibextid=wwXIfr

[lightbulb27]

Gross!!🤮
Pee in coffee cup.

[Wiredone]

I was told by my cousin who used to go every year, he fitted a garden hose to go down his pants and out by his shoes. You can pee without anyone knowing

[exitseven]

Where there is a will there is a way. I would have had a plastic bag full of beer hidden in my coat. It would, go in one end and out the other.

[Wiredone]

Hopefully you wouldn't have to pee until after the beer was gone

[DrPepper12]

Very common work around.

[Paige90]

I went in 2012 and there were 1000s of porta potties. It wasn't an issue for me as I stayed at the Marriott Marquis when is right in the middle of Times Square.

[sean1234]

Too bad for them, at 12 we all were in bed, besides the bible says the new day starts at sundown, so for me, new years was at 4

[sean1234]

4:55pm

[Staximus]

The new day starts when the sun rises smart guy

[sean1234]

Genesis 1:5

And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Evening, as in the end of the day

[Staximus]

Put down your silly book written by men and come back to reality dude

[sean1234]

Jude 1:15-19

To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him. These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men’s persons in admiration because of advantage. But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ; How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

https://breakeveryyoke.com/245/65/1/15/19/

[ReesesThins2]

I Googled it, because I didn't believe you. You are correct. One million people and nowhere to pee. Great idea.

[msc545]

No idea but it seems like an odd thing for you to worry about...

[molonski2]

I had this problem on the beach NYE , I had not considered this issue , will research for next year.

[FunkyMonkee]

I've heard that some just pee in their pants.

[Iron_Man]

If it’s an emergency, they have to pee right there on the sidewalk unless they have out houses located

[Anonymous]

One more reason to avoid NYC.

[Anonymous]

It's new york. Like a little extra pee in the gutter is going to male a difference.😆

[seeyounexttuesday]

in their pants. I'm sure they wear depends

[Aphrodite2001]

Prospect park 🤷‍♀️

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Finding a corner lol