What do you say when you have to pee outside?

[naughty_rosie]

In these cases, you can't say "I'll go to bathroom" or "I need to go a toilet" lol.
I usually say "I need to water the plants" and really pee on some plants or flowers haha. I hope them grow better :P

[Applefan1]

I heard of this woman that did not just pee outside but she pooped outside. She use to go for a run every day. Every day she would run down the same streets. Half way through her run every single day she would feel an urge to poo. So what she did every day is go onto this same guys section, pull her pants down, brace herself against the wall of his house and poo right there on his section next to his house. She would then pull her pants back up and carry on with her run. This is no joke either she really did this, she was on TV I think.

[Applefan1]

Thank you for MHA :))

[Orion1084]

I usually don't say anything at all.

I just whip it out and go. I figure that'll pretty much get the point across, lol. :)

[kxera]

I will just say "excuse me" or "I'll be right back". Sometimes I won't say anything depending on engagement and people around.

[SolitaireBond]

Quite simply.. I need to have a pee, and I need to do it now!

[MissNowhere]

'I need to pee' does it, don't feel the need to be creative.

[MrExplorer]

^^^ This one

[Not-Exactly]

I need to empty the tank.
I am going to the Lab-Zero.
I am going to sign my attendance sheet.

[princessmethteeth]

It depends on how much I have to pee and the font size I use.

[404filenotfound]

The only that you'd hear from me would be the steady stream of urine exiting my body via my penis.

[SurströmmingLover]

I'm honest about it. And I'm the only one from my close friends who pees outside.

[SolitaireBond]

I bet you just "flop" it out and "fires off", don't you? lol :)

[SurströmmingLover]

@SolitaireBond exactly, I just make sure to find a good spot.

[SolitaireBond]

@SurströmmingLover.. I knew it, I just new it! lol .. I do hope you are a jolly good shot! :)

[SurströmmingLover]

@SolitaireBond it's pure perfection

[SolitaireBond]

Am sure it is @SurströmmingLover darling.. Am sure it is! :)

[JSmuve]

I just go. No need to announce my intentions to urinate to everyone.

[Iron_Man]

I always pee outside that way I dont wake peeps up in the middle of the night

[Iron_Man]

The grass does get real green and grows real fast in the spots where I pee

[KhoryESM]

If I have to pee outside I just say I have to pee & endangering the plants is fun lol

[Anonymous]

I try to avoid getting placed on sex offender lists, so I don't pee outside.

[Younghungguy17]

I just say I’ll be right back and find a semi discrete place and go take a pee

[anabntz27]

" I need to take the only piss!" lmao

[emerald77]

I just say I need to pee lol.

[FistSlaminElite]

Be right back imma take a piss

[AngryHorny]

I have to pee as soon as I'm off the bus.

[najekim]

Got to go find a bush to poison.

[Anonymous]

I say "be right back"

[Anonymous]

i'll pee in ur mouth