What do you say when you have to pee?

[Anonymous]

Just for fun... like do you say, 'I need to pee', 'I need to tinkle', 'I need to go to the bathroom' etc.

I say 'I need to go to the toilet' mostly :)

[Anonymous]

I say "I need to use the bathroom". I hate when people say "I gotta pee" or "I need to take a dump". Thats too much information, and to be honest I dont care what you are doing in that bathroom.

Plus it sounds pretty trashy to me, like something a trailer park grandma would say after she was done banging her brother. Classy people dont specify what they are doing in the bathroom, they merely ask people to excuse them so that they can go there.

[Anonymous]

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[kaylaS91]

It varies. Usually that I just need to go to the bathroom, am gonna go pee.
When I'm with my boyfriend, I'll do either of those or say I'm gonna go 'get dolled up'. :P

[Asker]

'Get dolled up'? lol. Never heard that one before!

[kaylaS91]

yeaah I just coined that one a while back when he'd jokingly ask what I'm doing since girls don't pee and whatnot. So I'd say that I'm obviously just primping and whatnot, or getting 'dolled up'.

[naughty_rosie]

I say "I need to go to the bathroom" or "I need to pee". And I say "I need to water the plants" when I have to pee in outdoor lol

[razzdazzrosie]

LOL I say "I gotta take a piss". But only in front of my friends never in front of guys

[poopedmypantsagain]

I would just go.. I see no reason to announce it to anyone.. and I would not need women to announce it to me.. and if they cannot make it.. just go in your pants.. we can work on the cleanup later.. its not a big deal

[isitillegal]

I say 'I need to go to the toilet' but my girlfriends scold me for it they tell me I should say 'I need to go to the bathroom' like, shut up I'm telling you exactly where I need to go.

[oddwaffle]

The divine throne of absolute power has called for me.

Or I have to answer the call of nature.

Or I need to dispel all this water.

Or rarely "I need to perform an emergency weight loss maneuver, brb"

[karahiri]

i just say... brb. or i gotta go to the bathroom. or i gotta go *hops around*

[Asker]

You don't always wait to you're that desperate, that you hop around? lol.

[karahiri]

like if i'm with my sister and being a baby, i'll hop around lol. and then just go.

[666MPH]

I scream "PISS!" at the top of my lungs, rip my shirt off, and run to the bathroom on all fours.

[MaiNameIsSunshine]

"Nature calls" or "I need to take a piss"
Because I'm a classy ass bitch.

[Anonymous]

I got to use the bathroom. Even tho that dosn't apply when a a public area. Lol

[Poppykate]

I need to go to the bathroom

[AngelOfTrianglez]

I have to go powder my nose

[RaggaMon]

"I'mma go take a piss."

[Anonymous]

I'M GONNA PEE MY PANTS

[takumii]

I will go.. Water the plants in your backyard.

[DBAOracle]

I say "Let me go do some WikiLeaks." LOL.

[Zanecyber]

I gotta go drain the anaconda

[Anonymous]

"I need a piss"
"I need the loo"

[Anonymous]

"I need the toilet" or "I need a wee"

[Anonymous]

I needa take a piss.