What do you say when you have the urges to pee?

[naughty_rosie]

When I have the urges to pee I just say "gotta pee" or "gotta go". But when I have to pee outdoor I often say "I'll water the plants" or "I'll mark my territory" and really pee on some plants or flowers haha. I know some girls don't like to say it directly and use slang instead. Once one of my female friend said "I'll pick some flowers" when she had to pee in the woods. My male friends also use strange slang like "I'll change water on the goldfish" or "I'll answer the call of nature". So I wanna know what do guys and girls here say when they have to pee. Is there any slang funnier than I said above lol.

[Spicy9030]

I say that I have to pee and if I'm with one of my best friends, who knows my bladder is very small, she'll just tell me to water a plant or something, we camp together quite often so we go pee together and pick targets to aim at, and when I have to pee when I'm outside with my boyfriend and there are no establishments or something and I'm not gonna make it, we'll go to a park to water it and we've watered that park a lot of times haha

[joshuam8612]

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[napoleonebonaparte]

quite lovely :) what does it make your bladder small?

[MaskofInsanity]

"I'm gonna chuck a slash"

[Stazz76]

I usually just say I gotta go pee, while I'm looking to the side, and keep an eye out for people's reaction with my peripheral vision. It's hot when I see a girl suddenly give me her full attention but not say anything. Usually means she's curious to watch. A great time to make eye contact and smile, then leave.

[SoundPower]

Between all the big questions that humans can ask about our universe. You asked this question?
Just kidding, I say "excuse me" and I go do my thing.

[RandomGirl42]

This is rather embarrassing but I got in the habit of saying I have to go potty just because I spend a lot of time around my 2 young nieces. So even sometimes out with friends I'll say that and they'll tease me like, what are you, 5 ? But it's all good. I've also heard guys use drain or bleed the lizard which I thought was kind of funny.

[Soren]

well i always say i'm giving something to drink to the people i hate ! :D

[Homesubsequent]

I just say "I gotta drain the" or I often use "I gotta take a wazz" very rarely I say "gotta take a leak"