How do you say when you have to pee?

[Anonymous]

[FunkyMonkee]

I have to pee.
I gotta take a whiz.
I have to drain the main vein.
I have to make a puddle.
I have to get some relief.
Get out of the way before I decorate my pants!!
I gotta see a man about a horse.
Where's the bathroom?
I'm going to the, ah [flick head sideways].
I'm off to the head.
I need to use the water closet.
Where's the WC?
I'm gonna go drown some ants!
My back teeth are floatin'!
I have to make water.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Time to drain the snake or sometimes I say I’m going to take a leak.

[Zelda_5]

Depends. At home with just my family, I say I gotta pee. In any sort of company I say that I'm going to the bathroom.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

"Gotta go!" or
"Nature calls!" or
"Bathroom break!" or
All of the above altogether.

[Anonymous]

It always depends on who I'm with. As long as I'm not really close to the person I say something like "I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick" or maybe even just "I'll be right back". If I'm comfortable around the person I say that I need to pee, and with my closest friends I just say "I'm gonna take a piss, brb" lol

[tatianamay]

"excuse me, i need to use the bathroom":
"I need to pee"

[SandandWaves]

I have to pee.. or...
ooh I need to pee... or...
I gotta pee

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Oh I got to pee and I hurry up and run to the bathroom

[exitseven]

If it is my wife I say I have to pee or of we are in a restaurant I say I have to use the can,.

[Question_091]

"Excuse me, where's the bathroom?"

Brb

[Luckycharms12]

I've to pee. I've to take a piss. I've to take a slash

[Anonymous]

i gotta take a piss
i gotta take a leak
i gotta use the bathroom
i gotta use the restroom

[TommyMountainFigure]

It depends who I'm talking to at the time.

[SpaceNinja04]

"I got to go wee wee" 🤣🤣😂😂

[LogicalGal123]

Easy. " I need to pee."

[little_rose]

I'm going to the bathroom

[Starwitch23]

Excuse me I will be right back.

[MyNameJames]

Going to the bathroom

[SamFromFL]

I have to go to the bathroom

[Still-alive]

time to break the seal (if drinking alcohol)

[AK478]

Depends on to whom I would say.

[JesseJayNeak]

I gotta squeeze the onion

[myassisiconic]

I have to pee

[lycanthrope3]

I gotta pee