Did you know that I am your husband?

[blondfrog]

Yes I knew that sexy and I am your wife.

No I didn't know that, at least I am now aware.

I am a man and I am jealous of you

I am gonna report your post because I only care about my first world problems

[Aurora1010]

I forget many things but the embarrassment that comes from forgetting your own wedding hits different 🤦‍♀️😅

[Still-alive]

i was the ring bearer :P

[blondfrog]

@Still-alive You were a great ring bearer :)

[WonderBell99]

Wow. Are you cheating on me? I did NOT know that you had so many wives. Ugh. I’m divorcing you. I cannot stand you. 😤

*files for a divorce*

here are the divorce papers. Sign it

[llorando]

Did you know that I gave you a sex change making you, my wife?

[jasco]

That's crazy because I know for a fact I am not gay

[blondfrog]

But my poll states its for women :)

[jasco]

I did not see that but honestly I just joking

[Genie23]

Yeah, I mean it's hard to forget it when you have a gigantic ring pop on your finger and have 12 kids and people calling you wife of a frog. 😐

[blondfrog]

They are all gonna go to college and make lots of money :)

[OddBeMe]

Of course sweetheart! Tucked my sack back for you. Just need my car payment taken care of.

[FreeMan6354]

That's going to be a problem since I'm not into men

[sirderpsalot123]

No I didn't know that, at least I am now aware.

[sirderpsalot123]

Love you

[blondfrog]

Love you too

[Genie23]

HEY! THAT'S MY HUSBAND YOU'RE SAYING I LOVE YOU TO. 😡

[sirderpsalot123]

@Genie23 You must be the crazy ex he was telling me about.

[Genie23]

Pffft. That must be you he talked about. 🤨

[sirderpsalot123]

Don't get beat up

[Sevenpointfive]

i got you your green card. yes, i know

[blondfrog]

Hey every marriage has sacrifices.

[Sevenpointfive]

i want a divorce rich boy!

[blondfrog]

Still a better love life than Jeff Bezos.

[Sevenpointfive]

yes. i will bide my time until you're worth billions

[whereismyjohnny]

🤣🤣

[Anonymous]

Yes, I knew that sexy and I am your wife.

[UniquelyBasic]

gtfo 😂😂

[HeartFullOfGlue]

I'm divorcing you

[blondfrog]

Yeah that would not end well I would end up in jail.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

[Anonymous]

Did you know that you are really gay?

[UpdateGloomyNights_]

Lol no