Who would you Ficto-Marry?

[OddBeMe]

This is right winger’s fault. You fcks made such a big deal about gay marriage. Couldn’t let it go, and now we have ficto-sexuals. Well I hope you’re happy.

I’d totally marry Jessica Rabbit, tho.

She uses a lot of hair dye…

[Stoner710]

Yea get a real women, Marriage is between a man and a women that is the definition of marriage. That’s what “right wingers”. Are trying to conservatives. We don’t care if gets enter a civil union. But don’t call it marriage because that’s not marriage

[OddBeMe]

Well I have to argue about definition. Right wingers don’t own the word marriage. You want to qualify it by saying religious marriage, go ahead

[DarkWinterNights]

TO BE FAIR- the argument was it was a slippery slope. That said, personally I don’t think I have a waifu.

[msc545]

Nobody. Might have to get divorced for real. Again.

[OddBeMe]

Ouch, seriously?

[msc545]

Yes...

[Miristheiss]

Unfortunately it didn't turn out well.
His character divorced him and took half of his retirement savings.
She got the home too.

[Sevenpointfive]

people are so stupid. posterboy now the educator. give me a break. what company is he working for?

[goaded]

You'd suffocate on your wedding night.

[OddBeMe]

But we’d be honeymooning in Toon Town! I’ll just drawn a pic of an oxygen tank on the wall.

[goaded]

Or a snorkel.