Whats the most ridiculous reason you'd marry a person for?

[fonduegirl]

mom likes to taunt me for being a fussy eater that I should get chef as husband. what she doesn't know though is if I wanna marry a guy for selfish, ridiculous reason — it'd be because he's a manga artist, because let's be honest, shoujo smut is really, really, really, really, really, really hot. It'd be nice to have it for the rest of my life, and if we divorce, I get a manga.

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For all of you saying love, just no. You should marry for love. Love should be your incentive and everything. Please say something else. Love is ridiculous from a subjective perspective not objective lol.

[dustybiker]

My friends used to tease me that I would only get married for money to legalize someone to the states from the UK. They had no idea my type (purposely hid it from them) and were grasping at straws. Was more into horses at that time, it was a costly addiction… lol

Wouldn’t have though. Would have stayed single if I’d not found someone I burned for.

[flirtatiousgirl]

I have no desire to marry. Why would I want one when there are so many men?

[call_me_scar]

If a friend knew a girl that needed a green card to leave whatever terrible country she is in I would probably be fine with marrying her so she could have a chance at a better life though obviously I'd get my ass legally protected with a prenup so my good deed doesn't fuck me over

[fonduegirl]

Very kind.

[Kaneki05]

That's not ridiculous that's just kind :)

[call_me_scar]

Thanks

[IMuser]

Would prenup actually work? Like if she is the clever kind, she will act that she loves you, gets your child and then takes the custody, rendering your prenup as useless as you brought her in the country and now have to pay for child support...

[fonduegirl]

@IMuser wow, you did not just jinx the scenerio

[call_me_scar]

Well if 1 prenup won't work how about 2

[IMuser]

I just protected a man @anon1903

[fonduegirl]

@IMuser 😆😆😆

[NathanDavis]

I would marry a mathmagician... no lie

[fonduegirl]

And start a new religion called mathology?

[NathanDavis]

that sounds great to me

[fonduegirl]

That's from Young Sheldon

[NathanDavis]

and... Sir Isaac Newton will be on top of the Christmas Tree

[fonduegirl]

A man who knows Big Bang theory is the hottest one out there

[Telekinetic-Potato]

She is into all the same sex stuff as me. Just because I'm a total freak and I've accepted that after I've had my fun, when I'm ready to settle down I'm most likely gonna have to leave that all behind me.

But if I ever met someone who was into all the same stuff as me, it's hard for me to imagine we wouldn't work well together in pretty much every other way.

[Kaneki05]

Well since I was young I've wanted to marry Nigella Lawson because then she can make me all those damn nice desserts she makes.
So that. Also she's a bit... of a mommy lmao.

[fonduegirl]

That's incredibly cute.

[Kaneki05]

NUUUU it's not! curses

[fonduegirl]

It's the core of every good dorky anime lead... Makes my heart doki doki tbf

[fonduegirl]

Keep it up, Luci-kun~

[Kaneki05]

Hmph I just wanted her to make me some pancakes nuh such anime lead wants that.

[fonduegirl]

You can fight then dorky wars against mega villain. I'll be rooting for you.

[Kaneki05]

BUT I am the Villain!

[fonduegirl]

Then I won't be on your side 😔

[Kaneki05]

Villains don't have people on there side even when there right. It is the path of a good villain.

[fonduegirl]

I changed my mind. I'll be with you.

[Kaneki05]

NUUUU that's not how this works. Everyone knows for a Villain who is actually right when one thinks about it needs to be the loner and the outcast.

[fonduegirl]

We can be twin villains who are unrelated and in the end either kill everyone or die hand in hand

[Kaneki05]

Gahh your ruining my arc! My story is I the Villain tries to show everyone that I am correct but everyone see's my actions as horrible and evil then the main so called hero defeats me with his only choice been to kill me after I force his hand. Then I die with the world thinking it was happy ending it but in reality everyone was blind to the truth.

[fonduegirl]

I'm the hero. Ya happy now

[Kaneki05]

Yes fine that works lol. And one day you will come to learn I was right and when you realise the mistake in killing me ;)

[fonduegirl]

Then I'll kil myself

[Kaneki05]

NUUUU. Then you have a season all about you becoming a true hero by acting upon what I tried to do but in a less violent anti social way. Because you had friends, not a outcast like me. Convincing people of the truth that people wouldn't accept from a guy like me the loner.

[Kaneki05]

The cruel joke would be the fact that people don't follow people because there right but follow them because of their social skills instead.

[fonduegirl]

You get so serious. I love it.

[Kaneki05]

My pleasure and your welcome :)

[grapefruit11]

Because I want to have sex with them for the rest of my life.

[fonduegirl]

That's actually sweet

[user1516]

HONESTLY if they owned a castle somewhere in Europe and looked like the ones in the movies with crazy secret rooms etc.

[fonduegirl]

Oh! Wow

[Bluemax]

One who can play this while I am making dinner. For the record, my wife could and did play this.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/fezGJWXkiYE

[just_a_potato]

For being good at not rolling on top of you in bed at night.

[ohshee]

That is cute and funny. Ok so let's make a deal if you tell me smut story's I will cook for you

[Phoenix98]

Love.

which depending on who you ask can be a ridiculous reason.

[Vendela]

Hmm 🤔 maybe for looks or something shallow like their accent. I'm a sucker for accents 😅

[whereismyjohnny]

🤭🤭

I don't have any ridiculous reasons to marry someone tbh 😆

[fonduegirl]

Aw okay

[whereismyjohnny]

Oh, I just remembered. I joked a couple of times with my friend about how I want my husband to be hair stylist lol

[UniquelyBasic]

What about if he had his own coffee shop? ☕☕

[UniquelyBasic]

Or HER own. didn't mean to assume. 😜😜

[whereismyjohnny]

@UniquelyBasic Hmm, sounds tempting 😉

I'm straight 😂

[UniquelyBasic]

Yeah, straight to his coffee shop.😜 And just for coffee and absolutely nothing else. 😉lollol🐼

[fonduegirl]

Nice! That'd have a suitable hairstyle himself

[whereismyjohnny]

@UniquelyBasic You are so goofy 🤣

I can have coffee at home tho 😆

[UniquelyBasic]

☕ Cheers 🐼

[fonduegirl]

Starbucks isn't even that expensive. Neither is Nescafe.

[whereismyjohnny]

@anon1903 Yes, we would both have nice hair 😂

[fonduegirl]

No, like many men have this dorky haircut. A man who works at a salon would know better than... I don't know, buzzcut? 😆

[whereismyjohnny]

@UniquelyBasic Cheers to you too, little panda ☕😆

[whereismyjohnny]

I didn't have in mind his hair when I wrote it tbh. It was more about him being my personal hairstylist 😆 I would never have a bad hair day lmao

[fonduegirl]

Good idea

[IveGotNoName]

The only reason I would have for marrying someone is love. So I guess that's also the most ridiculous one

[IveGotNoName]

didn't say it was ridiculous... but if it's the only one... then it must be the most ridiculous by definition

[jamesgoldman]

I guess having a heart disease called love or love, of a kind, both interesting in poetic works that I hold with at this in point

I guess cold hard cash would be an incentive

[Amy10223]

For money. I would never marry for financial support. No can do.

[Tim-loves-it]

To become a citizen of a country to get free stuff.

[Jamie05rhs]

I would never enter into something as serious as marriage for ANY "ridiculous" reason.

[fonduegirl]

Loosen up, hun

[Jamie05rhs]

. No.

[fonduegirl]

Okedoke

[Jamie05rhs]

Lol 🙂

[jimmy2]

Well I married my first love and it lasted over 36 yeara

[TrillXHippy]

If I married a girl it wouldn’t be for a ridiculous reason lol

[shortster]

I am too logical for ridiculous reasons. Yet, I feel like I'm somewhat ridiculous in this regard.

[wa1t1ngFuture]

because he helped my mother

[wa1t1ngFuture]

even if he only once eg met my mother on the street da bring mom home... I like young and old women talking to each other

[UniquelyBasic]

If we truly loved eachother.🐼

[fonduegirl]

How's that ridiculous

[UniquelyBasic]

It was just a joke.

[fonduegirl]

Oh. I couldn't tell.

[UniquelyBasic]

Yep, well now you know. 😂😂 Have a good day

[fonduegirl]

You too

[whereismyjohnny]

@UniquelyBasic what's with you and panda emojis today 🤭

[UniquelyBasic]

@whereismyjohnny I dont know. Just randomly chose it. 🐼 Have a good day😂😂

[whereismyjohnny]

It's adorable 😂 okay, don't block me lmao

[UniquelyBasic]

@whereismyjohnny Why would I block you? 🐼 lol

[whereismyjohnny]

Because I said it's adorable when you answer to everything with a panda emoji? 🤣

[UniquelyBasic]

@whereismyjohnny 🐼 I would never. 🐼🐷🐼🐼🐼🐼

[TheBigGuy9]

Because she has big boobs

[TacosRAwesome]

They had a chocolate factory.

[Sevenpointfive]

they were attractive or had money/property

[Mahmoud_Madyan]

She likes the memes!! 😅😅😅

[Kelly6]

Now legal system has messed up marriage

[exitseven]

If I lost a bet.

[driven159]

because she ask me to marry her so dumb of me

[Pterodon]

Arranged or pregnancy

[Jay3344]

Citizenships

[SpaceGalaxy]

her bubbly ass

[megabamse]

I guess love hihihi

[NYlatefun]

Money?

[anton_dee]

Heck of it

[Waldoe]

Love...

[Tstrbrainer]

Big ass😉