Boobslayer couldn't have asked for more than this: an orgy of milk, cantaloupe, boom booms, coconuts, fried eggs, and bangers. The day's cantaloupe gleamed in the sun, and fried eggs whispered under the sheets, with fervid booblicious coconuts, eager to be the first over the threshold at the grandest of Nordic Viking Weddings.
As the wind billowed the curtains of time, and Boobslayer witnessed it all, he knew this Nordic Viking Wedding, unlike any before, with fiery biscuits and booblicious coconuts, was born upon its glittering seas and hallowed sands. And though Boobslayer's dreams would linger on, he knew that one day, a boobslayer would rise, and under a burning bacon hanger, at a Nordic Viking Wedding, a milky-white marriage would come to life with boobs, tits, chesticles, hons, mammary glands, breasts, melons, baps, coconuts, bacon hangers, cantaloupes, and milk monsters, in the most divine gathering the earth could hold. Boobslayer gazed upon the night sky with quiet awe: "Our Viking Wedding was beyond anything else. In this booblicious universe, even on the farthest canyons... Boobslayer knows no limit!" #Viking#Wedding
What a cute/cool idea! ❤ Reminds of Medieval Times stuff. However, that particular area I didn't really like though. People were STILL treating a majority of women as second class baby factories as well as property. Not to mention, rampant plague, scurvy and all kinds of infections, illnesses and dirty other things going on there. It was a rough time for sure. The movies do people A LOT of disfavors disillusioning people that that is truly how it was! Yes it was often brutal too and violent with the wars and stds were having their hey day as well. And cooking wasn't perfected yet and animals... just no lol. At least to going back!
No, but after my brother's wedding, my sister and I decided that if either of us got married, it would be on Halloween, and we'd make it a costume wedding, so as to prevent the insanities of wedding planning (question: how similar to the table centerpiece colors should the bridesmaid dresses be? Answer: no one fucking cares).
No, I always thought those theme weddings were lame. My wife's cousin got married to a biker. They had the reception in their backyard. All is biker buddies lined up they bikes, making two rows leaving about ten feet of space between the rows. Then the Bride and groom rone on the groom's bike between the rows. The whole wedding had a biker theme. I wish that I had taken pictures.
Wedding ceremonies like that are religious in nature. If that's not your system of beliefs, then you shouldn't be doing them because it's nothing but a mockery to you.
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What like going pillaging through Europe, finding a beautiful European woman. Kidnapping her, taking her back to Sweden and throwing her over my shoulder to bring her over the threshold of the door to force myself upon her?
No but it looks fun. I didn't picture what was shown, but I imagined the wild group dances around a big old fire, to upbeat music and wild chants and cheers.
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No but the 2 people getting married names are Erik and Valhalla they’re wwe superstars their characters are based off of that they even have Viking entrance that they come out to if anyone is interested in knowing more just thought I should share
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