What is your worst experience with a delivery (lost, wrong address, etc.)?

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This is NOT an April Fool's prank.

Mine is happening right now. Rather than buy a casket from me, a family ordered a casket direct online for delivery to the funeral home (some people choose to do this). Amazon swears the casket was delivered at 9:07 this morning, but it is not here.
In my phone calls to find it, Amazon swears it was delivered and said it might have been placed between doors or in a mailbox. I told them no way possible.
It's a casket. It's bigger than a breadbox: 83" long, 28" wide, weighing 194 pounds. Believe me, it is not in the mailbox or between doors. The lady on the phone had the audacity to ask "are you sure?"
Welcome to my nightmare. Has anyone had a horrific delivery experience?
Amazon in this area misdelivers frequently, but this one takes the prize.

I have no idea what category to stick this in, but I chose "shopping and gifts."
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UPDATE: It has been located, retrieved, and is now here where it is supposed to be.
What is your worst experience with a delivery (lost, wrong address, etc.)?
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