I love the part where he says, "I was hired, that was not part of the deal" lol. That bear is really well mannered, because he is letting people know that he's grabbing a Snickers bar unlike theifs who keep their business clean. I'll join that bear for my shopping so that I can get everything free!
Keep my distance. I'm tiny lol, compared to a lot of people already, but especially to a 500 lb beast! Haha. I'd be at the mercy of that bear and I'll be on the phone with Animal Services faster than you can eat a Clondike Bar! 😉 Or at least ask them what they'd do with it haha.
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My answer would really depend on whether my wife and kids are with me or not. If they aren't I'd just try to keep space and slowly back away. If they're near a bear, I'm going to try to draw it away from them even though that'll only likely give them a few more seconds, and handgun rounds will do very little to it even if I shoot it in the chest and head repeatedly. Though most likely I wouldn't have much time to do so as they can move very fast when they want to.
We only have black bears down here, and very few at that, so that's something that's very novel to worry about, snakes, possums, racoons, turtles or the such are more likely to wander inside some way.
Be VERY confused because as far as I knew, bears aren’t really a thing here 🫣
m I would maneuver myself so that the fat family is between me and the bear until I could get the fuck out of the store.
I'm gonna watch him. Dude clearly has some annoying kids with a sweet tooth he gotta deal with. Man just wants to shut em up so he's resorting to stealing. Lmao I feel bad for him
If it's at my local Walmart, then I'm grabbing a bow from sporting goods and taking it out. Better to be arrested for stealing a bow then to be eaten by a bear.
I'll go to the meat section and start throwing him some steaks and chopmeat. Lead him right out the door
I don't own one gun... aaaand I ain't playing dead, or I will be dead.
Welcome, Yogi. Of course, I'll get you some picnic baskets and charge it to the Yellowstone account. I'm surprised Boo-boo is not with you.
Use it as an excuse to steal and get out of the store
I am an wild animal whisperer, but never anything that BIG! Somewhere in Florida is my friend, Pete the Pelican!
Hide/go somewhere safe.
I would shit my pants!!!
Try to get out of there.
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