Would you choose the Bear?

[supercutebutt]

You are in the woods. Who do you choose? VOTE!

I'm a lady choosing bear.

I'm a lady choosing man.

I'm a man choosing bear.

I'm a man choosing lady.

I'm a gay man choosing bear.

It's boys night with the bear. Sorry, girls!

My sweetie and me and bear makes three!

[82lynx]

I choose the Bear because flocks of birds don’t stand a chance against four Kuznetsov NK-12 turboprop engines with co-axial contra-rotating propellers. That’s a grand total of 32 propeller blades.

[supercutebutt]

So many blades :(

[DryGermanGuy]

As a German, I have to choose the HARIBO Bear!

[PeachyPie93]

I choose the guy, I had wayyyyy too many nightmares about getting my neck ripped out by a bear that I rather not go down that path lol

[Anonymous]

I would shoot the bear with my rifle. And nod to the man...

[supercutebutt]

Sure thing, Kristi Noem.

[Opinion Owner]

But only if the bear was acting threatening. Often they just want to be left alone. Mainly it could be a problem if there were cubs around.

[Opinion Owner]

No. If I am in bear country, I will be armed or at a minimum have bear mace. It's common sense.

[Friendlybro79]

Suggested option to update and break the Internet with a third option

Man in a Bear suit?

I think it is a valid option

[supercutebutt]

You are in the woods. You are alone. Would you rather encounter a real bear or a man in a bear costume? ↗

[laly520]

I picked the guy over the bear because I know my guy would protect me from the bear

[supercutebutt]

Well in this scenario, you are alone in the woods. Your boo isn't there. Would you rather encounter a man you don't know or a bear?

[laly520]

a bear
at least I would have a chance to get away from the bear instead of a stranger guy, I've encountred many twisted evil guys throughout my life n won't risk it ever again
the only 2 guys I would trust with my life r my father n my fiance n thats it

[supercutebutt]

Yup. When the former President brags about sexually assaulting females, you know we have a serious problem :(

[laly520]

indeed n that hurts lot

[handsomelad70]

"Boys' night with the bear?" That bear wouldn't care if you're a boy or a girl !!!

[handsomelad70]

As a 100% straight man, I gotta say that boy's got good legs !!!

[PA19062024]

You think you would have a chance to get away from the bear? Do you know how FAST those things can run? And they can climb trees too, so you wouldn't be safe up there either.

[laly520]

I'd rather die quickly than survive n keep on suffering

[PA19062024]

It wouldn't be a quick death. It would be a very slow and painful one. Bears, unlike lions, don't kill their prey before eating them.

[laly520]

it would be quick for me
I know well my body capacities

[handsomelad70]

"Boo?" In this case, would he be "Boo Boo?"

[TommyMountainFigure]

A well mannered bear, such as Paddington or Boo Boo could join our picnic.. Maybe at a stretch, Yogi too providing he behaved himself!

[dustybiker2]

Kung fu panda

[TommyMountainFigure]

@dustybiker2 Ok, just as long as you vouch for him :P

[dustybiker2]

I don't think my insurance will cover him. The fine print is pretty clear.

[TommyMountainFigure]

@dustybiker2 What about that paw print clause?

[dustybiker2]

•flips through paperwork•

[HawkPerception]

I'm choosing the girl every time haha. By the way you're pretty good at AI generation prompting

[jamesgoldman]

I'll take a bear, death beat prison Everytime yakno

[shortster]

Those are some funny ai pics. I am choosing the lady; sorry bear.

[AngryCarl]

AI thinks a bear has 6 claws on each paw. This is what you get when you hire liberal developers!

[supercutebutt]

Yeah but if they were conservative developers, the bears would have orange skin and have stupid looking hair and they'd be raping and grabbing pussy 😞

[Anonymous]

Choosing bear simply cause I'd love to see one up close and maybe pet one of them as they are my favourite animal.

[Anonymous]

Don’t take offense but what a dumb question.

out of all the questions in existence, this question came to mind!

[supercutebutt]

Listen up, buster, this question is the hottest of questions on the internet. Most women would rather meet a bear in the woods than a man. And you can google it.

[Opinion Owner]

If you knew the answer, why ask!..
Listen up, ball buster.
You need to ask better questions, this platform doesn’t pay to ask with an answer

[dustybiker2]

It's hilarious. @supercutebutt is a gag staple. Chill man.

[supercutebutt]

I agree with @dustybiker2. It's chilling time for @madlc.

[Opinion Owner]

Am I going to get paid for it?👀

[dustybiker2]

Nope. But you are making a public fool of yourself.

[dustybiker2]

It's nice to have fun Q's to break up the monotony

[Opinion Owner]

@dustybiker2 says the person who likes to ask dumb questions.

[dustybiker2]

Keep going bud. You just flipped to probably getting frozen for a bit. Enjoy your mandatory chill.

[Opinion Owner]

@dustybiker2 I’m done here, It doesn’t take a lot of time for me to get bored from the female versions of a fat Mod or what they call them.

[9in_Serpent]

Does the bear have a really big penis?

[supercutebutt]

I don't think you would know at first because of all the hair.

[9in_Serpent]

I can't make a decision without this crucial information 😭

[SamIam96]

When the bear got happy, God knows what might emerge. I'm sure it will be interesting. He's got 6 fingers and the girl's left hand is on her right arm.

[supercutebutt]

You have a 50% chance of encountering a lady bear. So don't go into the woods expecting penis.

[9in_Serpent]

Hmmm that is in interesting prospect if it is a lady bear it would technically be a fmf… 🤤

[Apple1996]

Bears are so cute 🐻

[Jerre]

I’ll take the lady

[Jerre]

@supercutebutt Thank you for the Like! Hard to believe you used a bear and not Trump. But, it would not have affected my choosing a lady.

[supercutebutt]

Would you rather encounter the real Trump, who is guaranteed to grab your privates, or an impersonator wearing a Trump costume who calls you Sleepy Jerre?

[Jerre]

I’d rather you grab my privates

[dustybiker2]

Bear hugs are the best.

[Jennz6]

I’m not choosing the bear 🐻

[Serkee]

Yes, but only because I'm a bear hunter.

[supercutebutt]

Do you hunt them for romantic encounters? Like there was a guy in my residence hall who was always on the lookout for romance so we called him the babe hunter.

[legalboxers]

Whats this bear stuff...

[butterly248]

I keep seeing this question. What's ot about?

[supercutebutt]

If you are walking alone in the woods, which would you rather encounter: a man you don't know or a bear?

[supercutebutt]

www.usatoday.com/.../

[JamesRandiDebates]

When did this nonsense become popular?

[Anonymous]

Have you people seen The Revenant?

[exitseven]

whats the deal with a bear anyway?

[Vegasrunner]

How hot is the girl?

[supercutebutt]

You see the pictures. VOTE!

[Vegasrunner]

@supercutebutt Lol, that's not a photo of a real woman. If the woman was hot, the woman if not the bear

[sirderpsalot123]

No, I don't want to die

[dustybiker2]

You ate no fun.

[dustybiker2]

Leaving the typo

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 the entire debate is stupid and was only started to hate on men lol

[dustybiker2]

I think it was started to spread the love of bears.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 no lol it was started to make men (normal men who aren't raping/killing women) ask what we can do to make women feel safer around us, and the only way to do that would be if we sacrificed our freedom and went out and killed all of the bad men. Not really a reasonable ask. Since there isn't a solution, men are just supposed to feel like shit for being men lol

I do love bears tho

[dustybiker2]

Look at my neighbor. How quickly that went south for her last weekend by boyfriend just adding drugs. Bears do not do drugs. And this is a good question to point these things out.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 point it out to who? Who is the target audience? Men who don't rape and kill women or the men who do? Because there's only so much men who aren't part of the problem can do and I doubt the bad men care that women feel safer around bears. If anything they probably find it hilarious.

[dustybiker2]

I think it points out how vulnerable woman feel.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 right and they want men to hate themselves and feel guilty for the actions of some men lol

[dustybiker2]

I don't think so. Just be aware.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 like we aren't constantly reminded of it lol

[dustybiker2]

It does make a good statement though.
Makes you wonder what the ratio would be if asked back in the 1950's. Woman would all chose men out of fear of being openly honest.

[supercutebutt]

@dustybiker2 is right about the the olden days. People were afraid to be honest. But also, to say that bears don't do drugs is only partly accurate. True, they don't actively seek out drugs like some people do. But if a person leaves drugs in the woods, a bear might be curious to try. Remember Cocaine Bear?

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 true

@supercutebutt you beat me to it lol I was going to bring up cocaine bear

[dustybiker2]

Oh, yes. Cocaine bear.

[Pupweb]

🐻..

[Babygirl_S]

Man..