Guys, if you were romping in the forest... would you rather run into a strange woman or a bear?

[DishLady]

Posting this one because I'm worn out from the recent bout of man-bear posts...

Guys, choose wisely.

(I personally would probably choose the bear in the bear-woman scenario. While I consider myself a feminist, I'm also a realist and some women today are frankly tooo much -- "extra"? Yes... Extra.)

Woman

Bear

[FenixG45]

Woman, obviously. Bear encounters are unlikely to be very pleasant!

[Longshank]

She may like it and watch us! That’s more fun in my opinion 😀

[DishLady]

😂😂😂

[Longshank]

Thought you would like that 🤣

[Longshank]

And you need to follow me back lol!

[Zenpanda]

I choose the woman personally.
Help in a survival scenario is always useful and someone to talk to is good for morale.
However it's a double edged sword.
Because that same woman might initially fear me, due to me of course being a man they don't know.
Basically by me chosing the woman I take away the woman's choice of the bear.
I know it's hypothetical, but that's how I think.
As for the logic in my mind on all scenarios

Woman:
Man vs bear= bear
Woman vs bear= personal preference
Gay man vs bear= gay man

Man:
Man vs bear= bear
Woman vs bear= woman
Gay man vs bear= personal preference

Young child (unable to fend for themselves) :
Man vs bear= man
Woman vs bear= woman
Gay man vs bear= gay man

[236color]

A woman or a Black Bear are fine. Grizzlies or Polar bears, I'd rather the woman.

[Juxtapose]

A woman. We'll get along and work together unless she's some sort of asshole. The bear meanwhile is a huge carnivore who even Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson combined could not face. You need high caliber ammunition to deal with bears.

[NathanDavis]

wait wait, wait...

within this context... romping means what exactly?

[gorydetails]

You have to be a supreme idiot to pick "bear" in either scenario.

[Anonymous]

I'd rather meet the bear. You know exactly what to expect, and if you survive the encounter no beat ever accused the guy that the encounter was non-consensual ten years later...

[Anonymous]

Apparently unlike most women, I will be honest and say I would rather encounter anything but a bear.

The dishonesty of most women is staggering.

[Anonymous]

Bear, at least I die in brutal minutes as opposed to years in prison

[ClauseJansen]

I wanted you in the forest

[DishLady]

Dude, no.

[ClauseJansen]

You have both