Someone mentioned this a couple weeks ago. Bear is natural. Man is emotional. Bear 1000%.. and I could tickle them. (My theme for the week)
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I’ll take one bear please.
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The question is "be in the woods with a man or a bear" not "be attacked by a man or a bear," but yeah I'd still pick bear. I've already been attacked by a man and would honestly rather just be mauled to death by a bear instead.
Bear is a better story.
I can imagine it somehow feeling safer too because there’s no malice in a bear attack and they are more easily avoided. It’s pretty difficult to avoid people and people are sh*tty.Some bears you can play dead with and they'll leave you alone but if you do that with a man attacking or trying to rape you, he'd still rape.
honestly that's the same level of threat in my head and even if by attack you mean literal attack, an animal would probably be more humane than a psycho in the woods
I actually totally understand the thought process there. Bears mostly don't mess with people unless you do something to endanger them or their cubs.
Humans are a more deceptive and dangerous species though.
The question is which would you rather come across when you are lost in the woods. It never gave any guarantee that either is going to attack.
If the one who answers the question thinks one is going to attack that was their assumption to make.
who the fuck would choose a bear
10000% bear! A man will ruin my life if he attacked me. The worst thing a bear can do is kill me
more likely bear, can't negotiate with bear like some human cultures.
Whoever voted for the bear option is clearly mentally deficient.
not in my woods. unless the bear is gay. that happens here in our liberal area
I know what a bear does in the woods , not so sure about a man.
Poll created and answered by a bunch of idiots who have never been outside.
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I'll go with the bear
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bear
with no doubt, less animalistic
Bear is a the logical answer
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