Attacked by bear in woods or a man in the woods?

[OddBeMe]

Per infamous TikTok poll…women are choosing a bear.

Man attacking

Bear

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www.tiktok.com/.../7361774533713448238

[dustybiker2]

Someone mentioned this a couple weeks ago. Bear is natural. Man is emotional. Bear 1000%.. and I could tickle them. (My theme for the week)

[dustybiker2]

I wonder if the would back off if you grabbed their nuts. Not that a bear attack is sexual. Just a thought.

@sirderpsalot123 picked this up in any of your late-night bear obsessed delirium?

[sirderpsalot123]

You're crazy for taking a chance with a bear lol you have a chance of fighting off/running away from a man. You're fucked if a bear attacks you

[sirderpsalot123]

But I did see a video once of a bear getting hit in the nuts and it seemed like he felt it lol so maybe

[dustybiker2]

We had this discussion, Derp.
Man attacking is less likely to be swayed than a bear. A bear still values its life and has survival instincts. You can use tricks to freak a bear out. Men who attack woman are mentally unstable to begin with.
Yeah. If going out in jaws the size of a ripe summer watermelon I'd be reaching for the sack.

[sirderpsalot123]

If you do manage to survive a bear attack you're going to be horribly disfigured

[dustybiker2]

And if you manage to survive rape and torture you're deemed out of the dating pool for life "Who's this crazy woman?" Mentally F-ed.
Bear, any day of the week.

[dustybiker2]

"These are my cool survival scars. Grab a chair it's an awesome story."

[sirderpsalot123]

Fair... I guess.

And about going for the nuts. I'm pretty sure female bears attack humans more than male bears

[dustybiker2]

Sh*t. True.

[dustybiker2]

I'll just have to keep trying my theory until I find a willing male. I'll get back to you in this.

[dustybiker2]

Because this must be shared here
https://youtu.be/8kjY9sKdHlY?si=7Jt7Dko7FRe0Y5wR

[OddBeMe]

Must be an American bear. Where’s bob sagets voice?

[dustybiker2]

lol Agreed

[Bricealan]

@dustybiker2... I doubt you could find the bears nuts in time, before he ate your head? I carry Bear Spray" in my vehicle for the morons on the Freeway. I never see bears on the freewayl

[dustybiker2]

@Bricealan I've been in taekwondo for years. I like my odds.

[electromagnetic]

I’ll take one bear please.

[OddBeMe]

One cute cuddly bear coming up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4E9yrGczbk

[electromagnetic]

See, this is so much for forgiving then finding a random man on a secluded park trail which is pretty much the underline of this question.

[Anonymous]

The question is "be in the woods with a man or a bear" not "be attacked by a man or a bear," but yeah I'd still pick bear. I've already been attacked by a man and would honestly rather just be mauled to death by a bear instead.

[OddBeMe]

The tKTok thing was about attacking men or attacking bear. And women are overwhelmingly choosing bear

Same reason as you. And I don’t blame them.

[Chazmatazz269]

Bear is a better story.
I can imagine it somehow feeling safer too because there’s no malice in a bear attack and they are more easily avoided. It’s pretty difficult to avoid people and people are sh*tty.

[OddBeMe]

Exactly what the TikTok people were arguing.

[Chazmatazz269]

I don’t do tiktok. I have no interest.

[OddBeMe]

Me neither. My wife sent me a kink.

[OddBeMe]

Link and a link

[mandyfire98]

Some bears you can play dead with and they'll leave you alone but if you do that with a man attacking or trying to rape you, he'd still rape.

[OddBeMe]

Also bears don’t turn very well. Tire them out with thick trees.

[mandyfire98]

Unless it's the cocaine bear

[OddBeMe]

Don’t even joke about that.

[DaisyM23]

honestly that's the same level of threat in my head and even if by attack you mean literal attack, an animal would probably be more humane than a psycho in the woods

[ProbablyClueless]

I actually totally understand the thought process there. Bears mostly don't mess with people unless you do something to endanger them or their cubs.

Humans are a more deceptive and dangerous species though.

[Snakeyes7]

The question is which would you rather come across when you are lost in the woods. It never gave any guarantee that either is going to attack.

If the one who answers the question thinks one is going to attack that was their assumption to make.

[MemeSupreme]

who the fuck would choose a bear

[Juxtapose]

That's what I'm thinking..

[OddBeMe]

The tick tok poll was about being r*ped by an attacking man.

“At least a bear would just eat me”

Though they start with the stomach which you might still be alive.

[MemeSupreme]

that's an awful question then

[Juxtapose]

I'm sorry but would you rather have a dick stuck inside you for 15 minutes and you live or would you rather have your insides torn out? Either way, something is going inside of you. I would rather my insides stay on my insides.

[Juxtapose]

@MemeSupreme correct

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose 15 mins? That’s all? Up your game buddy.

[Juxtapose]

@OddBeMe so are you admitting that if you talk about a rapist and their acts you are projecting yourself onto them? Or was this a cheap attempt at deflecting my point by attacking my ego?

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose I’m just saying up your rape game.

[Juxtapose]

Tell that to one of my best friends who called me after she was raped and cried with me. Tell that to her after I went to pick her up after work when she had her seizures, seeing hallucinations of the people that abused her. Tell that to her after she told me that I was one of the only people she could trust. I always respected her personal space.

Your jokes are cheap and unamusing.

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose all snowflake can’t take jokes…. boohoo.

[Juxtapose]

You have freedom of speech to make jokes I don't like and I have freedom of speech to tell you I don't like them. That's how this works.

Snowflakes want to legislate their perceived right to not be offended. You are inaccurate in your assessment.

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose mkay snowflake,

[Juxtapose]

Another cheap deflection to avoid serious discussion. Shameful.

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose “what’s a snowflake” ain’t a serious discussion.

Women being more afraid of men than bears is.

[Juxtapose]

And I was giving my sincere opinions, then you tried to cheapen the discussion by deflecting my point with a bad joke.

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose no you were offering your friends rape story to gain bonus points.

[Juxtapose]

I was making a point to illustrate how you are wrong and you can't handle you are wrong so you are making bad faith, disingenuous assertions against me. And you continue to do so.

[Juxtapose]

You're a bad person.

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose it was a joke and you wanted to take me down a peg using your friends rape story.

I made a rape joke. You used your friend’s horrific trauma to get a win. Who’s better?

[Juxtapose]

It was a cheap attempt at deflecting serious discussion because you were unable to come up with a retort. Then I use a very real experience I experienced to show you how your denigration and my character was wrong.

You trivialized rape and deflected a serious discussion. I was being sincere and proved you wrong. Who's better?

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose sincere and using your friend to win an argument.

[Juxtapose]

It's a valid example that proved you wrong.

Cope & seethe.

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose mkay, send to your friend to see how her trauma was used like tokens by you.

[Juxtapose]

@OddBeMe I have already explicitly gotten her permission to talk about her to people that I am confident she will never have to meet face to face. I have her full permission to save whatever I want about her to you.

[Juxtapose]

Her attitude is: "if it doesn't come back to me, I don't care."

You will never know her name, her location or ever speak to her.

[Juxtapose]

How does it feel to keep losing to me so badly in this discussion?

[OddBeMe]

Yawn

[MemeSupreme]

OddBeMe won

shorter responses & used his opponent's argument against them = less time wasted

[OddBeMe]

I always told him to be more concise.

[Juxtapose]

I don't care about "winning", I was right and called you out.

[Juxtapose]

This isn't a game, that's sick.

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose ok, so you don’t want to “win”, you just want to be “right”…. gotcha.

[Juxtapose]

I am sure the people who thought the earth was flat thought they were winners too.

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose They’re still around. Ask them. And whether they vax.

[Juxtapose]

Point is, popularity is not a measure of truth.

[OddBeMe]

@Juxtapose that is true. It’s the fallacy of popularity.

[Apple1996]

10000% bear! A man will ruin my life if he attacked me. The worst thing a bear can do is kill me

[strateguy632]

more likely bear, can't negotiate with bear like some human cultures.

[Juxtapose]

Whoever voted for the bear option is clearly mentally deficient.

[OddBeMe]

Whoever hats to be raped.

[Sevenpointfive]

not in my woods. unless the bear is gay. that happens here in our liberal area

[exitseven]

I know what a bear does in the woods , not so sure about a man.

[gorydetails]

Poll created and answered by a bunch of idiots who have never been outside.

[OddBeMe]

We have you who’s never been with a woman. But do tell about the outside!

[NathanDavis]

I'll go with the bear

[laly520]

bear

with no doubt, less animalistic

[Anonymous]

Bear is a the logical answer

[Opinion Owner]

Ignore the random a