You are in the woods. You are alone. Would you rather encounter a real bear or a man in a bear costume?

[supercutebutt]

By popular demand, here is the ultimate question to break the internet. VOTE BELOW!

I'm going with the man in the costume.

I'll take the real bear.

[Daniela1982]

Certainly not THIS!!

[Anonymous]

The woman in the main picture probably never had sex in doggy style because anyone who would sleep with her wouldn't take the chance to miss out looking her face and eating her boobs.

[supercutebutt]

Probably.

[HelpfulWoman]

blue anon's response is why people be choosing bear. ew, and over ai too XD

[KrakenAttackin]

Anon... bro, that chick has been fucked six ways from Sunday.

[Opinion Owner]

@HelpfulWoman Ai has taken it to the next level, ai has mastered the study of human sex xD

[Opinion Owner]

@KrakenAttackin probably more

[HelpfulWoman]

XD XD ah. a troll. fair enough

[KrakenAttackin]

Op... Agreed.

[supercutebutt]

@KrakenAttackin The woods lady does have an ample bosom.

[KrakenAttackin]

@supercutebutt. Her bosom is deserving of a full load.

[mobiusforniner]

In Soviet Russia, you don’t have right to bear arms. You have right to ENTIRE BEAR

[purplepoppy]

Real bear not one of those furry perverts. A bear in a human suit would be cool, I wonder why it's never been done.

[Alwayreckles93]

A real bear. I have learn humans are way more dangerous than animals. Animals have more love and compassion then humans.

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Man..

I can at least negotiate with him.

[handsomelad70]

Not with some men, you couldn't.

[Pohjolan]

I certainly do not hope to encounter a man in a bear costume during bear season.

[KrakenAttackin]

When I go camping I always have my 7" S&W.44 magnum with hard cast bear rounds, so I don't mind coming across either.

[supercutebutt]

A struggle ensues. The bear or the man in the bear suit successfully wrestles the gun away from you. Now who do you choose?

[KrakenAttackin]

I throw the man-bear over the nearest stump and BRUTALLY sodomise him to establish dominance. Problem solved.

[supercutebutt]

Oh wow. OK. Well I once saw a movie where a man in the woods encountered another man but nobody was impersonating a bear. It was 100% pig-themed. 🐷 There was romance with squealing and everything.

[KrakenAttackin]

@supercutebutt. "To got a real purty mouth boy"!

[Amy10223]

I’ll take the human. I’m terrified of bears.

[Ms_Facesitter]

Horrifying, but I'll take the man in the costume. Easier to run from.

[Nikki1989]

The behaviour of a real bear is far more predictable than most men, so the choice is obvious.

[JamesCarringtonB]

I would prefer a girl in a bear suit and with a bare butt

[Apple1996]

I'm not into furries

[SeriouslyNotSerious]

Hmm.. depends on the guy. 🤔😂

[supercutebutt]

You won't know him. He will be a stranger in a bear costume.

[Jennz6]

Man in costume

[NetherlandsNar]

I'd prefer @supercutebutt

[Jennz6]

Me too

[dustybiker2]

Just keep pushing men... see what happens. 🤣

[dustybiker2]

I think the man in the costume bear is too distracted by the real bears wondering what the F he is.

[dustybiker2]

I'll just film it.

[Iron_Man]

I would rather encounter you

[supercutebutt]

That's a given. :)

[on_my_knees]

It depends. Is he wearing a tank top?

[supercutebutt]

I doubt it.

[on_my_knees]

He doesn't exercise his right to bear arms?

[supercutebutt]

I get it. It's a play on words!

[andy5686]

I would like to meet you :)

[supercutebutt]

In a bear costume?

[andy5686]

If you're the one who will come out of the costume, yes :)

[CubaPirate]

No e of the above

[supercutebutt]

You must vote.

[Jennz6]

@supercutebutt vote for who?

[supercutebutt]

@Jennz6 the man in the costume or the real bear.

[Jennz6]

The man in the costume, I voted