14 Situations That Are Too Real If You Drink

[Anonymous]

1. Telling everyone that you love them

You start making big declarations of love to your friends, telling them how much you love them. You’re made of love, and you’re ready to marry anyone in that bar. You even start hugging strangers.

2. Promising weird things to your friends

You promise to be there for them, no matter what, whether it's helping them hide drugs, kill someone or kidnap a llama...

3. Texting your ex

It's a classic! Who hasn't already done that? You can’t help it, you often have this moment of weakness when you drink, you start thinking about your ex, the happiness you had together and you often end up texting them to let them know that you still think of them. Thank you alcohol...

4. And suddenly, you start crying when you realize your mistake

This is probably the most embarrassing moment of the night and when you start sobering up a little. But when you realize what you did and see the look on friends faces regarding the numbers of texts you sent, you start drinking again!

5. Drinking pure vodka ... and get sick.

When you drink, you should also enjoy it. So having cocktails seems to be smarter than having shots on shots of vodka or other strong spirits that will make you downright sick. But you end up doing it to get drunk faster hoping that you won’t regret it later.

6. Confiding in strangers.

Then, there is also a moment when you need to talk. But as your best friend is busy flirting, you suddenly become friends with someone whose name you don’t even remember. He doesn’t know you, you don’t know him but you start to love him with passion and to tell him your whole life.

7. Having no filter

You reach that point where you start saying what you think of others. You’re endowed with an amazing repartee. And the next morning, you start regretting a little the things that you’ve said that were maybe too direct and sometimes even mean. You promise yourself that you won’t do it again. But guess what? You do it again!

8. Making stupid mistakes.

We've all done that too. You know, this embarrassing moment when you tell your best friend that their boyfriend or girlfriend is cheating on them. You start telling secrets that you shouldn’t be sharing…Oops!

9. Thinking that you’re a stunt double.

All of a sudden you think of yourself as a professional stunt double and start climbing anything and everything. Whether it is a floor lamp, a bench, tables...You will probably end up injuring yourself, but you can’t help it, you're sure to be invincible.

10. “Dancing”

When you get too drunk, and you start thinking that you can dance better than Beyoncé or Usher... But no. People will think that you’re imitating chickens or ducks rather than dancing. Word of advice, you should avoid dancing after that 4th drink!

11. Flirting with someone you don’t find attractive.

You’ll regret it very deeply the next morning, especially when the person you flirted with sends you tons of texts over the next days. The good resolution? Stop flirting when you’re too drunk to differentiate a person from a broom!

12. Sharing an embarrassing post

It happened to all of us at least once. This moment where you publish a status or share a picture on Facebook to tell the world that you’re having fun like crazy and that you’re also very drunk. All while making big typos! The best thing to do in these moments is to have your cellphone confiscated for the entire night.

13. Making too much noise at home

You try to not wake your parents, your roommates or your partner. You think that you’re very quiet and that no one heard you. Yet, you manage to wake up the whole house!

14. Eating anything and everything.

You usually get very hungry by the end of the night. So, you’re ready to eat anything. Literally anything. You eat the weirdest things at 4 in the morning. Even if you don't remember it the next morning, your stomach will!

[Anonymous]

so true