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Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

@AbdKilani Thanks for inspiring another Mytake!!
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You are free to do it, and introduce other of yourself
As for the pics, it is just an extra , you are free to do it.

I want to ask many people to do this , I have to dare them to do it :

@AngelicSin
@Penelope_
@LegateLanius
@Seeyouaround
@DizzyDesii
@VaIiant
@Hapinus
@ThePundertaker
@AlexEfron
@Whatthefluff
@Jjpayne
@Jemini_Crocket
@xTom98

Ok so lets start with my hid"e" picture

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

Ooooh! It's blurry too!! Awesome!! So me, who am me...

Ok, I am Johnathan James Payne, I was born in Condell Medical Hospital in Libertyville IL on February 2nd of 1984

I was in and out of schools because of hyperactivity, they did not know what to do with me, med changes etc... pretty crazy childhood but funny enough a happy one filled with libraries, parks, Six Flags, Movie Stores and games. and a crap ton of big bulky made in china toys..

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

The Christmas tree was always full every year of light up guitars and toys I was such a happy kid! I wished I still looked as cute as I did back then....

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

and I really had fun with our pet ferrets we had over the years, the last ones we had are here

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

That is ferra and Gawrdo Two cute little guys or rather a guy and a little girl. Believe it or not that little girl was trouble! She would crawl into the top of the closet all by her self both little guys loved to steal things, they stole stuff all the time... anything they could carry in their mouth this included remote controls.. .. but they are little cancer machines unfortunately, we lost at least one to cancer, because of not keeping them on a very strict ferret diet! Believe me, the next time I get these little guys I am taking notes because I am getting it right this next time around. Hard part is they love sugar, and it is so bad for them... but they were also stealing candy and hiding it too.... like I said different the second time around...

But back to my story... I kind lived a sheltered childhood and was away at special schools, I also got taken away from my parents because no school would take me... but thankfully one school did, the last and final one... but it was all the way the city.. so I had friends but they were only in the city and not at home. So a lot of time by myself... in a rough neighborhood from what I heard our apartment complex was so full of bad activity that it was strongly rumored that a police station was on the grounds and to this day, I have not heard one deny it, and in fact someone probably at one point confirmed it.. but all that to say..

I have had a rough childhood hood leading up to now. Special schools and things my whole life has made me a really unique out of the box person. For better and for worse... Overall I have a strong love for pop culture

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne


Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

Just a huge fan of movies, tv shows, video games, board games, commercials, toys, music, etc... I just fall in love with the whole history of it..

I am also currently going to Southern Illinois University Carbondale online

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

Getting into hospitality

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

So we will see where that goes as long as I can past accounting this semester...

but I am a goofy guy that is basically a big kid and I just want to enjoy doing fun stuff like comic con some day and Disney World would be so cool to do to!!!

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

There is so much to describe about myself it is difficult I also like to write as I have written before and my gag poem was just a small piece of the stuff I do...

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

I have so many things I can say about myself, do I have a darkside?, well doesn't everybody... I suppose part of my darkside is simply getting involved in the all the gag questions I mean, all of these questions are not exactly PG all the time, they are straight up adult stuff and stuff that my friends and family would not exactly understand and I do have adult thoughts... it happens, i'm human.. but I really do look forward to finding my bestfriend for life... anyways..

two final bits, I consider myself a Christian and I have a roommate in the village of round lake park IL exciting stuff!!

here's me with my mask off

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne

Shocking right!! I am a cartoon in real life!!! I suppose the one advantage is I will never age! Am I right?

alright so that's kind of me in a nutshell at the moment... and yeah... that's me!

Myself, the real, the one, the only, Johnathan James Payne aka Jjpayne
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