Reality Check for Short Girls

It's stupid to ask which is better.
It's stupid to ask which is better.

DISCLAIMER: This is my first time writing a myTake in a savage tone 😅 so please give your feedback on how you like it and if there is any other way that I can improve, cause I don't expect it to be good the first time. If I end up being hurtful or offensive then please point it out. I have zero tolerance for haters but I'm always open to constructive criticism.

Let's begin! 🔥🔥

So I read this myTake...

and this is for every short girl who thinks the same way.

Why Short Girls Are The Best

Reality Check for Short Girls

If you didn't read it and you don't have the patience to read it now, then basically this short girl was talking about why she loves being short and how it is so, SO much better than being tall. I'm damn sure that during the time she wrote this myTake, there was a tall girl in her life whom she envies like hell (it's most likely that her crush/ex is dating a tall girl), and tried to heavily compensate for her short height so much, she is way higher above the clouds now ☁️☁️ and thinks that she can look down at the tall girls on earth and be like "AHAHAHA SUCKERS, I AM BETTER THAN Y'ALL"... oh sorry, wait, you can't even reach the top shelf without a tall person's help. **rolls eyes**

Reality Check for Short Girls

'I am so short I can't reach the light switch. Help me with carrying this dictionary pweez cause I'm petite and can't handle heavy stuff. A guy could break me like a twig instantly. I am so cute and small, hehe, gib mi luvs.' NO YOU ARE NOT CUTE, YOU ARE FUCKING USELESS AND CAN'T DO YOUR OWN SHIT. 😡

Being short is not an excuse for sitting on your ass all day like a Japanese doll, expecting tall guys to volunteer to help your non-existent-above-the-clouds highness. They got better things to do in life! I mean, if I was a tall guy I would to be way more scared to approach a small girl like that compared to an 'intimidating' tall girl cause I could just grab her waist and end up breaking her backbone. I could lift her in the air and she would fly off to space and I'd never find her again! However, that's not the big concern. The main question is, did she even hit puberty? 🤔 Girl, standing b10wj0b$ isn't your thing. Go back to drinking your feeding bottle of milk 🍼 until you learn that you could just stand on a chair or something to reach the top shelf, and you could do pushups at home to get stronger. 😒 I'm 5'2.5" tall (half-an-inch shorter than the myTake writer) and I lift heavier than my brother can. I go the bazar with my dad and carry heavy bags of onions. So you got NO EXCUSES.

There are guys who love short girls, true. But I wonder how many guys would appreciate that level of arrogance and self-conceit. You know issa big turn-off for men when you bash others, right? 😑😑 There are tall guys who would want you for your height and support your thoughts (ESPECIALLY ON G@G) because you both share that insecurity in common. Not to treat you like a queen sweetie, they just wanna stroke their own ego to feel like the big boss one-and-only almighty king. 💪 There's nothing cool about it.

Gotta love a big man making me his puppet-cum-maid!
Gotta love a big man making me his puppet-cum-maid!

For anyone who has the time, check out this myTake if you didn't read it yet. I love it!

A Response To: “Why Short Girls Are The Best”

I hope I could give my message through this post, and again, don't take the tone of my words seriously. Like I said, I wrote it this way to do something a bit different. It's my first time doing this, sorry if it was bad. I thought I should give the writer of the first myTake linked a chance to reply, so I kept anonymous option on, don't misuse it. Don't forget, I am a short girl myself writing this. And as always: Thanks for reading, you are awesome. :)

P.S. Some people are thinking that I am mad at short girls. Lol I am not. I am 5'2.5" so I am short too. If you aren't the girl with a superior complex because of your height, then this myTake was not for you. It was only for the ones who are arrogant and bashing tall girls.

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