Can you choose up to seven special perks given to you, based on who you already are?

Which seven will you choose?
Which seven will you choose?

Here's an old Reddit post I did. This is the remastered version of that for GirlsAskGuys.

You get these perks based solely on you being you! These apply only to those reading this post! You can choose up to seven of these, but only if they apply to you. Please let us know what you picked.

Choose up to a maximum of seven (7) different perks you qualify for.

PHYSICAL/SIZE
PHYSICAL/SIZE

1. If you're a short adult/not-tall in stature (under 6'0"/183 cm if male, under 5'7"/170 cm if female), you to reset your height completely and choose whatever height you can possibly desire, up to 240 centimeters, or eight feet tall maximum, or as short as 55 centimeters, or 1 foot tall minimum.

2. If you are medically overweight by at least 30 pounds, you get to instantly lose up to 10% maximum of your body weight in excess fat. It will be as if you have done two to three months worth of cardio exercise.

3. If you are not well-endowed; as in, have a penis less than seven inches in length, less than six inches in circumference, or you're smaller than D cup breasts as a woman, you get to change the size of your penis or breasts to whatever you want. Within reason that is. Up to ten inches in length, up to eight inches in circumference, or up to a K cup female bust.

ETHNICITY
ETHNICITY

4. If you're a black or Asian, you get super-enhanced seduction skills and charisma towards the desired sex, along with any confidence needed for the tasks.

5. If you're white, Indian, or Hispanic, you get enhanced public speaking skills and will never fear speaking to or being in any crowds.

6. If you're not white, black, Hispanic, Indian or Asian, or you're mixed, you get enhanced confidence and boosted self-esteem.

SOCIAL/ROMANCE
SOCIAL/ROMANCE

7. If you've been single for two years or longer and looking for a romantic partner or desire one, you instantly get one page of information on who in the world is your perfect ideal match right now. Includes full name, a recent photo, age, height, occupation, home country and state, three of their favorite things, and email address if they have one. They also receive the same information about you, along with a note explaining to them how you are their most compatible partner on Earth. Specific location, address, phone number, workplace and personal details are not shared.

8. If you have no friends at all, you instantly get to meet your most compatible new best friend of the same gender and homeland as you. This person will be who you have the most in common with and the most likely to share a bonding friendship with. They'll always only be the same sex as you, however.

9. If you have a child that has told you that they love you, unprompted and of their own accord, within the last ten days, you get a free upgrade to your house in whatever you desire. Up to 50% of the home's value.

INCOME/SALARY
INCOME/SALARY

10. If you earn less than $40,000 USD a year, you win a free car or motor vehicle equivalent to - but not priced more than - your yearly salary before taxes. You get to choose from qualifying new and pre-owned models. Insurance is also free for one year.

11. If you earn less than $50,000 USD a year working 30 hours a week or more, you get an automatic job interview with a receptive employer for your dream career's industry in two weeks time. You are not guaranteed the job though and must display merit, but the spot is open for you if you can ace the interview and simply not come off incompetent or unfit for the position on even a basic level. (You'll have to try hard to screw this up.)

12. If you're involuntarily unemployed right now, with at least a four college degree, and have been for 30 days or longer, you instantly get $50,000 cash. No, you can't quit your job right now and get it.

13. If you're involuntarily unemployed right now, with a Masters degree or PhD, and have been for 30 days or longer, you instantly get $100,000 cash. No, you can't quit your job right now and get it.

14. If you've willingly and by your own accord, ever donated to any charity at least three times in the past five years, you instantly win $75,000 cash with the caveat that you have to donate at least 10% of it to a charity of your choice.

AGE
AGE

15. If you're in-between the ages of 18 to 36, any college debt or student loans you have is instantly eliminated. Only applies to undergraduate degrees.

16. If you're between the ages of 25 to 40, any negative fitness, health or weight problems you have are reset, giving you a second chance at healthy living. Any positive ones you have remain.

17. If you're 40 or older, you gain seven years back on your life, essentially de-aging by seven years and becoming slightly healthier in the process.

18. If you're a woman under 35, your menstrual cycles permanently become near painless and are easy to endure. Only applies to biological ("cis") women.

HEALTH
HEALTH

19. If you are tobacco and marijuana free, have never taken any illegal/street drugs, and drink less than 13 ounces of alcohol a week, you instantly get five extra years added to your life! Excluding any unforeseen accidents, world-ending disasters, or suicide.

20. If you have been a vegetarian/vegan for six months or longer, you permanently gain an immunity to carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide. You can also gain sleep energy by absorbing the sun's rays, reducing how many hours of sleep you need to be recharged by half.

21. If you have a debilitating illness or disease, such as cancer, you get to instantly be healed of it immediately! Applies only to deadly, life-threatening illnesses.

LIFESTYLE
LIFESTYLE

22. If you're a regularly creative or artistic person, you will have your true creative potential unlocked and your artistic talent maximized, allowing you to create at your top skill level. Many, if not most people, will be impressed by what you produce and recognize you as a talented artist.

23. If you have more than three total months of any martial arts or hand-to-hand combat training, you get super enhanced agility athleticism, equivalent to several years of daily parkour and cardio training. You also can instantly become an expert in your trained martial art.

24. If you've volunteered for anything for free in the last two months; you get all of your home, car, phone, internet, cable and utility bills paid off, for a year.

MENTAL
MENTAL

25. If you have certain diagnosed mental health conditions (depression, anxiety, bipolar, OCD, BDD, etc.), you are given a wonder drug made from otherworldly natural ingredients to help you recover much faster than usual, though some minor effort is still needed on your part. Some mental health conditions cannot be helped by this wonder drug, though.

26. If you have legitimate gender dysphoria and age 18 or older, you get to instantly transform into the desired sex. The change is biological and genetic, down to the DNA and chromosomes. Meaning transwomen become "cis-women" and trans-men become "cis-men." No more "trans" status.

27. If have had childhood trauma, such as sexual assault, abusive parents, etc., you get the chance to save twenty people in the world right now going through a similar situation as you did when younger. By a stroke of luck, "bad luck accidents" will happen to their abusers or perpetrators, and the victims will be saved. You won't get to choose the victims; they'll be the closest twenty to match your trauma.

NATIONALITY
NATIONALITY

28. If you're a natural US or Canadian citizen, you're granted the ability to instantly learn a second or third language of your choosing and be fluent in it. You can also learn dead languages like Latin.

29. If you're Mexican, Caribbean, central American, or South American, you become healthier and more relaxed and happy when around plant-life, especially trees. This may affect others around you, as well.

30. If you're African or Egyptian, you never have to worry about starvation or thirst again and can gain bodily nutrition by eating anything, even soil.

31. If you're Middle Eastern or Indian, you gain twice as much durability and endurance to the heat and arid climates. You'll have a higher heat tolerance.

32. If you're Asian or Russian, you gain twice as much durability and endurance to the cold and subfreezing temperatures. You'll have a higher cold tolerance.

33. If you're Australian, Kiwi, or a Pacific islander, you can restore health and become more relaxed during direct exposure to rainfall. The harder the rain, the more beneficial the effects.

34. If you're European, you get one free beer of your choosing. It will be in bottle form.

OTHER
OTHER

35. If you qualify for less than seven perks, you get this one perk: free groceries for a year, valued up to $4,800. ONLY if you can't get seven, though.

Can you choose up to seven special perks given to you, based on who you already are?
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