What are some good and mean comebacks to say when someone calls you short?

[LilShortie]

Ok im verrry short for my age, im 15 and 4'8 in the 10th grade.
And everyone has something to say about my height, and when they do it i dont know what to say back to them. So can youi guys give me so good and mean things to say.

[Anonymous]

ACtually I don't agree with being mean back. It's better not to. If someone is doing it to be mean then they will probably want the reaction anyway and they will get worse. If you don't care what they say they will get bored. Your shorter than them, so what? You are also better than them as you don't go round picking on people. If people just say it to you not being mean just pointing it out you could politely point out to them that a lot of people say that and it's a but boring now. Keep your cool, be happy, hold your head high and smile be confident. The haters want to provoke you, don't feed them gt bring mean back. They will probably laugh it off, make even more fun and realise you are an easy target to provoke about other things. Your shorter than them wow they have got great observation skills, they should put it on their reseme xx

[AJElectric]

Q: Why can't midgets wear tampons? A: Because they keep stepping on the string!

Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt.

-Can you see your feet on your driver's license?

[msg812]

Your question reminded me this commercial. i know it's impossible to do now but i hope you can have ability to do what this girl did to arrogant man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzpmjBcQ_-c

[RationalMale]

Yeah... don't. Look, you're 4'8 (though there are supplements you can take to stimulate growth. My older brother was very short, started taking nutriluteDouble X and protein shakes, and it helped) so trying to be mean and tough isn't going to work. It just won't.

[decemberxblue]

"Good. It shortens the time it'll take to rip your balls off and hand 'em to ya."

Even more humorous saying that to a woman.

[fdgbfdgdf]

Say " I'm not short, just fun sized, while you are just taking up to much space".

[Anonymous]

Welcome to the short world it's difficult down here

[Klaatu51]

that's really sad... i wish i could give you 5"