My friend assumes I’m obsessively religious and I think she likes the fact I can be trusted not to operate by secular motives but her ignorance about my personality has weird side effects. Like she once got me a set of colouring markers and nature images for meditation as a Christmas gift when I have not used markers for art work since age 6 unless it was a school assignment. Another year, she got me a bible word crossword book. Like it’s weird. Just get me some Linder chocolate! Or a bag of raisins! Or a $12.00 poster! Why all this religious stuff that is so hard to find and liked by such a small group of people?
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1. You actually look really pretty/nice today.
2. That shirt/dress/those pants make you look bigger/smaller.
3. When are you due? (Never ask this unless you are 110% sure the woman REALLY IS pregnant!)
4. That actually sounded really smart/good!
5. Wow! That was actually a smart idea/smart thing to say! Or similarly, "wow! You are actually really smart!"
6. You smell better today.
These would all be things most people would take offense too because they sound like low-key insults.
Hmm let me think, telling me that size doesn’t matter when I posted a question on my penis size.
why women can never be honest and admit it, it’s not like we are going to call them names and point fingers, If we did and some do then that person is pathetic and just wanted compliments and attention.
Look size matters we all know that, but the problem is that I asked if they can a feel it or not.
I didn’t say if size is important or not.
they never answer☠️
(Just joking)
"Damn, you lost weight! Now I get to deal with less of you!"
"I cannot fathom the difference in magnitude between your ego and IQ!"
"When I look at a well-oiled bowling lane, I cannot help but think of you! Smooth, slippery and... FLAT."
"You constantly have lightbulbs over your head! Except... they never light up."
"Hey, don't be discouraged! Its 'Garbage Can', not 'Garbage Cannot'!"
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Your boss... "I'm glad you decided to stay home today and get over your cold."
What he's really saying is... "We don't need you. Corporate is cutting 10% of the workforce and you're one of them."
"You're average looking/average height."
Nothing pisses me off more than that. Calling me objectively valueless/useless/insignificant as a human being. It boils my blood and curls my toes even typing this! I'd rather you just spit in my face and insult me, then to call me objectively worthless and say it as if it's any kind of non-insult/offense.
As for everyone else, though...
"You're not as [________] as I thought."
And other such backhanded compliments as those.
Very few things actually. I've routinely, daily... seen women completely accept thug acting dudes on the street telling them to "show me that white ass, ho!"... and keep walking. But I've seen tlregular Joe guys go up to the same kind of women (20-35) to simply ask a question about directions, something about their job, etc... and get a reply that makes a rattlesnake look friendly by comparison. I've had it happen myself. If you don't fit the stereotype... most things you do will be insulting to them. If you do, then pretty much everything you do is a ok.👌
Some the backhanded stuff that was said to me:
Hey there its nice to see you big guy. (You are overweight)
Bless your soul (Imagine this being said in a USA southern draw accent)
I miss seeing your car, hows the old car running? (You drive a POS)
What’s more shocking to me is when the person who is delivering the back handed compliment doesn’t know that they are giving a back handed compliment. It’s really annoying. I just think nothing of them.
Accidentally ask an over weight woman when she is due.
To a woman at a formal gathering, "What a charming dress, darling. Did you make it yourself?"Basically, any compliment can be taken as an insult. It implies you were, at one point, worse off at an earlier time and that the person giving you the compliment is noticing your improved state from your previously flawed one.
The classic southern "Bless your heart!" Which sounds nice, but it basically means you're a mess.
That looks good (slight pause) on you.
You aren't THAT fat.
„You’re actually very nice in person!“
(from the movie U. S. Marshals)Your pretty strong for a girl/woman
This one does my nut.Had someone say to me "I'm usually not into black girls, but I do think you're cute." 😒
Did you have surgery? You don’t look like a troll anymore
After getting a draw with an IM (International Master) in chess, "You're smarter than you look."
You're so smart/pretty/handsome for a (insert pop culture or racial stereotype)
Wow! You have changed a lot and come so far... Like from what bitch?
Mostly anything if it was told not by doctor or s/o. I had co-workers, other cunts, they used to tell the covert Insults, which apears as compliment.
"You got a nice beard, it takes your eyes off your underbite"
When they compliments you but then it followed with an “even though you’re...” 🤣
I would honestly cried (from happiness) if someone told me that they thought I had lost so much weight
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