Someone spits on your face, How do you react?

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MelbaB · Accepted Answer

If it's a woman I'll do what the poster @DontDropit said and be like ''I'm gonna rip your hair out''. That line was quote from the movie Ever After when the mean step-sister mocked cinderella (Danielle) about her mother being dead after she's caught trying to put on the mother's dress.

If it's a guy, I'll punch the hell out of him and get ready to bodyslam him or tackle him to the ground. I'm not the average shorter Jane with no fighting skills. Hell hope. I'm what some call one of the few girls and wrestling (as well weight lifting) has been my hobby for several years now.

Coming from a 15 year-old freshman in HS.

sammy_31 · Accepted Answer

Funny you ask, I've had this happy to me by my best friend. We were in school, she was drinking water and supposedly someone said somethin funny. She ends up spitting all over my face. I was pissed put of all of us around I was the target. I was behind her too, what gives? She dropped her big ass water bottle, I pick it up and pour it all over her. I whipped my face with her shirt, she said it was an accident but I call bull. I walked home alone that afternoon.

MissShaniaLyn · Accepted Answer

personal opinion, I would walk away. Im not into fighting and im not into drama they spit cause they want a reaction. I just dont give them a reaction

DodgersGM · Accepted Answer

Honestly, unless I felt threatened I would probably just call the police and not fight them about it.

It would be fun to say that I'd demolish the dude and kick his ass (I'd really want to, not gonna lie), but going to jail isn't manly. Using your judgment and having control of yourself is the way to go.

JackKerouac77 · Accepted Answer

Whip out my 9 and shoot his foot. It ain't assault if you ain't got ID!!! SMOKE TREEEEESS

demonology · Answer

if i am in an area where "moral" authority dominates, like a school or professional setting, cry a lot and make a huge deal about it while playing the victim. this will ruin that 'someone', for example, suspension, permanent record.

if in a private and unregulated area, beat the shit out of him/her. i have been itching for a fight.

JustinCaseUDontKnow · Answer

Make sure to take their picture with my Android phone if I don't know them and keep so i can show the police who spit on me in case the assholes got Ebola

Oladeji123 · Answer

If anyone does that, i'll just tell em "mama said knock you out"

chocolatedragon · Answer

I had something similar happened to me, but it was pinching instead. My attacker ran away before I could finish saying "Fuck".

Anonymous · Answer

They're getting kneed in the goddamn face

Part6fam · Answer

I would like to say that I will slap the shit out of them but I would probably be in shock and want to get away. What would you do?

sovetskii13 · Answer

Say "You wanna fight? Come on!", and hope that he attacks me. I know martial arts so I have a good level of confidence when it comes to fighting. So, when he attacks, I use a few techniques/moves to take him down and keep him there in pain.

DontDropIt · Answer

This: I'm coming after you like a tiger chasing a gazelle.

harakiri · Answer

wipe it off and PURELL the shit out of my face hahaha. and then go... WTF? WHY! and then either depart the situation or call over an officer.

Jbunch · Answer

*twiddles mustache, picks up Cain and turns* what a primitive act sir! Good day to you! *walks off into the sunset*

royalexoxo · Answer

Beat their ass. Like no Ifs Ands or Buts about it. 0-100 real quick. I think I just lost it. This is total disrespect

rjroy3 · Answer

Punch them right in the face. No questions asked. They wanted a fight, they got one

decemberxblue · Answer

My Nike would be so far up his ass I'd roll up the hill with him.

llorando · Answer

It would gross me out to the point I'd be to worried with getting the spit off my face than to deal with the person who spit in my face.

The_Fugly_Truth · Answer

He/she'll get a knock no doubt... spitting is amongst the most vile things you can do.

thewho1975 · Answer

probably introduce my fist to the grimy trap that just spat!

Keyspirits · Answer

I'd probably juz walk away in sadness and sorrow. Im too nice to retaliate so people can easily take advantage of meh.

Phoenix98 · Answer

Nothing the first time as much as I would love to knock their teeth out I wouldn't. Now if they did it a second time I do a straight jab to the nose then a elbow strike to their mouth.

springocelot · Answer

In an ideal world, I'd hit their solar plexus. But I'd probably be so shocked that I'd just slap them and wipe the germs off my face.

Ihav2fart · Answer

One raised eyebrow with a WTF? Then goes a punch in the face.

KhrushBrownies · Answer

Do exactly what this guy did in the video.

bHappY512 · Answer

Pull that weave out! Haha!! Jk :)

pr3ttybr0wn · Answer

pick up a blunt heavy object and bash them in the temple

FourStar · Answer

No one spits on me not even girls, id Ray Rice a woman, and man id wreck UFC style...

Rcjh1987 · Answer

Not a violent person.. however I would punch them in the face

stevie123 · Answer

Kick them in the balls, and stomp their head when they are down. Then piss on them.

overachievinglunatic · Answer

I will tackle them to the ground without hesitation, that is assault, and I will not be disrespected in this way.

kittykatg · Answer

Flip them off and walk away. I don't waste my time with trash like that.

beastman88 · Answer

its clobberrin time, if it was a girl id probably slap her

p0rtis26 · Answer

hmmm, I tell them that was uncalled for and would appreciate if they wouldn't do that again.

Zango91 · Answer

I'll remember his face and wait for the day I get a bad cold.

Anonymous · Answer

It depends. If he can beat me up, or if she's a girl, I'll just play it cool. But if I can beat him up, I guess I'll just play it cool again. I'm just too lazy to fight, that's all.

Anonymous · Answer

I pull out my gun and blow their brains out... then i spit back on them.

NovemberJoseph · Answer

Take em down and ground and pound. That's disgusting, im a germaphobe lol.

SatanClaus · Answer

I"ll punch his teeth so far down his throat that he has to stick a toothbrush up his candy ass to brush em.

Anonymous · Answer

Punch them in the throat and poke them in the eyes.

isabellemarss · Answer

I'd literally kick their ass.

AnimeDreama · Answer

I will probably put them in the hospital.

existing_not_living · Answer

I cut the bitch.

knotme · Answer

Its a fight

NewYorkNewt · Answer

Press charges.

Klaatu51 · Answer

i'll spit back

DragonWolf · Answer

I would clean my face and walk away.

AJElectric · Answer

Loose my mind.

Anonymous · Answer

Cut their throat out

SnowHearth · Answer

I don't know... punch his/her throat...

PhiOmega · Answer

fist to [his] face, sawwy :(

Maazin · Answer

Go home and take a bath !!

Princessofpersia · Answer

If be like um... why did u just spit in my face?

bambi3 · Answer

Whoop that trick ^_^

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