12.8K opinions shared on Other topic. If it is a boyfriend, kangy, I would most likely find him offensive and no class up his ass and be totally turned off for quite awhile, on top of hollering at him with the fart in my own boxing mitt in a fit... if it is a friend of mine, I wouldn't be quite as offended for the only thing with him is that I could just slap him happy and send him home and see him when I feel like it, not have to sleep with him or put up with his bad manners when I want to..
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Anonymous(30-35)+1 yi have a scent fetish.. but not that kind of scent!
i would squeal in agony and terror and scratch and tear the walls trying to escape and choke and have seizure then die, if it was in an elevator.. if it was anywhere else i'd just walk away really fast
it has the same exact effect on me as a cross;
my brother: the power of christ compels you, the power of christ you!
me: naaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! it burnz!! it burnz !!00 Reply
+1 ylol i usually get really annoyed but can't help laughing, so no one takes it seriously -.-
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a stranger? thats a different story lol.
*cracks knuckles*
+1 yI'd slap the fuck out of them. That's rude as fuck. If you do that in prison you would get murdered. Real talk fuck that kid shit. That was funny when I was 5 but I will not hesitate to slap the fuck out of someone who does that to me
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Sorry I'm a violent person sometimes haha
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I believe you. Why do you ask btw? Do you fart in peoples faces?
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Haha in that case I'll laugh with you
that's the rudest thing someone could to you... i'd stab his ass with a knife so he won't fart anymore LOL
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It would all depend on the situation how I would react.
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I am not that keen when boys and men fart but love it when girls and women fart. If I had a girlfriend and she came and farted near my face jokingly and not in a mean way I would probably pick her up, put her on the sofa and play with her, tease and tickle her so much that she farted like there was no tomorrow lol
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If it was a stranger that was a guy I would not be happy, if it was a stranger that was a girl and she did it in a mean way I would be annoyed but if it was a girl that was having fun and joking, I would like to think I would have a laugh with her about her farts and give her my number or ask her out on a date. But I am not sure my shyness would probably take over but that is what I would like to do if it was a girl.
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When I got to know a girl well she could say to me "pull my finger" then I would pull her finger and she could then fart, I would also hi5 a girl I knew well for doing a really long, loud or fart that reeks and even give her farts a rating out of 10. I would have so much fun with a gassy girl. If I was super close to my girlfreind I may even start a farting contest with her, I would fart and then say to her "beat that babe".
Anonymous(30-35)+1 yMy 10-year-old brother does that a lot, it's so annoying. I always tell him he's being extremely rude and disgusting.
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Did you miss me? I sensed someone mention fart.33 Reply- +1 y
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i am so shy
Like this lady
https://i2.asntown.net/9/south_park_fart.gif23 Reply745 opinions shared on Other topic. cough like i'm in the toxic fume hood and fake collapsing on the floor lol
20 ReplyWell if it was a boy that knew, honestly I would kinda not mind or even like it a little just to have fun, even if it was a girl that did it to have fun I still wouldn't mind. But, if it was someone I didn't know boy or girl or someone that was trying to do it to be rude I would just slap the fuck out of them and tell them that it was rude. So, it depends
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+1 yI'd suck that shit out.
No but seriously my boyfriend does it all the time inusually just laugh at him.
if it was a random person they would get punched.00 Reply
+1 yi would hurry up and go wash my eyes out. That is how you catch pink eye.
01 ReplyMy partner has done that a couple times. I'd usually punch him, then start laughing.
03 ReplyPunch them wherever I can at the moment, like nasty and how rude! lol
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I usually just scream in agony.10 ReplyA jock did it to me in high school once when we were at our lockers. We both just laughed.
00 ReplyI'd laugh and then carry on whatever I was doing
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Anonymous(30-35)+1 yThey'd get socked in the ass, so hard their bowels would fail them.
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Anonymous(30-35)+1 yI would be wondering why my face is near their ass!
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Opinion Owner+1 yYell WTF!
lol... i would just kick his butt and say do you do this all the time at your house lol!!
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+1 yWell he farted in my face now i'm gonna make him shit himself.
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Anonymous(36-45)+1 yI actually broke two bones in my friends back years ago when he did that to me.
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Opinion Owner+1 yNot at all. I have heavy hands and didn't mean to hurt him that badly. Last time I punched someone in the face (they deserved it though) they needed plastic surgery.
Opinion Owner+1 yI rarely hit anyone because of this.
Opinion Owner+1 yI don't lie and even if you assume everyone online lies to you it is still true. I know you have been lied to in life but I have no motive for lying to you. It's just a fact and I rarely fight. I can throw a baseball about 88 mph. My overhand right is quick and powerful and I have broke my right hand and wrist 3 times. Bones are not designed for such things.
+1 yDrill her ass with my nose hahahaha
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u mean fart with pant on or WITHOUT, that's more crucial description ;P
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that sucks, my nose hurts
drilllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
then I wouldn't do it
+1 yKick him in the ass. Keep it away from me.
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+1 yId most likely punch them in the face
00 Reply probably punch them lol. wtf mate :P
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+1 yPush him out of existence.
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+1 yIf it was a lady I'd ask her out
00 ReplyPUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
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