If a person fart at your face purposely, how would you react?

[kangy]

If a person fart at your face purposely, how would you react?

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this scenerio came into my mind suddenly so i decided to ask :D

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Laughing at all the comments :D

[Paris13]

If it is a boyfriend, kangy, I would most likely find him offensive and no class up his ass and be totally turned off for quite awhile, on top of hollering at him with the fart in my own boxing mitt in a fit... if it is a friend of mine, I wouldn't be quite as offended for the only thing with him is that I could just slap him happy and send him home and see him when I feel like it, not have to sleep with him or put up with his bad manners when I want to..
Good luck. xx

[kangy]

How about stranger

[Paris13]

Hmmmm... stranger you say? I would simply Wrinkle up my nose, make a Quick Cocky comment and walk away mumbling more under my breath... I have come to realize in life, many people have no class... xx

[Anonymous]

i have a scent fetish.. but not that kind of scent!

i would squeal in agony and terror and scratch and tear the walls trying to escape and choke and have seizure then die, if it was in an elevator.. if it was anywhere else i'd just walk away really fast

it has the same exact effect on me as a cross;
my brother: the power of christ compels you, the power of christ you!
me: naaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! it burnz!! it burnz !!

[justbanANNAz]

lol i usually get really annoyed but can't help laughing, so no one takes it seriously -.-

[kangy]

What if a stranger do that to u

[justbanANNAz]

a stranger? thats a different story lol.
*cracks knuckles*

[kangy]

Lolllll

[Thewhitestdudeever]

I'd slap the fuck out of them. That's rude as fuck. If you do that in prison you would get murdered. Real talk fuck that kid shit. That was funny when I was 5 but I will not hesitate to slap the fuck out of someone who does that to me

[kangy]

LOLLLL ok

[Thewhitestdudeever]

Sorry I'm a violent person sometimes haha

[kangy]

it is okay i am laughing behind my screen while reading the comments :D

[Thewhitestdudeever]

I believe you. Why do you ask btw? Do you fart in peoples faces?

[kangy]

no i dont do that. it is just a scenerio that came into my mind so i decided to ask

[Thewhitestdudeever]

Haha in that case I'll laugh with you

[Klaatu51]

that's the rudest thing someone could to you... i'd stab his ass with a knife so he won't fart anymore LOL

[kangy]

LOL!!! wahhahahahahhahaha
u will get into jail manx

[Klaatu51]

i believe he should get to the jail too. i can't imagine a more rude gesture than this.

[Klaatu51]

thanks!

[kangy]

welcome , it's funny :D

[Applefan1]

It would all depend on the situation how I would react.

[Applefan1]

I am not that keen when boys and men fart but love it when girls and women fart. If I had a girlfriend and she came and farted near my face jokingly and not in a mean way I would probably pick her up, put her on the sofa and play with her, tease and tickle her so much that she farted like there was no tomorrow lol

[kangy]

what if it is a stranger and he did it on purpose

[Applefan1]

If it was a stranger that was a guy I would not be happy, if it was a stranger that was a girl and she did it in a mean way I would be annoyed but if it was a girl that was having fun and joking, I would like to think I would have a laugh with her about her farts and give her my number or ask her out on a date. But I am not sure my shyness would probably take over but that is what I would like to do if it was a girl.

[Applefan1]

When I got to know a girl well she could say to me "pull my finger" then I would pull her finger and she could then fart, I would also hi5 a girl I knew well for doing a really long, loud or fart that reeks and even give her farts a rating out of 10. I would have so much fun with a gassy girl. If I was super close to my girlfreind I may even start a farting contest with her, I would fart and then say to her "beat that babe".

[Applefan1]

@kangy sorry if that was too much info for you though.

[kangy]

I am fine :))) no need to apologise

[Applefan1]

Yeah I am super comfortable if any girl or woman can feel gas in her tummy at any time when she is around me she can feel free to fart in fact I want her to, so she feels better

[Anonymous]

My 10-year-old brother does that a lot, it's so annoying. I always tell him he's being extremely rude and disgusting.

[kangy]

LOLLLLL

[Ihav2fart]

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Did you miss me? I sensed someone mention fart.

[kangy]

oh yes! how can i forget u? should have tag u hahah

[Ihav2fart]

No need to be shy about it. ;)

[kangy]

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i am so shy

[shahab00x]

Like this lady
https://i2.asntown.net/9/south_park_fart.gif

[kangy]

u won't do anything to the person?

[shahab00x]

I would probably push their ass, let them fall on the ground. Some of my friends used to do that to each other. They just kept getting each other back.

[renogaza]

i just noticed how the woman's face was suddenly starting to turn semi-realistic lol, what is that magic?

[mei0313]

cough like i'm in the toxic fume hood and fake collapsing on the floor lol

[Bro_D838]

Well if it was a boy that knew, honestly I would kinda not mind or even like it a little just to have fun, even if it was a girl that did it to have fun I still wouldn't mind. But, if it was someone I didn't know boy or girl or someone that was trying to do it to be rude I would just slap the fuck out of them and tell them that it was rude. So, it depends

[Lyndsielee666]

I'd suck that shit out.

No but seriously my boyfriend does it all the time inusually just laugh at him.
if it was a random person they would get punched.

[bijinbijinbijin]

i would hurry up and go wash my eyes out. That is how you catch pink eye.

[kangy]

really?
would u tick him off?

[Mgoods]

My partner has done that a couple times. I'd usually punch him, then start laughing.

[kangy]

what if it isn't ur partner?

[Mgoods]

Lol... I have no clue how'd I'd react. Probably ask then what their problem was and go from there.
Why did you think of that? Haha

[kangy]

i dont know it came into my mind suddenly :D

[sammy_31]

Punch them wherever I can at the moment, like nasty and how rude! lol

[kangy]

u also would do that? what if they sue u?

[sammy_31]

No I would not fart on their face. IDC they invaded my space and provoked me, I'd at least slap or push them super hard.

[Izzex3]

It's happened before.
I usually just scream in agony.

[SurfRider]

A jock did it to me in high school once when we were at our lockers. We both just laughed.

[billy420]

I'd laugh and then carry on whatever I was doing

[kangy]

would u be upset?

[billy420]

Nope, doesn't really affect my life in any big way so there's no need

[Anonymous]

They'd get socked in the ass, so hard their bowels would fail them.

[kangy]

LOLLLL okkk

[Anonymous]

I would be wondering why my face is near their ass!

[kangy]

say they purposely walk right infront of ur face and do it?

[Opinion Owner]

Yell WTF!

[luvme56]

lol... i would just kick his butt and say do you do this all the time at your house lol!!

[Wood-Carver777]

Well he farted in my face now i'm gonna make him shit himself.

[Anonymous]

I actually broke two bones in my friends back years ago when he did that to me.

[kangy]

joking right

[Opinion Owner]

Not at all. I have heavy hands and didn't mean to hurt him that badly. Last time I punched someone in the face (they deserved it though) they needed plastic surgery.

[kangy]

hMMMM

[Opinion Owner]

I rarely hit anyone because of this.

[kangy]

if what u said is true, kinda of extreme u know

[Opinion Owner]

I don't lie and even if you assume everyone online lies to you it is still true. I know you have been lied to in life but I have no motive for lying to you. It's just a fact and I rarely fight. I can throw a baseball about 88 mph. My overhand right is quick and powerful and I have broke my right hand and wrist 3 times. Bones are not designed for such things.

[Prilee1992]

Drill her ass with my nose hahahaha

[kangy]

u sure u wld do it? what if she scream molest :D

[Prilee1992]

u mean fart with pant on or WITHOUT, that's more crucial description ;P

[kangy]

of course with it on

[Prilee1992]

that sucks, my nose hurts
drilllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
then I wouldn't do it

[sovetskii13]

Kick him in the ass. Keep it away from me.

[Beautifiedgirl123]

Id most likely punch them in the face

[kain7th]

probably punch them lol. wtf mate :P

[kangy]

like seriously u would do that?:D

[kain7th]

yeah. that ain't cool

did you do this to someone? :P

[kangy]

of course not hahah
this camw into my mind suddenly so decided to ask

[kain7th]

well this is quite an interesting question. especially from a girl :P

[kangy]

thank u hahahha

[kain7th]

What would you do? :P

[kangy]

i would go 'what' glare at him and pinch my nose purposel for him to see

[KillerZombieHunter]

Push him out of existence.

[Tmoney12345]

If it was a lady I'd ask her out

[elman123]

PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE