If your boyfriend or girlfriend farted in your face would you see the funny side of it or would you get mad at them?

[Anonymous]

I would see the funny side of it

I would get mad at them

[jeemm]

"Funny side" means there is something funny about it. I don't see anything funny about farts so if I ignore the disrespect, disgust and forced nature of that act it simply doesn't humor me at all. I'd find throwing a potato at a wall more humorous.

[FunkyMonkee]

My ex-fiance could pussy fart on command and I wanted to see what it looked like so, she laid down on the bed with her pants down and I put my face directly in front of her puss. She sucked in some air into her pussy and then blew a fart with it about 3" from my face. I had her do it several times but, the lips go flapping in the breeze so fast, you can't even see it happening!

[Guy13]

I would not care because payback will be awesome... Blow job... I don't care if you're tired-I'm going to tell your Mom what you did to your "husband"... you want to embarrass your Family like that etc !!! Milking that bomb residue for a long time !!!

[Daniela1982]

Depends on if it was a wet fart or not, or if it were silent but deadly.

[Topaz1979]

So now that people have read this, hopefully more people will be a lot nicer to the people who thoroughly avoid getting into relationships and prefer being single.

[NewsReader]

On the inside I would be mad and disgusted. On the outside I would try to laugh it off so she doesn't get embarrassed or whatever.

[TroyDT]

Intentional or did one accidentally slip? Intentional? I'd dump her on the spot because to me that is disrespectful and I do not tolerate that. Accidental? I'd pretend it didn't happen.

[Asker]

You are very immature. Imagine dumping a woman just because she farted in your face.

[Anonymous]

I would fart back in his face. It’s funny, but it’s also disrespectful and deserves retribution

[Dinklex3]

That's disgusting and not funny at all.