GAGers: If the Internet had an official religion, what would it be?

[Xelebrum]

I think it would either be the ancient Egyptian religion that worshipped cats:
images.cheezburger.com/.../129035566946103234.jpg
fatcatart.ru/.../...-Worship-of-the-Golden-cat.jpg
fc08.deviantart.net/.../...y_stinkulousreddous.jpg

Or fedoraism:
i3.kym-cdn.com/.../524.jpg
25.media.tumblr.com/...ma7karvB6G1qd96a1o1_500.png
https://i.imgur.com/sSK5lJB.jpg

Cat worship

Fedoraism

Other (Explain)

[FlyingTurtle]

Vanity. 80% of the questions on this site are about how people or look or whether their body is good enough.

[meatballs21]

It basically is that meme: We're ancient Egyptians. We write on Walls and worship cats.

[rthomas43]

Hashtag m'lady

[Xelebrum]

*tips fedora*

[Entrieton]

Cats are cool I voted A.