Is it illegal to poop in a box and send it through the mail?

JackKerouac77
Like, to an enemy or a company/somebody that wronged you?

As long as you sealed it correctly and put a false return address, wouldn't you be good?

Am I overthinking this?

Would you include corn salsa with it? I would.

You can't digest corn.

Is it illegal to poop in a box and send it through the mail?


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Holy crap apparently this is a real thing: http://www.poopsenders.com/

BITCHES STOLE MY IDEA

CALL MY LAWYER
Is it illegal to poop in a box and send it through the mail?
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