How to piss someone off -101?

[takumii]

In your opinion what is the worst and surest way to piss someone off?

[kambo_trick3y]

Read them psychologically. Find out what comprises them, who they are at the present, and how they became that way. Then make fun of and predict how they came into the sorry state that they are in.

Example:

Start with something simple. Let's choose failed relationships. Depending on how the person acts, you can usually surmise that they've had a string of bad relationships, possibly spawning from their birth and with their parents (not all failed relationships spawn from bad parental relationships, you need to use body and mental cues). You can throw in different aspects of their weak personality that have helped to exacerbate their current situation (their failure to see reality, their refusal to acknowledge their own weaknesses), drive home the insult by predicting their next response, or, if you're especially good, their next 3 responses. Make sure they KNOW you can read them easier than a Dr. Seuss book.

People in general do not like the idea of someone knowing them better than they know themselves, it is a very disturbing feeling and pisses people off to know end that they can be more transparent than glass.

[takumii]

I get your point, pinch people on the topic they most care about.

[kambo_trick3y]

Yeah, or, one they REALLY don't want to talk about. Like something very sensitive. Really dig in uncomfortably deep, what makes it worse is if you can read them VERY well WHILE talking about this uncomfortable subject.

[Likes2drive]

Asking a lot of questions about the same thing continuously and always asking for favors

[Esplorare]

Well, seeing as I find nothing productive, useful, or meaningful in pissing someone off, I cannot give you a sure way. Trying to piss someone off intentionally will do nothing but increase your karmic debt, spread bad vibes, and make you a toxic individual which people will begin to avoid.

[takumii]

Yes, i will surely go to hell for the sins i have committed, sister.

[Esplorare]

Well alrighty then!

[Anonymous]

Ask questions about not being pleased with small penises or short guys or why a girl gets slack after whoring her vagina out.

[9mfeo]

Tell them to calm down. Works every time.

[Ihav2fart]

Cut me off on the freeway then drive slow.

[Anonymous]

stare at them