How to ask to get nasty with coworker?

[Anonymous]

I have this friend that I work with and we are constantly always flirting and have hinted at hooking up a few times but it's all just been talk for now. Now I was wondering if anyone would have any advice on something that I could say to get her wanting to do some nasty stuff at work, maybe like a clever line or something that could get us making out at work or something.

thanks in advance for any advice.

[hahahmm]

You haven't thought this out. The way it works is that if a woman says you assaulted her, 100% of HR, cops, and maybe 90% of your family and judges will believe her. If you do something with her at work and you both get caught there's a 100% chance that she will throw you under the bus -- BECAUSE SHE CAN - and at that point you're on the fast train to losing your job, or even worse being put on the sex offender's list.

[Avicenna]

Don't do that- it's not a good idea to mess around with a co-worker

[SueShe]

You don't!

You never flirt at work and you don't have any sexual relations at work. That is all. You don't seem to want to realize that if you start to have intimate relations with a coworker you will automatically

1. Misuse the trust of your employer.
2. Divert the work time for your private business.
3. Possibly have issues with other coworkers that may have the same idea as you.

It is a rule to never mingle with your coworkers. That never works and has only negative points. You will regret it because you will directly poison the work climate with your behavior.

[Anonymous]

Take it out of the workplace. There's no place for that there. It may sound exciting, but the potential bad consequences are far greater than whatever a few minutes of naughtiness will do for you. I know - I got fired from my first job out of high school getting caught having sex in the workplace. Trust me, it isn't worth the results.

[Anonymous]

Just let her know how hot you find her