If you saw Jesus pooping and said "Holy Shit", what would be your reason for saying "Holy Shit"?

[llorando]

Holy shit as in his poop is holy

Holy shit as in I'm shocked to see Jesus taking a pooping.

[vishna]

I don't use that phrase often.

And I don't know what Jesus really looks like.

But if I saw the raptor too then I know it would have to be real. And coming overwhelmed with emotions I would cry out "Holy Shit" run to the toilet, push Jesus off, and create a shrine around his excrement.

[skullly]

ewwk! it's so disgusting to think that if this nasty hypothetical situation actually happened, religious freaks would most likely paste that poop on their forehead... 😶

Anyway!! as per your question... who would say "holly shit"? him or me?
I wouldn't say that.

[Ladyegg67]

I yell "Holy Shit" any time I walk in on some one take a dump.

[Ladyegg67]

Holy Shit the spell check stole the s off of the word takes.

[Octavius]

Why would I be watching another person let alone a deity take a shit...

[Toad-1]

Holy Shit as in 'wow i sure this is in the bible!'

[dudeman]

id tell him we have restrooms now.

[Anonymous]

both maybe? lol.