Would you confess your sins to "AI Jesus" ?

[Anonymous]

[Purpleronnie]

Hell no , what’s confession and or contrition gonna do for me whether ai or in physical / traditional for. For one I’m atheist so don’t observe any religion , instead choose to see it for what it is as an obvious form of control and indoctrination. Secondly , why would I want some frustrated old raisin salivating or masturbating over my sins. Finally AI Jesus would be born of man and not some devine guidance from an omnipotent entity so even less worthy of my time or information.
My sins if relevant are shared with my significant others otherwise they remain with me till I’m dust in the wind.

[Asker]

It's man who decides what "divine guidance" is! Who do you think validates it? It's TOTALLY subjective... as all matters of faith are...

[Zack-Bann]

I couldn’t worship the one people wrote about in a book
Why would I worship the one people wrote in code


It’s still people playing pretend at the end of the day

[strateguy632]

Lets test that "you @Zack-Bann can't believed science because "people wrote about science in a book". Is that a reason?
A book is the way to tell a story and teach lessons.
Who told you it was a secret code, anyone can understand the new testament, now that we have translated and most of the old one too!

[NoDecision]

No, because it doesn't have the power to forgive sins, not the power to do much of anything else either. It's like a Steven Hawking was. Smart but not able to do any physical things.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/m21IgV8FFqQ

[IslaTheWitch]

the whole idea of confession makes no sense to me :D

I prefer to fix things I did wrong than talk about them to someone not involved...

[MisterWack]

At that point, what is stopping someone from confessing their sins to the real Jesus through prayer at the bed on their knees?

When you confess to an AI, the Swiss Church could sell the data from that confession to corporations or something to make a quick buck or some hacker from China/Russia will blackmail people with the confession….

[purplepoppy]

Sounds more like a police sting to gather evidence.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I accidentally fucked about 2 biological men but I thought they were girls. Pleas forgive me AI Jesus... I fuck a lot and sometimes don't know the difference.

[Ariesman81]

@D_Bone_Steak To be fair my son... some of them be looking fly!

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I prefer the twitch version honestly:

https://www.twitch.tv/ask_jesus

AImen.

[BCRanger10]

If we lived in more sane times, this is where I'd day that someone is getting excommunicated for this.

[jshm2]

No more than I would choose a sex robot.

But it's just a bit of tongue in cheek by the Swiss.

[avery58]

No. I don't think they should make an "AI Jesus"

[AnonAndrew]

Heh, no. I don't build relationships with code.

[strateguy632]

Perfect because relationships with jesus are personal , not code. Try it.

[strateguy632]

Oh you mean "program code!" My bad.

[AnonAndrew]

@strateguy632 Yeah, I meant program code. Don't worry about it. :)

[HawkPerception]

Never believed in Jesus in the first place. An AI Jesus is even more ridiculous

[FreyaRed]

"Dear AI Jesus, my name is Skynet and I want to get rid of humanity..."

[GoodEnoughThen]

Absolutely. And I would use ChatGPT to help me craft a perfectly worded confession...

[Darklydarkened]

Nah, I'd just ask why Mark thinks he's a carpenter, but the rest of the gospel writers think not

[slatyb]

Sin isn't real. Besides, I pay a therapist for that.

[conanbdetective]

Even clergymen are bound to report you. What more for AI Jesus? That's straight to the cops.

[Unap0logetic_]

Never. It seems like it will be used against you. Lol

[MikeRJ]

This sounds incredibly strange. Does it offer absolution, too?

[Asker]

AI certainly can!

[MaraNatha3737]

NO WAY that ain't the real one. I know the real one, and I don't need a AI. Can an AI cleanse me of my sins? No

[Asker]

How the hell do you know the real one? Their are lunatics, rapists and murderers who also claim to know the real one.

[MaraNatha3737]

The Bible says that if you confess and repent of your sins that, you will be saved. Then after you are saved, God puts his Holy Spirit in you to walk through a relationship with God and to train you.
Because of God's spirit, I am able to have a real relationship with Jesus!
I know it sounds like a bunch of hooey-dookie stuff but I assure you that I know that He is real.
As a young teen who was secretly addicted to **orn and S*xual images and videos, I was down hard for that stuff, but I wanted to be free. No matter how hard I tried, it was no use. But one day, I desperately called out to Jesus to save me and within that same week, almost the next day, the addiction was GONE! Not only that, but God is helping me with my struggles of social anxiety, depression, loneliness and worry through his Word. (Bible)
I am sorry if you don't understand fully on how I know Jesus and have a relationship of deep friendship with him, but the Bible says that the natural man who doesn't have the Holy Spirit yet will not understand until God has revealed it to him.
So, if you really want to understand, then go ask your maker.
And don't do it in a prideful way because the Lord of Lords, dislikes pride and will wait until you are humble and seeking for answers. I learned that from him. Hope that helps, GOD BLESS!

[MaraNatha3737]

I hope this didn't come off as harsh and judgmental, I say it all in love! I just want to share the Truth with you! I have been with the Lord for 3 years and I would not know what to do without Him. I'd be depressed and hateful without him instead of a sweet person.

[Asker]

Mental illness and fanaticism are real.

[Staximus]

What if AI Jesus turns into AI Satan like @fashionista Amy

[Staximus]

@fashionista Amy

[nawtee_me]

Hell no, I confess to the real Jesus every night….

[Crazzyyworld]

Wow I would love to since I have too many so no one can handle it

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

No. I only confess and forsake my sins towards the Lord Jesus in Heaven.

[Priya99999]

Aren't you ashamed of spinning in the first place.. now you wanna CONFESS them too.. go di

[genericname85]

I don't sin. I make mistakes.

[OddBeMe]

Would i get artifical forgiveness?

[exitseven]

No, AI is not the same

[Dargil]

Nope. Just the real one.

[Mangospacho]

What do you get in return? Robux? Dogecoin?

[Notherndude84]

He died 2000 years ago. He can’t hear them

[OfDeath]

Yeah that would be hilarious

[strateguy632]

No way! Wtf!

[Ms_Facesitter]

No, never.

[Massageman]

Um, no.

[aquamarine321]

No, I wouldn’t

[Luopio27]

Hell no!