What gender do you identify as?

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What do you guys identify at? Answer seriously below and follow the chart.
 

Me personally.. I identify as a...

-Polyamorous pan-sexual 

-Cis-gender white male

-Part time trans-gender (MTF)

Also identify as a 6 year old misogynistic attack helicopter from time to time.
 I like the thought of being sexually Identified as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting evil individuals. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fkin retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliophobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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JK... Jakes on you. I identify as a mailbox. I'm beautiful for who I am.. a mailbox.
 

 Check your privilege.

ThisDudeHere · Accepted Answer

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it through the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

JudgmentDay · Accepted Answer

LOL, really there are 64 different types of genders or symbols for genders, never seen or heard of that before until now.

I wonder what all those other "gender" symbols exactly meant. I think I have seen some of them previously.

Wait, so if the gender is a planet symbol does that mean or represent that someone is technically an alien or extraterrestrial?

Reallio · Accepted Answer

I identify as a toucan, you may recognize the character "Toucan Sam" from the Froot Loops commercials, that is my father. "Senor Toucan" from the show, "Dora the Explorer" triggers me. The stereotype for mexican toucans should be abolished. Toucans have faced enough oppression, and saying the word "senor toucan" is also racist because he HAS a name. It is Bill.

My pronouns are tou, too, and touself.

(Cisgender female, bisexual XD)

BelleGirl21 · Accepted Answer

I identify as the one with the circle and then the little line that points and then that other thing. Seriously.

kaylaS91 · Accepted Answer

Cis female with a side of mayonnaise.

AleDeEurope · Answer

We should rally for attack helicopter bathrooms. It's outrageous that white cis men can have their own bathroom, but attack helicopters don't.
I identify as a white male (unfortunately), but I support all you gender fluid people.

crimsonqueen · Answer

I identify as a goddess and my pronouns are "your majesty" or "I'm not worthy". And if you say otherwise you're a deiphobe who... congrats just triggered me to death.

I identify as dead now thanks to you :(

rgb008 · Answer

I identify as 1/4th giraffe, 1/4 cement truck, 1/4 pebble and 1/4 cloud.

lucasnabizada · Answer

Demi-God hands down... that's me in a nutshell... Baby Achilles

JCT666 · Answer

I identify as gendervoid foxkin demiqueer and my pronouns are zy/zym/zer.

chintita · Answer

i've never seen u post a non-sarcastic question XD

badger25 · Answer

I identify as male, and am perfectly comfortable with it. However, I wish I could experience being a girl.

helloitsmethere · Answer

I think I just located what Rachel Dolezal identifies as lmao

WhaChaChaKing · Answer

I am biologically a female and anything after that doesn't matter. I am who I am.

OrdinaryGentleman · Answer

I identify as a tampon because i always like to fuck with bleeding cu&ts

Anonymous · Answer

Who the fuck is Jake and why the fuck is he on me?

Anonymous · Answer

At this moment I identify myself as a pink anon😛

EmpatheticLady · Answer

I'm just your regular, ol' female from that list.

starryeyedkitten · Answer

I identify as a cat lol

Anonymous · Answer

Female but love this troll.

MrAssHat · Answer

dude ur fucking killing me here...

Kimjongun · Answer

I am straight.

Mustachekitteh · Answer

As a chibi. :P

Yanoa_Yanza · Answer

WTF SO MANY ICONS

orphan · Answer

lol...

Anonymous · Answer

straight

Anonymous · Answer

Hehe, Uranus...

hotstuffSRD · Answer

Umm okay... 😶

PLURAL_IDS · Answer

wtf. a dude.

Anonymous · Answer

OMG that chart XD

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