What do I do , I peed my boyfriends bed?

[Anonymous]

Omg. It's so embarrassing.. we drank quite a bit last night and I woke up and felt the bed was wet... he's still sleeping , and I think he already noticed

[Izumiblu]

Get up change your clothes... then lay back in bed... Then after a few moments, jump up and make a huge scene..

EWWWW... GROSSSS... WTF DID YOU DOOO!!! GOD... I AM NEVER LETTING YOU DRINK AGAIN!!!

Then stomp out of the room while demanding he clean the sheets and bed immediately.

[Oldandconfused]

I have totally done this... I have pissed in beds, floors, cars, etc! Nobody ever really cares... It just happens! Anybody who says they have never done it, obviously have never been really shitfaced! I am glad to see that it worked out okay for you!

[GirlFromSweden]

There is probably no way you can play it off in a good way. Just tell him you're sorry and help him change the cheats. Hopefully the two of you can just laugh it off. Good luck

[madhatters4]

well if he doesn't notice when he gets out of bed and you have a moment you can try and clean the sheets... but otherwise you'll probably just have to fess up that you had an accident. you'd be far from the first person to drunkenly wet the bed

[Browneye57]

Accidents happen toots. And it may just be a lot of sex juice and not pee. LOL
Ah, he made you sleep in the wet spot. :)

[TripleAce]

Just blame it on him, I know evil, but divert the attention off you to him then later admit it was you

[Zendrya]

you tell him drunk me pissed the bed, let me clean the sheets for you, sorry about that

[Anonymous]

Gosh, how naive you are. Just go and iron your damn clothes. Then put them back on. Iron your side of the bed. And pour some water on his pants. Then go back to sleep. Whatever happens in the morning is his worry now, not yours. Lol 😂

[littleheartbigbooty]

You can pretend that he did it or you can go get a glass of something to drink and spill it ALL OVER the sheet where you peed

[yourmom89]

yeah cause thats the mature way to handle it. great logic

[littleheartbigbooty]

Talking about maturity with a guy named yourmom89 is kinda funny, but alright

[yourmom89]

just sayin'

[krg23krg]

i personally think its a good idea. just sayin'.

[yourmom89]

thats cause you're immature

[Oldandconfused]

I agree with this idea! lol

[yourmom89]

why, cause you're immature too? @Oldandconfused

[Oldandconfused]

@yourmom89 Call me what you want... I think it is a good idea! lol

[yourmom89]

again, so immature

[Oldandconfused]

@yourmom89 Okay... lol I don't care! I didn't ask for your opinion...

[yourmom89]

just making sure people know who are the immature ones on this here fucking immature site

[Oldandconfused]

@yourmom89 Get the fuck out of here... you are ignorant!

[yourmom89]

only ignorant one, is you

[Anonymous]

better admit it, nothing will happen. Just one of the moments u both will remember.

if I was your boyfriend , i would laugh as hell. then i will secretly keep that bedsheet aside and sniff it when alone (my fetish)

[DaddiesLittleToy]

Just tell him straight up. Apologize and clean them. Fin.

[LiviGurlXx]

awe honey, dont sweat it, just pretend it never happened, maybe he thinks he was the one who did it!

[Anonymous]

Flip that mattress, but spray some smelly good stuff on that side first

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Let it dry first though

[Opinion Owner]

@SuccessfulHornDog yes! Lol team work!

[bxchra]

did you record his reaction?

[Asker]

I woke him up, told him I needed to strip the bed and I put the bedding in the washer. But he wasn't mad , just surprised and was joking about it which is good.

[reptocarl]

Nothing you can do but tell him

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Ewww wtf? I've never been that drunk.

[yourmom89]

i know, right?

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

@yourmom89 who down voted me lmfao

[yourmom89]

jealous people

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

@yourmom89 more like gross people

[Asker]

Yeah , Ew is my reaction as well

[yourmom89]

then why did you get that drunk, if you're agreeing with her?

[Asker]

@yourmom89 I wasn't even drunk when I fell asleep , but it probably didn't hit me till I was asleep lol. Oh well

[Avalon2]

Guys don't care, unless it's period blood.

[Oldandconfused]

And only a shithead would care if it was period blood... We can't help that shit! lol

[Avalon2]

@Oldandconfused I'll try to keep that in mind haha

[Blitzkrieger]

Offer to clean it up.

[ToruMatsuda]

Hahahaha tell him to drunk it

[Anonymous]

Ih well. Shit... errr.. pee happens

[Opinion Owner]

*oh.

[Ahmed_Sy15x]

Ruuun!

[Anonymous]

change the sheets